necro babyhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3mayd7pfhck2nlatest trivago ad is just soundless black and white film of the european men with too-big veneers carrying out the black dahlia murder. unclear how these guys were the same age in 1947, or how this is supposed to sell hotel rooms27 Dec 2025 17:25 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3mayd7pfhck2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3matcioul2c2zchristmas is for tourists. i am visited every night by ghosts who tell me what an asshole i am25 Dec 2025 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3matcioul2c2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3mar4yypntc2zcommercial with kevin hart as the elf on the shelf is an eldritch horror. a collection of images unfit to be seen by living eyes. a diseased media hallucination from an unsound mind. i am infuriated that i'm only just seeing it on december 2424 Dec 2025 20:45 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3mar4yypntc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3maoaqqigb22pif all these psycho right-wing government officials can do press conferences while obviously fucked up on coke, i should be allowed to have my school bus driving job back23 Dec 2025 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3maoaqqigb22phttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3mall2nxa5s2dsaw a really interesting investigation on 60 minutes last night, during their "the best of andy rooney" clip show. i had no idea ziploc bags have become that difficult to open and close22 Dec 2025 15:41 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3mall2nxa5s2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3magth6zufs2e[ebenezer scrooge, after a ghost shows him a vision of my pathetic life on christmas eve]: hm. well.....it's sad, that's for sure. i mean, i see what you're going for here but....he's just not that sympathetic? i still feel pretty good about the layoffs20 Dec 2025 18:27 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3magth6zufs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3maec32uui22elos angeles film critics association announces its choice for the best movie of 2025, and for the 36th year in a row, it's abel ferrara's king of new york. the announcement clarifies, "every movie since then has been kind of a letdown"19 Dec 2025 18:11 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3maec32uui22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3macnvwnmec2hwe need to get everyone in america their own syndicated comic strip immediately [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Dec 2025 02:38 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3macnvwnmec2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3mabrgflffs2tjust want to do mushrooms and see new avatar movies in peace but every time one of these things comes out cameron does a press tour where he's like, "yeah i'm a billionaire now. i'm going to lead the industry in AI filmmaking. also kathryn bigelow didn't write point break"18 Dec 2025 18:08 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabrgflffs2thttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3mabq7dz3v22tand if you gaze too long into an abyss, the abyss turns you into aaron rupar18 Dec 2025 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3mabq7dz3v22thttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3ma7qpxdsk22ddid u guys hear they are making a biopic of the new radicals. andrew garfield is going to play the annoying guy in the bucket hat. andy serkis is playing the bucket hat17 Dec 2025 22:50 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma7qpxdsk22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3ma5dnx63as26doordash holiday ads concept is "if you're a total moron and forgot to thaw the turkey and buy your dumb kids presents, you can easily doordash a fully unfrozen turkey and a bicycle on christmas morning." sure ok!16 Dec 2025 23:51 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma5dnx63as26https://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3ma4r7rrvek27one cool thing about having a pipe burst under your house is it gives you the opportunity to check out the latest in insurance company telephone hold music. haha just kidding, i thought it'd feel better to write that instead of "i give up, this is my watery tomb now"16 Dec 2025 18:21 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma4r7rrvek27https://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3ma2nlzne3s24most filmmakers shouldn’t worry about being replaced with AI, but i am terrified bc i’ve been in post for 6 years on a movie about a guy who is so fat he collapses a bridge15 Dec 2025 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma2nlzne3s24https://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3ma27cyyjjc2o[misunderstanding everyone's cryptic posts about "when it happens"]: yes that's right.......i will also cheer when jay mohr's sitcom 'action' finally arrives on a streaming platform15 Dec 2025 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma27cyyjjc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m7zzemu6tk23well, that’s the last straw for me. deactivating my truth social account now15 Dec 2025 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7zzemu6tk23https://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m7y4hzwdo22eone of the great pleasures of the every-couple-years deadwood rewatch is getting to hear powers boothe tell kristen bell she has the eyes of a weasel and then make fun of her for having a fractured skull. 👍👍14 Dec 2025 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7y4hzwdo22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m7smfz3zr226if someone is going to produce an awful remake of silent night deadly night every 10 years, they should at least set one of them in space. people used to know how to make lousy slasher movies12 Dec 2025 17:28 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7smfz3zr226https://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m7sjpdrg5s2fmy brother is an ironworker so i asked him his thoughts on the time magazine cover12 Dec 2025 16:40 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7sjpdrg5s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m7gcazef5s2sit's nice that pandora's ads proudly specify that their diamonds are lab-grown, but i don't love that the slogan is "if she was with you for money, she would have left already"07 Dec 2025 19:55 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7gcazef5s2shttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m6zxi4icuk2njust saw someone on here pretend to be unfamiliar with the phrase “hawk tuah.” having fun imagining a person who has too much dignity to know that phrase, but who also posts regularly on the “hourly updates on rfk jr’s ass-eating conquests” app02 Dec 2025 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6zxi4icuk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m6zt2x24ks2soh yeah i am for sure going to watch a three minute video where the sci-fi novelist who used to pretend to be asian does cultural analysis on a cartoon about waiting in line for coffee. i would not rather climb into a dishwasher and have it run on a heavy wash setting, than watch that02 Dec 2025 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6zt2x24ks2shttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m6ftqll3ck2tthe “bank robbers” in the opening credits of batman the animated series are carrying no money when batman assaults them unprovoked. there’s no proof they were even in that bank24 Nov 2025 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6ftqll3ck2thttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m5jqrkanak2ithis looks like when you're 10 and reading a michael crichton book and you realize you're gonna have to get through like 60 straight pages of this before he gets back to the fucking dinosaurs [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Nov 2025 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5jqrkanak2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m5jlwdcayk2gdon’t confuse the years-long protection of a network of wealthy and govt-connected pedophiles with something big and bad, you guys. may cooler heads prevail here [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Nov 2025 16:35 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5jlwdcayk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/johnfreiler.bsky.social/post/3m5hqbstbxk23there's a new letterboxd guy whose whole deal is utterly despising movies, even more than the last letterboxd guy who hates movies. they should make a separate letterboxd for people who are not approaching movies like matt yglesias posts they can quote tweet12 Nov 2025 22:48 +0000at://did:plc:avpgwtfppu55eqip5d3od2in/app.bsky.feed.post/3m5hqbstbxk23