Battling Awkward Egg crust aheadhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mtf4xexfj22vSpicy Tomato Wotsits [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Aug 2026 21:11 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtf4xexfj22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mtce64mgts24The Tintin specialist on mastermind looks like a paedophile17 Aug 2026 18:42 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtce64mgts24https://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mtbiutflgk26Pretty sure I just had a full phone conversation with a robot but I can't be sure17 Aug 2026 10:34 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtbiutflgk26https://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3msligukrys2mHad to use a garden cane to unblock the loo earlier. #summerholidays #disgustang #itwasntme08 Aug 2026 16:27 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msligukrys2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mslhb55bmc2mSlept for 11 hours straight last night. It's like discovering a new drug. #sleepsky #uksleepscene08 Aug 2026 16:06 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mslhb55bmc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3msiwgy54r222If I was an American, I would just kill myself out of embarrassment, if I hadn't done so already. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1e1vg0gjl5o07 Aug 2026 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msiwgy54r222https://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3msancispic2y"Spiderman vs. The Fly"04 Aug 2026 08:55 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msancispic2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3msahibki6s2hIt's because they're ironing their husbands' pants. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c4gyp1knzzxo04 Aug 2026 07:11 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3msahibki6s2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3ms4drwmqak2u"Bring back Spicy Tomato Wotsits" [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Aug 2026 15:54 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms4drwmqak2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mrzsixfex22j"Our carpet smells of piss, we charge £25 for a crap burger, our toilets are worse than those at a French campsite, and a shit pint costs at least £7. I don't know why we're struggling." https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdr63ve64n7o01 Aug 2026 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzsixfex22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mrzjrernyc2p"The Bill Oddie-ssey"01 Aug 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzjrernyc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mryyhnfodk2hOn the plus side, the wine is going to be as strong af next year 🍷 [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Aug 2026 07:53 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mryyhnfodk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mryyf3xlsk2hQuite pleased with my first month in charge of FIFA's commercial project ideation.01 Aug 2026 07:52 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mryyf3xlsk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3migue2tfwk22Frogs are sad on the first day of the month because it's when all their direct ribbits go out.01 Apr 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3migue2tfwk22https://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mrunqhnra22wJust read that no one has ever been prosecuted for ignoring a hose pipe ban so I've attached a hose to every tap in the house.30 Jul 2026 14:31 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrunqhnra22whttps://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mrksyjbtds26Andy Burnham suggests the existence of Withouty Undercookham26 Jul 2026 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrksyjbtds26https://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mricqrwja223I once saw a wig catalogue and there was a wig in it called Little Rascal. What's your favourite name for a wig!25 Jul 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mricqrwja223https://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mricdvg63s24I got a job as a Morrissey impersonator and heaven knows I'm miserable now. [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jul 2026 16:35 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mricdvg63s24https://bsky.app/profile/sleepwalkingdog.bsky.social/post/3mrgea5r2wk2fSpielberg's new film, Disclosure Day, is complete dog shit, if you were thinking of watching it. #ChrisReviewsFilms24 Jul 2026 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:b5npplf24o7jqtxwmcpuypkw/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrgea5r2wk2f