I have no idea what I’m doing anymore https://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3m7ecaa5fns2wOk wow. Heated Rivalry is NOT a cooking show. Still would be acceptable seeing it suggested alongside Top Chef07 Dec 2025 00:49 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7ecaa5fns2whttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3m2qcjtayjs2cWhen the hotdog cart man wants to know how many glizzies I want, but it’s spooky szn09 Oct 2025 04:20 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2qcjtayjs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3m26iqs4m522sSometimes the only thing that keeps me going is knowing that I was the first person on the internet back in the good twitter days that said “I wish I was full of tacos instead of feelings”02 Oct 2025 02:23 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3m26iqs4m522shttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lzpngexbgs2lHBO out here selling my new show, the Guilded Cage based off my indoor only cat that refuses to believe he can’t survive outside26 Sep 2025 04:37 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzpngexbgs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lzpmfixryk2lI call my poops Ladoodoos now26 Sep 2025 04:19 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzpmfixryk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lzjwihydss2rYabos is probably the best word ever made up for a film and I will not be swayed otherwise.23 Sep 2025 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzjwihydss2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3luokhvmxts2zShania Law just sounds like a really good greatest hits album by a queen24 Jul 2025 03:06 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3luokhvmxts2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3liodk3dfx22oMy air fryer is the only thing that truly understands me21 Feb 2025 07:59 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3liodk3dfx22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lhrtg4vug227Lmao at that “for all America” commercial that Fox News aired09 Feb 2025 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhrtg4vug227https://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lhnee3svxc2dThe POFUS were on to something talking about Sun-soakin' bulges in the shade08 Feb 2025 05:16 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhnee3svxc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lhehrmxdy22gOne of my friends is getting a new refrigerator today and I have the strangest mix of excitement for them while being so completely jealous. Adult emotions are weird.04 Feb 2025 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhehrmxdy22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lh5z7vrwi22cIn case it becomes illegal, I plan to be the gayest I can be until I have to go back in the closet to not be killed02 Feb 2025 02:47 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5z7vrwi22chttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lh5uuozrjs2cEven with all the internet had to offer with respect to translation, I still have no idea what the Macarena song actually is saying02 Feb 2025 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh5uuozrjs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lg5ilcryxk2qI actively am crushing on like…three of you20 Jan 2025 04:24 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg5ilcryxk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lfyopiu33k2rI would be a great guest on Drew Barrymore’s show. I like (and need) hugs18 Jan 2025 06:30 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfyopiu33k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lfylr7jnus2rI’ve tried robot vacs before but my flooring and furniture just doesn’t cooperate. I’m so upset. I want a Messy Elliot of my own18 Jan 2025 05:38 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfylr7jnus2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lfygxms4gc2pChat, TikTok keeps showing me an amazing shoe storage solution and I haven’t pulled the trigger yet, but given the state of things…should I?18 Jan 2025 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfygxms4gc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lfyculy2zc22Self growth is realizing Speidi was never the villain18 Jan 2025 02:58 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfyculy2zc22https://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lfyagkyjwk2wThe fun thing about home ownership is that it doesn’t have to be expensive to have your own weeping wall. You can just have an untraceable leak coming from “somewhere” and it just weeps all over one of your walls18 Jan 2025 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfyagkyjwk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lflf5etnos2rNew show idea: a cat, but they also help you unpack buried trauma: The Hissnopist12 Jan 2025 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lflf5etnos2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lfcvn2skj225I sat on the toilet for too long and now my feet are asleep: a memoir.09 Jan 2025 14:36 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfcvn2skj225https://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lfbusn3vyc23I am barely a functional human.09 Jan 2025 04:48 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfbusn3vyc23https://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lf4yqso3kk2bI still haven’t found what I’m looking for - U2 (feat me without my glasses looking for the spot where my cat puked because I’m also deaf)07 Jan 2025 06:15 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf4yqso3kk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lesnbwsvrk2jYeah but have you ever been like DBDBHYEBAIACR03 Jan 2025 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lesnbwsvrk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3leslbstl7k2jSurprisingly I got my “dadbod” beating the shit out of my friends with six packs that called them dad bods03 Jan 2025 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3leslbstl7k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/evofck.bsky.social/post/3lesiz74up22jJust Shoot Me, except it’s not the late 90s David Spade classic sitcom and just a wish upon a star.03 Jan 2025 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:ayoa3pxhc52miw2dtdiwagoa/app.bsky.feed.post/3lesiz74up22j