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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>I am him! I been him! I will continue to be him!&#xA;&#xA;Not a bot&#xA;Not AI</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social</link><title>@draculaflowgames.bsky.social - Gamer Dracula Flow</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mp4izqtxvc2j</link><description>100 goddamn dollars for a game and you&#39;re not even gonna give me a discount with that shit? For that money it should come with a disc and a reach around. The only grand theft around here is these shit ass game prices! Guess I&#39;ll go back to playing the ultimate video game. Zoombinis</description><pubDate>25 Jun 2026 13:12 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp4izqtxvc2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mnag5eavbs2s</link><description>Mina the Hollower kicks ass even if I disagree with it on an ontological level. Those monsters are my friends and I had to watch her shove 2 swords right up a rougarous ass! Not sexual! I&#39;d sell my middle testicle to have Jake Kaufman score my life. Taking a shit is better with a chiptune soundtrack</description><pubDate>01 Jun 2026 15:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnag5eavbs2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3ml4z4xi5ks2h</link><description>The Steam Contoller is the best advancement in controllers since they made that ad where the Atari joystick looks like a dick. I&#39;m not going to use though. I can&#39;t use the touch pads because I&#39;m cold blooded. Both in a gangster type and in a my blood is cold type way.</description><pubDate>05 May 2026 20:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4z4xi5ks2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mjrxh7zskc2g</link><description>The GameCube is king of consoles and don&#39;t you forget! Mario is mid and the GameCube is based because it launched with a Luigi game. Luigi is scared shitless at all times and still kicks ghosts asses like they stole the rubber bands off his wad of Benjamins. Luigi is my player 1!</description><pubDate>18 Apr 2026 17:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjrxh7zskc2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mj37v6zbec2c</link><description>I got that top shelf zaza that make your brain go Mode 7.</description><pubDate>09 Apr 2026 16:25 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj37v6zbec2c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mijfqdujxc2v</link><description>Playing Tales of Symphonia so I can get zooted off the Tethe&#39;alla loud. I don&#39;t care what world you&#39;re on I will gank a scrub if he thinks he can be a pusher in my turf. The only Devil Arms I need are the pythons right here! I&#39;m gonna get Sheena to summon you an ass kicking!</description><pubDate>02 Apr 2026 14:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijfqdujxc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mihu6boa422k</link><description>In 2004 a group of students from the DigiPen Institute of Technology set out to make a game that subverted one of the most basic tenants of video game design. No jumping.</description><pubDate>01 Apr 2026 23:35 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihu6boa422k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3micjvbc4es2b</link><description>Knuckles on that grind but my money long. I ain&#39;t gotta dig for shit. Them emeralds be coming to me like some door dash pad Thai after a night on that Eatern European Absinthe. Rouge ain&#39;t gonna steal shit from me. She ain&#39;t half the bat I am and I&#39;m half bat already! Figure that math out dipshit!</description><pubDate>30 Mar 2026 20:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3micjvbc4es2b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mi7mizwi5s2r</link><description>We smokin galoombas!</description><pubDate>29 Mar 2026 16:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi7mizwi5s2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mhtfe7pblc2d</link><description>Epic games can dongle a nard! They get rid of more people than I put in the mud. If I ever meet Tim Sweeney, it&#39;s on sight and he ain&#39;t ready for me when I&#39;m full of Carolina Mule! If I wanted to watch Peter Family Man, Scoob, and Boring Vegeta throw hands I&#39;d play Mugen like God intended!</description><pubDate>24 Mar 2026 20:16 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhtfe7pblc2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mhiovuijx22b</link><description>Simba is out here talking about how he can&#39;t wait to be king. I am the king! If you take pot shots at the king you best write your will first. We smoking grubs. Scar ain&#39;t prepared for my hands. I&#39;ll bury him! The Elephant graveyard ain&#39;t nothing tod me man. I was born in Graveyard! Sega 16 bit!</description><pubDate>20 Mar 2026 14:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhiovuijx22b</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mh45sg477c2s</link><description>Mario be chasing them coins. I ain&#39;t about that. My money long. Bowser tried to come at me once and I put my boot so far up his ass I got bruns from his fireballs. Now the princesses come to me. I got one thing in common with plumbers. Laying pipe.</description><pubDate>15 Mar 2026 14:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh45sg477c2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mgtadaqt5c2t</link><description>They should have called it Mega Man XXX because this game fucks! Sigma ain&#39;t got shit on me man. Him and his whole crew can get brained. I&#39;m the most Vile thing around. I don&#39;t need Homing Torpedo to take out Boomer Kuwanger. I&#39;m a goddamn force of nature you stupid shit!</description><pubDate>12 Mar 2026 01:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgtadaqt5c2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mgmttldnwc2w</link><description>Elden Ring? Ha! I was already flipping bricks when that ring was new. Godrick ain&#39;t got shit on me man. He should have grafted himself a brain. If he had, he could have used all those hands to roll up a J.</description><pubDate>09 Mar 2026 12:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgmttldnwc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mgdhdq4bt227</link><description>Pokopia is for me. I&#39;m on the same vibrations as Ditto. I&#39;m a shapeshifter man. Destroying and recreating the world for a bunch of freaks ain&#39;t nothing to me man. I was creating civilizations before you even flipped a brick. Don&#39;t come after my Pokémon! I&#39;ll gank you, you stupid piece of shit!</description><pubDate>05 Mar 2026 18:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgdhdq4bt227</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mgawu5x7ic2t</link><description>Psycho Mantis thought he could scare me. Ha! I&#39;m a demon man. I smoked so much top shelf zaza that he took one peak at my brain and begged for mercy. Forget reading my memory card, he can&#39;t even recite the alphabet after I was done with his ass. I gave him a dualshock to the dome! Straight gas!</description><pubDate>04 Mar 2026 18:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgawu5x7ic2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/draculaflowgames.bsky.social/post/3mg6qh7cglk2e</link><description>I hit Pietro with a net until he emigrated. I&#39;m the only clown on this Island. Haha. I bought the Mona Lisa from a fox after I flipped a brick of bugs to that bitch ass raccoon. Isabelle ain&#39;t got shit on me man!</description><pubDate>03 Mar 2026 21:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4o7enqya4sfnwwjgq2pvsci/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg6qh7cglk2e</guid></item></channel></rss>