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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Obfuscated with intent to distribute.&#xA;Avatar by chuuurls</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert</link><title>@byrnedhead.artorias.expert - Jimmy Woodward</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mzo6oohxuk2r</link><description>I remembered Devin Nunes today and I think that memory space can be filled with trivia about hydroelectric dams or something</description><pubDate>06 Nov 2026 20:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzo6oohxuk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mz7szdgklc2v</link><description>The witching hour is here.  6 hours from now, I will fight Artorias with my bare fists, 2 AM PDT to 2 AM PST.  www.twitch.tv/byrnedhead&#xA;https://www.twitch.tv/byrnedhead</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 03:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz7szdgklc2v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mz3ty7o4622h</link><description>in Oolacile township, Artorias is waiting</description><pubDate>30 Oct 2026 13:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mz3ty7o4622h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3myzciuwp4s2p</link><description>The witching hour approaches.  It will be extra witchy this year</description><pubDate>29 Oct 2026 12:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myzciuwp4s2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mykfy55wjs2i</link><description>It&#39;s frustrating that one is solicited for donations proportionally to how much you already give, so there&#39;s no level where the solicitations slow down.</description><pubDate>23 Oct 2026 14:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mykfy55wjs2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3myec63qlbk2r</link><description>I started playing this game and I knew what I had to do https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KOtpXK8zAI</description><pubDate>21 Oct 2026 04:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myec63qlbk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3myaccyokuc2q</link><description>Grand Doomer</description><pubDate>19 Oct 2026 14:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3myaccyokuc2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mxyu2zmjgc26</link><description>Fill in the circle completely; make your mark heavy and dark</description><pubDate>16 Oct 2026 15:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxyu2zmjgc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mxfnhwouik2a</link><description>Those fools in Congress have once again failed to outlaw the witching hour</description><pubDate>08 Oct 2026 23:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mxfnhwouik2a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mx5mxxyoak27</link><description>No record of the jelly emperors</description><pubDate>05 Oct 2026 19:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx5mxxyoak27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mwtviuayvc27</link><description>yumbo sandwich</description><pubDate>01 Oct 2026 22:23 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtviuayvc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mwmao4k7wc2m</link><description>With the strait of hormuz still closed, we must ask &#34;cui boner&#34; - that is, who thinks of expensive gas and diesel and gets a big boner</description><pubDate>28 Sep 2026 21:22 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmao4k7wc2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mwjaicfmp22c</link><description>if you read a lot of history on Wikipedia you get used to seeing stuff like &#34;Historical narratives depict Robert III of Northumbria as a coward, a brute, and a lecher, but modern historians consider him a capable administrator&#34;</description><pubDate>27 Sep 2026 16:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjaicfmp22c</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mwbhvy6sss2r</link><description>we keep the funk alive by eating a lot of chickpeas</description><pubDate>24 Sep 2026 14:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwbhvy6sss2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mvtq2lmzrs2m</link><description>hexagons are the shape of the future</description><pubDate>19 Sep 2026 03:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:b4uigf5phpw2dpyg2qqotye5/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvtq2lmzrs2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/byrnedhead.artorias.expert/post/3mvmeozztpc2x</link><description>the industrial age was about technology and engineering, but it also was about fossil fuel as a very cheap energy source.  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