(🏳️‍⚧️ she/her) A Seattle-based human being who does stuff. Music: Hanssen, Jacob London DJ: Expansions on KEXP, misc dancefloorshttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lu22ztslhc2sAs a 50 year old trans woman who transitioned with 40 glorious years of "male advantage" development under her belt, I can honestly say that my cat who died two years ago could easily trounce me in any athletic competition. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Jul 2025 23:36 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lu22ztslhc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lrj7mvgtms27It's that time again - when I host Expansions, a radio show on #KEXP. It's electronic music, and I play all sorts of stuff. House, techno...uh, bing-bong, waddle-step, speed pickle, hard doink, etc. Sun Jun 15, 9:00-midnight PST 90.3 FM (sea) 92.7 FM (SF/bay) www.kexp.org + apps (streaming)13 Jun 2025 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrj7mvgtms27https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lkj5ofnluk27There's a lot going on right now that needs attention, but one thing we don't talk about enough is butthole cramps.16 Mar 2025 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkj5ofnluk27https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lripdx7l4s24My new favorite genre of satire is articles about "what they can't do." Ah, yes tell me more about this [squints] "constitution" and these "laws." [contains quote post or other embedded content]13 Jun 2025 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lripdx7l4s24https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lrhsmkgais24I have completed my second IRL drawing, with IRL art supplies on real paper. How many more of these do I need to do to consider myself an artist? Prob three more? This is ink, chalk pastels, colored pencils, acrylic paint, posca marker.13 Jun 2025 06:27 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrhsmkgais24https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lqs44v5njs2bOMG I am actually doing analog work on paper now. No undos is scary! This is ink, chalk pastels, acrylic, and colored pencils on an old road map (of Alaska, I think.)04 Jun 2025 15:19 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lqs44v5njs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lpqieoyqw22fHer name is Ellena. She's obsessed with 90210, but only the first two seasons. Her favorite color is pigeon blue. She enjoys standing on top of large hills and pretending she is a giant monster, about to destroy the sprawling city below. She prefers pears over plums.22 May 2025 06:28 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lpqieoyqw22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3loy4psb4q22kHer name is Kellana. When she gets a Slurpee she mixes all the flavors into one cup. Even if one of the flavors is too runny. Which of course it always is. She was in a car accident at the age of 18. It wasn't her fault. Sometimes she eats oatmeal in the morning. Rom-coms make her sleepy.12 May 2025 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3loy4psb4q22khttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3loj23ncakk2sHer name is Stephanai. One time her brother gave her a horse cake for her birthday. She hates horses, but loves cake. She has an irrational fear of Slip n Slides. On warm summer nights she stays up just a little bit late to lay in her yard and look up at the stars.06 May 2025 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3loj23ncakk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3loakom7rws22Her name is Lithana. She works at a pizza restaurant owned by an aging ex-journalist. On her breaks she walks to the park and sits on the bench near the fountain. She watches people as they walk by, conjuring whole universes in her mind, creating backstories and struggles for each of them.03 May 2025 05:01 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3loakom7rws22https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lmwz5xcntk2oNow listening: Mister Saturday Night catalog on shuffle. This really is just some of the best stuff. It's basic science.16 Apr 2025 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmwz5xcntk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3ll7x4vryjs27We were thinking about going to Victoria BC this year, but we decided against it because I'm trans and we're not confident about getting back into the country without incident. I dunno, but that seems kinda fucked up, no?25 Mar 2025 18:56 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3ll7x4vryjs27https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lkj5ofnluk27There's a lot going on right now that needs attention, but one thing we don't talk about enough is butthole cramps.16 Mar 2025 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkj5ofnluk27https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3ljqfahumxs2yMaybe her name is Kamille. I don't think she likes Christmas, apart from candy canes. She has fond memories of candy canes from childhood and it's one of the only things she enjoys purely. She hates polka, and thinks that red is a cop-out.06 Mar 2025 21:00 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljqfahumxs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3ljp2b5ktb22oThis new #art drawing is giving ORTBO, but maybe that's just because I've been living in Severance podcasts this week...06 Mar 2025 08:11 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljp2b5ktb22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3ljlc3krbcc2eHey @johnmoe.bsky.social! In the official Severance podcast, show runner Dan Erickson makes a passing mention to one of his first L.A. jobs at a door factory, and how he learned more than he ever wanted to know about hinges. @sleepwithcelebs.bsky.social 👀04 Mar 2025 20:21 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljlc3krbcc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3ljkr6uyhps2eMaybe with The Great Unwokening they'll change "Climate Pledge Arena" to something way less embarrassing?04 Mar 2025 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljkr6uyhps2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lix23dbv3s23The show will be available to listen in the archives on kexp.org for two weeks! I had a headache the whole time, but I think it still sounded good. [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Feb 2025 19:04 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lix23dbv3s23https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3liv4gvp6ts2mI am one of the hosts of a little electronic dance music radio show here in Seattle called Expansions, on KEXP. And, wouldn't you know it, I'm hosting tonight! Oh wow! Sun Feb 23, 9:00pm - midnight PST 90.3FM Seattle / 92.7FM Bay Area kexp.org x streaming apps24 Feb 2025 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3liv4gvp6ts2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3liu2sxucls2wThem: "Hey if you don't like it, don't do crimes that land you in prison." Also them: *criminalizes being trans* [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Feb 2025 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3liu2sxucls2whttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lisolpreqc27If you like really cool stuff and haven't heard the @jamesholden.bsky.social remix of The Smile's 'Don't Get Me Started' yet, do yourself a favor... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jploYl1mL2M23 Feb 2025 01:28 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lisolpreqc27https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lilazdxtqk22Razzles-ass US government be like "First it's candy...then it's GUM!"20 Feb 2025 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lilazdxtqk22https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3liki3a2sj22eOh, HELL NO! Not in my backyard, bitches. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Feb 2025 19:10 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3liki3a2sj22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lihw655me226This tweet is such a weird rollercoaster. [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Feb 2025 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lihw655me226https://bsky.app/profile/brit-hansen.bsky.social/post/3lifchqded22oThese past few years, Keith Rankin has been a major music obsession for me. Does this album do anything to change that going forward? No, no it does not. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Feb 2025 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:bc5eptfeuk4tswfuszbntn64/app.bsky.feed.post/3lifchqded22o