you ever get so emboldened by the flame of ambition that you end up having it writ upon thy meagre grave she/they 24https://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mlqjl7xjw22slook at what my boyfriend did!! nobody appreciates them!! this bread is so fucking good everybody like this post NOW [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 May 2026 14:34 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqjl7xjw22shttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3ml54q6sltc27finally watching mando season 3 in preparation for the upcoming Star Wars slop movie and it’s crazy how susceptible I am to Glup Shitto’s and Cool References™️ i thought i was better than this05 May 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml54q6sltc27https://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3ml2ghlwvrs25@oldpussy.bsky.social has dropped their tgel on the floor of the bathroom that I am currently bathing in, creating a fun kind of biohazard for me04 May 2026 19:40 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2ghlwvrs25https://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mkyzbmxdkc2wgoing to dyke night and then going to your work’s mandatory staff party are two sides of the same coin. at one, you’re super quiet the whole time and sad about it and wish you had anything to say to seem interesting in front of all these cool gay people,04 May 2026 06:12 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyzbmxdkc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mklvniju422dhe is frantically taking a virtual tour of Peacock’s and anxiously repeating that he “needs to know the layout” before we go29 Apr 2026 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mklvniju422dhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mkltirfxpk2dtboy shits his pants in the middle of dyke night, is thrown out of the venue and shunned by the community @oldpussy.bsky.social29 Apr 2026 00:24 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkltirfxpk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mkkn75gous2fDid You Know: there’s actually no consequences to forgetting to wash off your makeup before you go to bed! none whatsoever if you’re pure of heart!28 Apr 2026 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkn75gous2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mkjtgirbsk2wwe should bring back the term “metrosexual”28 Apr 2026 05:17 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjtgirbsk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mkjsxl2kys2woften you will run a ttrpg session and everyone will tell you they had an amazing time and that you’re great or w/e, and sometimes, very very rarely, you will believe them28 Apr 2026 05:09 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjsxl2kys2whttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mk4xv3xva22xyknow, I like to think of myself as a good socialist with strong principles, but i know in my bones that i would lib the fuck out if Canada ever became a part of the EU23 Apr 2026 02:32 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk4xv3xva22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mk26thgmrk23the excuse we’re going with this time is that I can’t go to dyke night because I talk about Ryan gosling too much21 Apr 2026 23:58 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk26thgmrk23https://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mjqfalhnsc2t@oldpussy.bsky.social: “well, you know what the Jews say about pork… don’t do it!”18 Apr 2026 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjqfalhnsc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mhuf4oregc2nboyfriend just became friends with a bulbasaur in pokopia and immediately started crying25 Mar 2026 05:45 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhuf4oregc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mhkbf6lm5k2o21 Mar 2026 05:11 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhkbf6lm5k2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mhgw54xqm22ui think if your boss ever does the heart reaction thing in iMessage to one of your texts, you deserve a 40% raise and also get to kill him19 Mar 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhgw54xqm22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mgnoaxe7kc2twhy is it that when you’re trans, doing shit that Does Not matter feels so necessary. why did i shave my forearms who gives a shit about that09 Mar 2026 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnoaxe7kc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mgnniu4jkc2tI think I have a chili oil problem. i probably don’t need Lao gon ma AND spicy chili miso AND some extra hot chili oil my coworker makes that tastes like pine needles AND shiitake chili oil in the fridge at the same time09 Mar 2026 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnniu4jkc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mg7qcgevhc2arent might be the worst movie04 Mar 2026 07:14 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg7qcgevhc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mg4mkvo7m22ni’ll miss the little goblin guy pfp. his name was “boy in town”. he had a lust for life.03 Mar 2026 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4mkvo7m22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mg4mdrkhsk2nhot dog ❤️🌭🥰03 Mar 2026 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4mdrkhsk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mfvlbfc6e22fboyfriend just said the word “passoid” do I execute him via firing squad yes or no28 Feb 2026 06:17 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfvlbfc6e22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mfhk4dftt22ei had to listen to two hours of hockey and ozempic ads blaring out of a Bluetooth speaker at work for NOTHING22 Feb 2026 16:19 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfhk4dftt22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mfgkh7ucn22strying to teach @oldpussy.bsky.social Deadlock and he keeps responding to every new mechanic by saying “you gotta keep your peepee meter low enough that it doesn’t fuck with your poopoo meter. doing this triggers your cum ultimate which does massive spirit damage”22 Feb 2026 06:52 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfgkh7ucn22shttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mf4cll7sys2lmeeting a cat with your deadname is 1) a weirdly euphoric experience. to hear that name in a context that isn’t attempting to refer to “you” is profoundly comforting. and 2) it’s gunshot jumpscare every minute18 Feb 2026 05:05 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf4cll7sys2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mf4bejax522lturns out when you’re high with your partner’s family, not making a career ending faux pas is like making telltale QTEs every 6-8 seconds18 Feb 2026 04:43 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf4bejax522lhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3meznykjkjk2lbf just said the phrase “showing bush” in front of their parents17 Feb 2026 03:51 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3meznykjkjk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mewubrvbr22sI think im in the despair phase16 Feb 2026 01:06 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mewubrvbr22shttps://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mewsepcgqc22sometimes your plane gets delayed by 30 minutes 3 times (for a combined total of a 90 minute delay!) and you’ve been sitting at your gate for like 3 hours already and you think maybe bin Laden had it right16 Feb 2026 00:32 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mewsepcgqc22https://bsky.app/profile/elleplusratio.bsky.social/post/3mewiwurhrk2ethere’s something so magical about hangin out in da airport. anything is possible here. go anywhere. be anyone. drink a brisk iced tea at 250% markup15 Feb 2026 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:b7ztp37lapemoaie33ili5ce/app.bsky.feed.post/3mewiwurhrk2e