I just wanna shit talk the Leafs in peace.https://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mwovovvzgc27Nothing like the oven blowing up literally as you’re putting dinner in it.29 Sep 2026 22:43 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwovovvzgc27https://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mwmavbaw622k26 year old Marchenko, on essentially Max Domi’s deal, appears to be a good enough value compared to 23 year old Knies to make the swap this year worth it. I guess the question is, is 27 year old Marchenko $5ish million better than 25 year old Knies over the five years after this one?28 Sep 2026 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmavbaw622khttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mu3ht2io5k2tNon-zero chance Doug Ford responds to Trump that we’re actually renaming it to Lake BOFA, so that he can tell Trump to “Lake BOFA Deez Nuts”27 Aug 2026 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3ht2io5k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3ms7gnl4l5c2wGetting slightly day drunk on a holiday Monday when the weather is gorgeous out and you don’t have to work the coming week is among the greatest vibes possible.03 Aug 2026 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3ms7gnl4l5c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mr3r3vbdok2uYou’re walking around with the name Bryson threatening to call Daddy on the boys being mean to you, buddy it’s so over. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jul 2026 16:54 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr3r3vbdok2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mqpfii5lqc2rNothing’s ever going to top the Blues offer sheeting Scott Stevens and having to give up 5 1st round picks, then the next season offer sheeting Brendan Shanahan and having to give up Stevens as compensation, then trying to offer sheet Stevens again and being fined for tampering. [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Jul 2026 18:55 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqpfii5lqc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mq66ojvq2k2ePart of politics should be assessing your ability to take a punch. Consulting brain pablum, socialist utopian dream casting or saying the most vile, hateful shit you can think of, public officials should have to let someone take a swing at you after you say it, to show you stand behind it.08 Jul 2026 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq66ojvq2k2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mpm6rzsink2zToronto having a great free agency day if it was 201901 Jul 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpm6rzsink2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mpbvhqmrnc23The Brad Treliving era was such a waste of everyone’s time.27 Jun 2026 16:38 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbvhqmrnc23https://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mpbuydtbmk2qBrad Treliving for GM of the Year and Craig Berube for Jack Adams just by virtue of not being here anymore27 Jun 2026 16:30 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpbuydtbmk2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3moyrm2azrs2jHockey GMs have exactly two speeds when it comes to making trades and they are “it’s just SO HARD to make a trade” and “LEEEEROYYY JENKKKINS!!”24 Jun 2026 01:35 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3moyrm2azrs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3motkmqxy3s2gSure would be a shame if a team heavily built around players over 30, currently with no goaltenders, and no first round picks for the next four seasons suddenly fell off the cliff21 Jun 2026 23:47 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3motkmqxy3s2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3motfjjhyss2gGuarantee some Toronto gasbag had a “loser captain quits on his team” article locked and loaded for a Matthews trade, and it’s hilarious it could probably be copy/pasted for two Atlantic Division sad sacks now.21 Jun 2026 22:16 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3motfjjhyss2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3monp2mmj322yOver/under 5:15pm Eastern time that Babcock gets announced as Oilers coach?19 Jun 2026 15:50 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3monp2mmj322yhttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3monlomzyes27The Maple Leafs immediate needs are a defenceman that isn’t old enough to still remember Mats Sundin as a player19 Jun 2026 14:50 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3monlomzyes27https://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3moky5mway22yIt would never happen but if the Leafs turned it around this season I hope the conversation is about just how much everybody hated Berube [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 Jun 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3moky5mway22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3moceiryovk2c@draglikepull.bsky.social You are on the clock [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Jun 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3moceiryovk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mocebdo53s2cIf people cared about hockey they’d make a movie about Tulsky’s story15 Jun 2026 03:38 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mocebdo53s2chttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mocchbycik2iSo I guess Marner won’t talk shit about his time with the Leafs now?15 Jun 2026 03:05 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mocchbycik2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mnms37ku322dGare Joyce wrote a book about his experiences sitting in on the Blue Jackets preparing for the 2006 Draft. The questions were just as stupid back then. [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Jun 2026 13:46 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnms37ku322dhttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mnkappt4gs2fI would love to know the sequence of events between the Olympic break and Treliving leaving a month after the deadline, because not firing Berube at the break, not ensuring Cowan was AHL eligible during the Olympic break and this trade deadline fuck-up we’re all IMO fireable offences.05 Jun 2026 13:30 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnkappt4gs2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mnazc5yoac2wFar be it from me to speak on behalf of Leafs fan but I’ll gladly take a bunch of Mitch Marner retcon nonsense instead of Carter Hart redemption stories.01 Jun 2026 21:24 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnazc5yoac2whttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mn23kkzmik23Montreal can enjoy their place amongst the prestigious group of plucky underdogs that got shit kicked in the third round and then got absolutely nowhere near as far again, like the 2017 Senators and the 2021 Islanders.30 May 2026 03:15 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mn23kkzmik23https://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mmoku7zeqs2oReally hope everyone on Robidas Island is ok. We’re behind you. This is why we have to be aware of some of the people we let into our hockey team.25 May 2026 13:17 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmoku7zeqs2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/clrkaitken.bsky.social/post/3mlqh7jvog22uWhether the Leafs are bad or miraculously good again, just let them play hockey that’s fun to watch. Existential dread about never winning in the first round aside, it’s not up for debate that the late 2010s strategy of “whee!” made for entertaining hockey13 May 2026 13:52 +0000at://did:plc:bcbohi3nfuxojdhcb2hoagzb/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqh7jvog22u