Forever an O-4, but Lieutenant Commander is just too many syllables. Opinions my own, not USG/DOD/DON/USN/etc etc etchttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3mvmz4qlv3c2n@edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social This is the actual tagline on FBI recruitment materials. if you’re wondering why allowing sheep fuckers is suddenly an issue.16 Sep 2026 11:14 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvmz4qlv3c2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3mprsel3rhk2v*Zlatan* is speechless about this game???04 Jul 2026 00:25 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mprsel3rhk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3lzco7zi4xc2vTHE STRANGERS: CHAPTER 2 @ #fantasticfest starts with how many people were killed by strangers. This cheap attempt to stoke fear is insulting: almost all women are killed by men they know. In my home of DC, false fears of crime are the reason we’re occupied by national guard and federal police.21 Sep 2025 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzco7zi4xc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3lwekkbcfd22aIf Donald Trump wanted to get DC residents on his side, he would have announced a campaign against the biggest threat to the district: Maryland Drivers. @dennycarter.bsky.social @superspookyooky.bsky.social14 Aug 2025 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwekkbcfd22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3lw7fjyl2sk2lNote to resorts outside the US that cater to Americans: you don’t need to play the soft rock hits of the 90s just for us. Play local music! We can’t understand the language anyways! It’s way more distracting to look up from your drink and go, “Is this fucking Fountains of Wayne?”12 Aug 2025 13:18 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lw7fjyl2sk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3lmxga5tsn227The only time my haterade truly flows is during the #Charitibundibowl, where I donate $41.14 in honor of Ted Ginn Jr having his ankle sprained by his own teammate. @edsbs.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @newap-georgia.bsky.social16 Apr 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmxga5tsn227https://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3llxckch4b22x@overlookfilmfest.bsky.social Film 1: Orang Ikan: a fun but silly WW2 monster film that blew its monster load too fast. Why @briancgrubb.bsky.social would like it: - “We’re not so different, are we?” - Disassembling a bomb with a flare gun - Monster vs Crocodile!04 Apr 2025 01:51 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3llxckch4b22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3lis7hdfmr22qI believe my work this week will be documented as “suck it assclown.” No really, people have *actual* work to do. More so now that you indiscriminately (and likely illegally) fired a bunch of people. So let’s waste more time writing “what I did on my summer vacation” reports. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Feb 2025 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lis7hdfmr22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3lhrrxrrotc2iLove a flyover at a dome. Hope those pilots got some sweet flight hours out of it.09 Feb 2025 23:30 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrrxrrotc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3lh7pwa5lr22cFor those in federal service: does your agency/office have a data access and dissemination policy? What happens if someone comes in and asks for full access to your unique data source? If you’re not sure, then you have work to do tomorrow. @jamellebouie.net @dburbach.bsky.social02 Feb 2025 19:06 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh7pwa5lr22chttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3lgtbrqxeu22rThe US Navy’s Sailors Creed ends with “I am committed to excellence and the fair treatment of all.” It’s probably important to remind people of that.28 Jan 2025 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgtbrqxeu22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3ldohy454qc2vFun day of tracking down enlisted and explaining that they’re probably not getting paid for at least a month. Pointing them towards resources. Explaining to civilian leadership that you can’t leave vague instructions like “take care of problems.”19 Dec 2024 18:13 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldohy454qc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3lclqhyhjgk2qCertainly less thematically appropriate locations to be reading Lonesome Dove (recommendation from the folks @glasscannonnetwork.bsky.social )05 Dec 2024 22:42 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lclqhyhjgk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3lci5og7wek2zPassing through the football field long PenFed tunnel at Dulles, filled with the incessant blaring of the credit union’s jingle, was deemed too cruel for CIA black sites04 Dec 2024 12:27 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3lci5og7wek2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/phonecommander.bsky.social/post/3kfdul2zkbz22@hollyanderson.bsky.social loved the @themountaingoats.bsky.social reference29 Nov 2023 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:arsscm2t247aseaeca65rbgl/app.bsky.feed.post/3kfdul2zkbz22