Pontificating and doing stuffhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3m55wwvggrc2sHow about Frankenstein’s monster, but cunty?09 Nov 2025 01:20 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m55wwvggrc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3m2demdzbwk2nHe was but a grower with aspirations of one day becoming a shower.04 Oct 2025 00:53 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2demdzbwk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lzw4rzwgo22qIdk how a half hour nap does more for me than 7 hours of genuine sleep28 Sep 2025 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzw4rzwgo22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lzffei67jc2lthinking about how comfy and well insulated hobbit homes must be22 Sep 2025 02:46 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzffei67jc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lyca76rklc2bShe hollow my knight til my silk song.08 Sep 2025 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyca76rklc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lyb5falxxk26Had a pretty extensive dream but all I can accurately remember was eating a bacon wrapped hot dog with garlic aoli, mustard and jalapeños.07 Sep 2025 16:48 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyb5falxxk26https://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3ly2mlbh5pk22In space, no one can hear you cream05 Sep 2025 02:31 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly2mlbh5pk22https://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lwula7oirs2lWalking thru the mosh pit going “excuse me, pardon me, just gonna slide ride past ya”20 Aug 2025 23:26 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwula7oirs2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lwufoset6224Thinking about how strange it would be to tell somebody I haven’t spoken to in awhile that I was just thinking about them, but not in a way that I want to reconnect or anything. Like “hey I just wanted to tell you I was thinking about you but I don’t want to further this interaction.”20 Aug 2025 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwufoset6224https://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lwsja6jjks2tStarted listening to Sean Paul again and I cannot believe I was singing along to some of his songs with my full chest when I was but a mere ten year old Asian boy.20 Aug 2025 03:45 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwsja6jjks2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lvzjvjc42k2xShoutout to the first person to throw food on some fire. You were cooking with that one. Mad love to Oog Oog or whatever noise you went by.10 Aug 2025 05:20 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvzjvjc42k2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lvdbqcjhc22p*in the most posh accent ever* perhaps that bloke Roosevelt was correct after all01 Aug 2025 08:55 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvdbqcjhc22phttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lvdblxhjtc2pMaybe Elton John was right, y’know01 Aug 2025 08:53 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvdblxhjtc2phttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lp3enq7t2c2gIt just occurred to me, after 31 years of life, that salsa and sauce mean the same thing.13 May 2025 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp3enq7t2c2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3looiccqpf22aThe Shinning08 May 2025 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3looiccqpf22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3llxhcezlb22hAt this point I might just start doing drugs again04 Apr 2025 03:16 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3llxhcezlb22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lkkfk5hto22bEvery time I eat lasagna, I understand why Garfield is the way he is.17 Mar 2025 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkkfk5hto22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3ljthqvyzuc2wSilvio! You fucka my wife? I’m a sad a clown and you fucka my wife?08 Mar 2025 02:23 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljthqvyzuc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3ljdnmde6vs2qI curse you with the Taco Bell bong playing every time you have an orgasm.01 Mar 2025 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3ljdnmde6vs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lj7u3jrdfs2wI feel bad for pigeons. They never asked for this life.28 Feb 2025 07:11 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj7u3jrdfs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lj4qitbbr22aNothing like almost dying while waiting in line at chipotle because some saliva went down your windpipe.27 Feb 2025 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj4qitbbr22ahttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3li5x45fa7s2kI miss my dog. So much.14 Feb 2025 19:34 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3li5x45fa7s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lhaxtl6zns2rI have this strange ominous feeling that I’m going to die soon03 Feb 2025 07:00 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhaxtl6zns2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lh2tpjamss2lGoodbye Eri is so perfectly formatted to get a live adaptation yet it hasn’t gotten one31 Jan 2025 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lh2tpjamss2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lgryghtmhk2tYou’re telling me an entire state did this to chicken?28 Jan 2025 08:01 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgryghtmhk2thttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lgluloajgs24Your honor, look at him. Like, just look at the guy. You can’t be for real about this. There’s no way—this guy? Nah.25 Jan 2025 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lgluloajgs24https://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lfm2cglvzc2sHe’s like a white Macklemore13 Jan 2025 05:53 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfm2cglvzc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lfikvy2cb22yWhen you think about it, there are so many things that aren’t butter.11 Jan 2025 20:40 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfikvy2cb22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lezla4hh2k27Balatro truly is “Big Numbers Go BRRRR: The Game”05 Jan 2025 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lezla4hh2k27https://bsky.app/profile/sh1r4k0.bsky.social/post/3lenxxrmmlc23It might just be SF, but some of these teenagers are actually in their mid 20’s and it’s making me feel real old.01 Jan 2025 06:51 +0000at://did:plc:bcj2ozmjtije2rmn7ntochmt/app.bsky.feed.post/3lenxxrmmlc23