full time buddy 🇨🇦/🇺🇸 Words: New Yorker, McSweeney’s, and more #author: Frog and Toad Are Doing Their Best, OH BOTHER (@vulture Best of 2021 + 2024) Working on my third book! Rep: WSAhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mllmgaf32c2kWhen a child bird salesman comes to your door you BUY THE BIRD. Story here: https://open.substack.com/pub/jennieegerdie/p/life-in-nyc-child-bird-salesman-in11 May 2026 15:42 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllmgaf32c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mjezqduhls2sBring your chaos energy to work new essay on how I learned class solidarity working at Anthropologie https://open.substack.com/pub/jennieegerdie/p/i-shouldve-shoplifted-more-from-anthropologie13 Apr 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjezqduhls2shttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mitdi44jts2lA vulnerable one this week. Excuse me while I wash out my mouth lacerations from stress-gnawing my cheeks in my sleep. https://open.substack.com/pub/jennieegerdie/p/getting-lost-in-your-sleep https://open.substack.com/pub/jennieegerdie/p/getting-lost-in-your-sleep?r=39q62&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web06 Apr 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitdi44jts2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mitdi44jts2lA vulnerable one this week. Excuse me while I wash out my mouth lacerations from stress-gnawing my cheeks in my sleep. https://open.substack.com/pub/jennieegerdie/p/getting-lost-in-your-sleep https://open.substack.com/pub/jennieegerdie/p/getting-lost-in-your-sleep?r=39q62&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web06 Apr 2026 13:08 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitdi44jts2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mici7ksjvs26Photo of me on my birthday (today!) + my unhinged corn metaphor that somehow is still less stupid than what’s going on with AI30 Mar 2026 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mici7ksjvs26https://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mici7ksjvs26Photo of me on my birthday (today!) + my unhinged corn metaphor that somehow is still less stupid than what’s going on with AI30 Mar 2026 20:17 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mici7ksjvs26https://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3miccgff5y22ahttps://open.substack.com/pub/jennieegerdie/p/ai-is-a-scam-and-fck-them-for-making https://open.substack.com/pub/jennieegerdie/p/ai-is-a-scam-and-fck-them-for-making?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web30 Mar 2026 18:34 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3miccgff5y22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mhxttn4hi22xWho Wore it Better? (evil plastic marionette edition)26 Mar 2026 14:46 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhxttn4hi22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mhq5d76sec2d“What does it mean to pay attention? How do we honor a life, every life?” This week’s BEST PARTY WORST HOUSE: on life, death, and Canadian dead gopher dioramas. https://jennieegerdie.substack.com/p/world-famous-gopher-hole23 Mar 2026 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhq5d76sec2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mhq62zxx522a“EMILY: “Does anyone ever realize life while they live it...every, every minute?” STAGE MANAGER: “No. Saints and poets maybe.” Saints, poets, and I’d argue, the volunteer amateur taxidermists of the Torrington Gopher Hole Museum https://jennieegerdie.substack.com/p/world-famous-gopher-hole23 Mar 2026 13:28 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhq62zxx522ahttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mhq5d76sec2d“What does it mean to pay attention? How do we honor a life, every life?” This week’s BEST PARTY WORST HOUSE: on life, death, and Canadian dead gopher dioramas. https://jennieegerdie.substack.com/p/world-famous-gopher-hole23 Mar 2026 13:14 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhq5d76sec2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mhlci4fnfc2kwhat is happening21 Mar 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhlci4fnfc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mhgufnyncs2lEat shit metaverse. We knew ye enough to hate ye [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Mar 2026 20:41 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhgufnyncs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mhguaoczis2lMarch Madness? Oh you mean the month when run big snake outta town19 Mar 2026 20:38 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhguaoczis2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mh6iv5ed2k2rThis week’s BEST PARTY WORST HOUSE: on Young Womanhood, Transactional Sex, and Spanking a CBC Literary Prize winner in front of Kermit the Frog. (Some names have been changed. But not all!) https://jennieegerdie.substack.com/p/its-not-easy-being-green?utm_campaign=reaction&utm_medium=email&utm_source=substack&utm_content=post16 Mar 2026 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh6iv5ed2k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mh7hs3e63c2rGreatest compliment of my life16 Mar 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7hs3e63c2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mh7hs3e63c2rGreatest compliment of my life16 Mar 2026 22:06 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7hs3e63c2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mh6nzf72nc2iMichael B. Deserving all the Oscars16 Mar 2026 14:25 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh6nzf72nc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mh6nmxsfzk2x“Somehow this was a penis that required extra shipping from Europe” https://open.substack.com/pub/jennieegerdie/p/its-not-easy-being-green?r=39q62&utm_medium=ios [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Mar 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh6nmxsfzk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mh6iv5ed2k2rThis week’s BEST PARTY WORST HOUSE: on Young Womanhood, Transactional Sex, and Spanking a CBC Literary Prize winner in front of Kermit the Frog. (Some names have been changed. But not all!) https://jennieegerdie.substack.com/p/its-not-easy-being-green?utm_campaign=reaction&utm_medium=email&utm_source=substack&utm_content=post16 Mar 2026 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh6iv5ed2k2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mgselqdnns2keven the tugboat is richer than me11 Mar 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgselqdnns2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mgs4ebr5kc2lSometimes the cut is west-village-girl lifestyle porn and horrifying plastic surgery missives. And sometimes it's this. A great read. https://www.thecut.com/article/harvesting-olives-in-the-west-bank-in-photos.html11 Mar 2026 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgs4ebr5kc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mgrvunqe422vBEST PARTY, WORST HOUSE is a weekly humor/philosophy newsletter. Featuring funny, true stories of questionable choices, obsessions, and occasionally outright terrible decisions. https://open.substack.com/pub/jennieegerdie/p/introducing-best-party-worst-house-3fc?r=39q62&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web11 Mar 2026 12:41 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgrvunqe422vhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mfz5gpnvik2tJack and Quinn Hughes and SNL can get fucked. IDGAF who got the louder applause, SNL using Connor Storrie, Hilary Knight, and Megan Keller to "make nice" with gentle jokes is not only cowardly, but boring and toothless comedy. What a waste.01 Mar 2026 16:20 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfz5gpnvik2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mfp2iy4zkk2qOG heated rivalry25 Feb 2026 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfp2iy4zkk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/jennieegerdie.bsky.social/post/3mfbztywcyc2bY’all know I’m Canada down20 Feb 2026 11:45 +0000at://did:plc:b6fyrmxrlcbe67vfhog4f7m6/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfbztywcyc2b