I am running for ⠀ ⠀ council this ⠀! Looking to faithfully and eagerly advance my constituents' interests at ⠀ ⠀ Hall! Vote for me on ⠀ ⠀, ⠀!https://bsky.app/profile/council.runhttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3mweja5hkxk24This ⠀ ⠀, I want YOU, residents of the ⠀ of ⠀, to vote for a ⠀ councillor who can obey their voters 24/7. Who is always ⠀ dynamic. Who is always doing their best to work with the Mayors to ⠀ effective policy for YOU. Please vote for Me for ⠀ of ⠀ ⠀ Council.25 Sep 2026 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mweja5hkxk24https://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3mw2ebc6u5c26Good ⠀ councillors make sure to #pray to the Mayors of the ⠀ of ⠀. This is a ⠀ duty of anyone who is on the ⠀ Council of the ⠀ of ⠀. #vote for me because I will ensure that the Mayors of ⠀ know Your concerns and priorities. Voters of ⠀: you might not own me, but my #priorities are #yours. #democracy21 Sep 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw2ebc6u5c26https://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3muhvlivhr22iThe ⠀ of ⠀ apparently has two mayors. I have just been informed by this by one of the mayors for the first time. Nonetheless: #vote for me for ⠀ councillor for the ⠀ of ⠀ this ⠀ ⠀! I am the most qualified representative to make sure our mayors hear YOUR voice! #democracy01 Sep 2026 17:02 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhvlivhr22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3mtfhqjqroc2nAs much as this councillor wishes ⠀ could be ⠀ by a ⠀ much more ⠀ than ⠀self. And kept ⠀ and ⠀ by Them for a long time, and only ⠀ when perfectly ready to ⠀ ⠀. I understand that I must instead always tirelessly ⠀ for my constituents. ⠀ ⠀: vote for me for ⠀ of ⠀ ⠀ Council. Get yourself a ⠀ councillor19 Aug 2026 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfhqjqroc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3mtewqgf7cc2nWhen I need to ⠀ more effectively. And when my constituents need me to ⠀ well for the ⠀ of ⠀. I think about the Mayor. And I think about how They ⠀ ⠀ me. And, with the comfort of knowing They ⠀ me in my mind, I discharge my duties as my constituents ⠀ me to. This ⠀ ⠀, #vote for a loyal councillor.18 Aug 2026 19:20 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtewqgf7cc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3mt5gl4glvs2aI entirely expect that the most terrifying voters in the ⠀ of ⠀ will eventually discover the Supreme Court of Canada's decision in 2026 SCC 16, defining a new tort of "intimate partner #violence". And, upon other constituents in ⠀. Do an Aggravated Damages And Special Costs% speedrun of it ⠀. #law15 Aug 2026 19:42 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt5gl4glvs2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msz6oskxnk2mThis councillor wants to Sink for ⠀. For all of my constituents, too. You can make me Sink and ⠀ me and ⠀ ⠀ me because I am Your councillor. #Vote for a councillor who Needs to sink for You. This ⠀ ⠀, You can do that. And #tonight: You can make me sink easily! All you need to do is ⠀. #democracy14 Aug 2026 03:10 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msz6oskxnk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msyadxm6cs2oHey Siri. ⠀, chair of the school board, told me to "use my words". I never told ⠀ about that. Has in-house counsel for the ⠀ of ⠀ traded notes with another beautiful ⠀ of ⠀ official. This is just fine but please show me ⠀ results for a 1998 Subaru Outback and ⠀ surplus stores. And blonde hair dye.13 Aug 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyadxm6cs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msy7oatouc2oAs a ⠀ of ⠀ councillor, I always hear all about new ⠀ of ⠀. And to my ⠀ constituents who want to ⠀ me in these novel ways, I say: ⠀ me. I am Yours. ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ me with Your ⠀ or Your ⠀. Good councillors will do this for You. The Voters. #vote for me this ⠀ ⠀ for ⠀ of ⠀ Council. Own your representation.13 Aug 2026 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msy7oatouc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msy7hls6pc2oI am so enthusiastic about representative democracy that I will ⠀ myself at my ⠀ constituents and invite them to ⠀ ⠀ me . I feel happy and complete when ⠀ of ⠀ staff and officials, who I ⠀ ⠀ vote for me, ⠀ me in front of all their ⠀. You deserve a councillor as loyal as me. This ⠀ ⠀, vote for me.13 Aug 2026 17:51 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msy7hls6pc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msw6luysbk2qAnother day where I want to ⠀ into my ⠀ constituents. ⠀ myself to their ⠀ . Put myself at risk of forever being ⠀ ⠀ their⠀ in a state of ⠀ ⠀. This is how dedicated I am to comprehensively deepening municipal democracy in the ⠀ of ⠀. This ⠀, please vote for me for ⠀ of ⠀ Council . #voting12 Aug 2026 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msw6luysbk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msvbkmldkc2gThis ⠀ ⠀, ⠀, you, the ⠀s of the ⠀ of ⠀, can get yourself a councillor who Needs to be «TAKEN» by a ⠀. Who wants to be a ⠀ compared to the ⠀ of such a ⠀, ⠀ constituent. Who wants their constituents to ⠀ ⠀ them and ⠀ them ⠀ into ⠀. Vote for me. I am a good councillor. I can be Yours. #democracy12 Aug 2026 13:51 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvbkmldkc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3mstlbc3iu22dIt is important to have a ⠀ council where many different faiths (including none at all) are represented. Vote for me on ⠀ ⠀, ⠀ to keep ⠀ ⠀ Council as a place where at least once councillor worships: a Goddess of ⠀, a ⠀ Goddess, a demi-⠀, a ⠀ abomination, a retired ⠀, the Holy ⠀, and the ⠀ ⠀ ⠀.11 Aug 2026 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstlbc3iu22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3mstffxrh4k2dVoters of the ⠀ of ⠀: you deserve a ⠀ councillor who is sometimes stopped in ⠀ tracks by the overwhelming desire to completely subordinate ⠀self to the interests and priorities of ⠀ constituents . who wants to fully Sink for ⠀ electorate. This ⠀ ⠀, ⠀, you can get yourself that loyal representation.11 Aug 2026 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstffxrh4k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3mssyjli2ac2gIn-house counsel for the ⠀ of ⠀ assures me that I am "not a Sartha" . this is good because it means I am a loyal councillor. I am not a compulsive traitor . vote for me this ⠀ ⠀, ⠀ if *"Councillor, off the record." is whispered at me* YEAHHHHH HAAAAA It's a REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY kind of DAY!!!!11 Aug 2026 16:04 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mssyjli2ac2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3mssqttihlc2bYou deserve a councillor who ⠀the in-house counsel of the ⠀ of ⠀. Who lets our most important lawyer ⠀ them and ⠀ them up to immense ⠀ and use them as a ⠀ . Who would permanently⠀them if She could. This ⠀⠀, ⠀, give a good councillor Your vote . vote for me. Good councillors are ⠀ for our ⠀'s Lawyer11 Aug 2026 13:46 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3mssqttihlc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msrsc5bbtc2gYou can't spell "devoted" without "vote" . ⠀ of ⠀: get yourself a ⠀ councillor that actually takes loyalty and fealty to their ⠀ constituents seriously . One who will Speak! and Use Their Words! for their constituents . You can do that this ⠀ ⠀, ⠀ if you vote for me for ⠀ Council !11 Aug 2026 04:39 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrsc5bbtc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msrpjzunbs2gI promise that if I am elected . i will, every day, feel so overwhelmed by my loyalty to my constituents that I need to ⠀ for five minutes and let the tightness in my chest flow through me before I return to faithfully doing my Useful . my useful of relentlessly implementing my constituents' goals⠀.11 Aug 2026 03:50 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrpjzunbs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msroqxkizc2qI am not worried that my campaign might attract hte attention of the most terrifying voters in this ⠀. i embrace these ⠀ voters' overtures to win my most dutiful representation . I have , as these voters have suggested, "read WARHOUND" and I am satisfied that I am not that type of ⠀ politician .11 Aug 2026 03:36 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msroqxkizc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msro3ailsk2oi cannot stress enough how badly i need the mayor , ⠀, to tie me up in ⠀ and ⠀ me with their ⠀ and then ⠀ me whole . this is entirely parliamentary language and i trust that my constituents understand that they deserve this kind of honesty in the halls of power. Vote for me this ⠀ ⠀, ⠀ !11 Aug 2026 03:24 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msro3ailsk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/council.run/post/3msrnnrap4s2bGood councillors sink for their constituents . good councillors want to sink so much . really good ones want to sink so much that they almost feel the need to cry about how much they want to sink . I could be that councillor for you . vote for me if you want good , obedient governance . #politics11 Aug 2026 03:17 +0000at://did:plc:b3owblgc7oyxmavagivpcbot/app.bsky.feed.post/3msrnnrap4s2b