"Hello, Ladies, Gents, Enbies abound! Stop by Starbuck's Caravan of Rare and Eccentric Wonders for a good deal!!" A Faun Wizard Merchant. TTRPG/Fantasy OC, MVRP Friendly. BRP/Business RP. 18+ Mun/Muse Courtesy of Fitz Lewd/AI/Minors DO NOT INTERACThttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mkbsszzp522q“…Shite.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Apr 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkbsszzp522qhttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mkabl7ikoc27"Depends on the item. I have a scroll, which is one use, a pendant with three, a wand with five, or, if y' trust me, I can apply a tattoo, which can give permanent three-a-day usages." [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 10:04 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkabl7ikoc27https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mkaavo4sks27"Suit yerself." [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 09:51 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaavo4sks27https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mkaaqk5dmk27"...Would you like to have one?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 09:49 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaaqk5dmk27https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mkaanpdbi227"You've never casted a flight spell?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 09:47 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkaanpdbi227https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mka75zxun22i“I’d appreciate yer consideration.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 09:20 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mka75zxun22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk7uzyi6ac2xHe is also a bit buzzed by his own grown herbs. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 06:19 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7uzyi6ac2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk7uxwgmh22xHe discovered something called an iPod Touch. He had the clerk load it to its fullest with recommended music, along with a good and heavy Bluetooth speaker for it. Now he was back at the S.C.R.E.W. swishing and scooping his hips as he played a song named “Crazy” by a musical seal.24 Apr 2026 06:18 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7uxwgmh22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk7uomuzzc2x“…Can I leave you my information? I want to invest in your work!” [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 06:13 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7uomuzzc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk77uqc3xs2w||: Hell yeah. She really is an icon [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Apr 2026 00:00 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk77uqc3xs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk7766pvas2t||: @sargassoian.bsky.social Can I just say Courtney Freaking Miller is a crazy face claim and I’m here for it23 Apr 2026 23:48 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7766pvas2thttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk74pnsnmk27"Hm... Might be a worthy client." [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk74pnsnmk27https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk74md2de227He handed her the opalescent liquid in its glass round container, and a small scroll poofed from a pink glittery cloud in the same hand as her receipt. "And ye as well!" [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 23:02 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk74md2de227https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk73abgo2227"Is she a Gorgon?" [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 22:37 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk73abgo2227https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk5wk2vews27"...Tha's a big bird."23 Apr 2026 11:41 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5wk2vews27https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk5trurob227He has to eat and get his sugars in and then set up shop, so a bit. [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 10:51 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5trurob227https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk5t34s3bk27"Then I'll ask for two gold coin for it, or, erm, crowns." [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Apr 2026 10:39 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk5t34s3bk27https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk3stwohbk2e“Well usually in ore-based currencies but our mutual friend has acquainted me with yer demonic economy. So at this point I'm willing to trade for items of value.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 15:29 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3stwohbk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk3qmxeyn22pHe nodded. “Strong high that could last 36 hours. Opalescent iris changes, which is purely cosmetic, not chemically detrimenta. It wears off after 12 hours. Maybe prismatic urine?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3qmxeyn22phttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk3q3zlmqc2p“It’s nice to have word of mouth follow me! Hope it’s a good one!” [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 14:40 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3q3zlmqc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk3pabrthc2j“Congrats! And I have rejuvenating elixers if y’ need ‘em. Helps fer the after part! Wholly safe and soothing.” [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3pabrthc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk2rpoplwc26Well, he doesn't like smooshed strawberries, so he'll take a raincheck. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 05:36 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk2rpoplwc26https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mk2r3ckzy226No. He prefers them dipped in chocolate, anyway. [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Apr 2026 05:25 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk2r3ckzy226https://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mjwaasuooc2g"...Tha's very sweet actually. I'm sorry." [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 10:13 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwaasuooc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mjw22nbdws2x"I have a few tomes for sale." [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 08:22 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjw22nbdws2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mjvspcdj522x"Oh, I'm sorry, we didn't all get a whisperin' canary or a magic birch to imbue in us our magic powers. Some of us had to learn it from scratch." [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 06:11 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvspcdj522xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mjvrxutb222x"Some taken. Being a wizard takes more effort than being a druid." [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 05:58 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvrxutb222xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mjvr7mwpek2x"Makes sense then." [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 05:44 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvr7mwpek2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/thefaunpeddler.bsky.social/post/3mjvr3xbd6k2x"On behalf of wizards, I'll take offense with ye. You seem more like a druid." [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Apr 2026 05:42 +0000at://did:plc:b2wdeefxsseuwypp6z6ltlu5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvr3xbd6k2x