https://bsky.app/profile/ryanmallady.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanmallady.bsky.social/post/3mlrmx32gkc2eTell me I'm the best. Let me do it, I'm a star. Put my name on buildings. Put my picture on passports. Everything is rigged against me. Don't make fun of me. Give me a military parade. Give me a peace prize. Buy my memecoin. Build me an arch. Build me a new ballroom. Build me a gold statue. ME ME ME14 May 2026 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:asbkdc5q47v2to2kffxfacet/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrmx32gkc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanmallady.bsky.social/post/3mhdvbwmqbs2bWith Civ7 planning to lay the hammer down on oversettling in the Test of Time update, I decided to get in one last crazy/fun Isabella game to see how many settlements I could reach and how much gold I could bank.18 Mar 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:asbkdc5q47v2to2kffxfacet/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhdvbwmqbs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanmallady.bsky.social/post/3mgm55x56mk2wIn #Civ7, a tornado strikes my mine tile and somehow finds a pair of cows(?) inside and lifts them swirling heavenward. It's possible they'd escaped from the nearby abattoir and were hiding underground when they were abruptly Final Destinationed.09 Mar 2026 05:36 +0000at://did:plc:asbkdc5q47v2to2kffxfacet/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgm55x56mk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/ryanmallady.bsky.social/post/3mejbmvkmdk2rPost a banger that’s not in English [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Feb 2026 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:asbkdc5q47v2to2kffxfacet/app.bsky.feed.post/3mejbmvkmdk2r