Gardener, crap musician, average runnerhttps://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3muuugy4sok2xHow I feel after my recent shift into a senior-ish position06 Sep 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuugy4sok2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3muuejl2po22xCowley Rd is dangerous when I'm hungry. Just idly popped into a couple of food stores and ended up with Ambar mango pickle, a tub of Labneh, some brined Bulgarian goats cheese and a big jar of Lyutenitsa. I'm going to be faaaaaat and happy.06 Sep 2026 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3muuejl2po22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3murvpgkvmk2tThis arsehole has been doing donuts above my house for half an hour. Guess he can't find any children to bomb, cos school's shut on a Saturday05 Sep 2026 16:31 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3murvpgkvmk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3mt4svjrvvc2pNot saying I'm a man of habit, but rather than buy a few new pairs of my favourite shorts cos they've faded, I just bought some black dye and made them look new.15 Aug 2026 13:50 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4svjrvvc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3mskvzq432k2kI feel ill. I've actually given in and downloaded an episode of High Performance podcast. 🤮 Only because Luke O'nien is a legend. Not because I give a shit about any performance grift supplement that Humphreys is shilling.08 Aug 2026 10:58 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mskvzq432k2khttps://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3ms7g2vfrjk2uHave the people squealing about not talking Ill of the dead ever considered that maybe, just maybe, not being a massive arsehole would mean that people wouldn't speak Ill of you. Don't beat women. Don't groom fucking kids. Don't bully minorities And you'll probably be fiiiiiine.03 Aug 2026 21:13 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms7g2vfrjk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3ms3zdvpnuc25Went for a run. Shoveled down some food. Got to footy on time. Been volunteered to run the line. With tired legs. On baked dry grass. In worn out Converse. Pray for me.02 Aug 2026 12:47 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms3zdvpnuc25https://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3ms24vtbw2k26GF had corned beef and cabbage boxty with parsley sauce when we were in Dublin. Just made a bastardised version of it with "Juicy Marbles" vegan steak, and Gnocchi instead of Boxty. Yes. Just yes. Wonderful hearty stodge.01 Aug 2026 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms24vtbw2k26https://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3mrxoc5ukv224Just one small problem... Sell the houses to who, Ben? FUCKING AQUAMAN? [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Jul 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxoc5ukv224https://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3mr3k4mbmy225Genuinely sad news. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/articles/c2lyl82n2e2o20 Jul 2026 14:49 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3k4mbmy225https://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3mqzha5notk2tThis World Cup final opening is fucking classless horror.19 Jul 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqzha5notk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3mqums3kggs27Happy new #Menzingers day, all who celebrate! https://link.deezer.com/s/33Rf1ZTbaWvnOUAIqGABs17 Jul 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqums3kggs27https://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3mqhjbnwpak2hCan we just set Erling #Haaland and Ilona Maher up on a date. Their vibes match, and they're just silly guys in the bodies of titans12 Jul 2026 15:41 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhjbnwpak2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/jedandwhite.bsky.social/post/3mqhh54vlbk2hIf a whole group of people needs security details because of their views.....then maybe stopping being cunts would be a safer option for them?12 Jul 2026 15:03 +0000at://did:plc:bab27bd5oixg2hsd5sk7rutu/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqhh54vlbk2h