You say, "The," we say, "Awkward Silence." You say, "What?" We say, "Sorry, were you-?" You say, "I wasn't talking to you." We say, "It looked like you were." You say, "Guys, who are you?" We say, "WE ESTABLISHED THAT AT THE START." theawkwardsilence.co.ukhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3mnu3oq5mas2xHow does the country's best children's author write his stories?09 Jun 2026 11:27 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnu3oq5mas2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3ma3xmypmv22zHave you ever thought about doing any modelling work?16 Dec 2025 10:43 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma3xmypmv22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3me74ntz5os2vCaricature.06 Feb 2026 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3me74ntz5os2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3mj53yk3eoc2cNot sure Omaze should have put out this ad?10 Apr 2026 10:20 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj53yk3eoc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3me74ntz5os2vCaricature.06 Feb 2026 14:32 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3me74ntz5os2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3mduxgozl322oThanks to @britishcomedy.bsky.social for shortlisting our sketch here! Bloody legends. (Them, not us. Although...) https://www.comedy.co.uk/pro/news/8625/bam-win-pro-sketch-award/02 Feb 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3mduxgozl322ohttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3ma3xmypmv22zHave you ever thought about doing any modelling work?16 Dec 2025 10:43 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3ma3xmypmv22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3m52h4exrwk2xWorld's first trillionaire, you say? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNc5t6I8zQo07 Nov 2025 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m52h4exrwk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3m3smeiudgc2wAt last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.22 Oct 2025 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3smeiudgc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lz6s7nzfrk2aAt last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.19 Sep 2025 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz6s7nzfrk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3m22iyuu5vs2bAt last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.30 Sep 2025 12:17 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3m22iyuu5vs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lzlatele5s2zLittle glimpse at our future here.24 Sep 2025 10:41 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzlatele5s2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lvlbfegsxs27A cautionary tale about AI.04 Aug 2025 13:10 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvlbfegsxs27https://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lwodmh2wss2n"Gene Hackman and I knew each other relatively well."18 Aug 2025 11:53 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwodmh2wss2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lwvu2fwe422cThe Gentleman At The Bar.21 Aug 2025 11:36 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwvu2fwe422chttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lz6ylpoulk2cWe’re here on October 13, peddling some new stuff (possibly guff). Yes!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Sep 2025 13:42 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz6ylpoulk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lz6s7nzfrk2aAt last, a sketch we can ALL relate to.19 Sep 2025 11:48 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz6s7nzfrk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lyy4zdeshk2xOh no. SOMETHING naughty’s brewing.16 Sep 2025 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyy4zdeshk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lwvu2fwe422cThe Gentleman At The Bar.21 Aug 2025 11:36 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwvu2fwe422chttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lwodmh2wss2n"Gene Hackman and I knew each other relatively well."18 Aug 2025 11:53 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwodmh2wss2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lvlbfegsxs27A cautionary tale about AI.04 Aug 2025 13:10 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvlbfegsxs27https://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lnawraz7vs2jGigging on Wednesday at @nextlevelsketch.bsky.social, who are the loveliest organisers of a beautiful comedy night. Stop pretending you don't want to come and just GET DOWN THERE. wegottickets.com/event/65248120 Apr 2025 15:12 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnawraz7vs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3llwlg5d4us2fWhen you have as many good ideas as we do, not everything can make the cut. Mind Milk, Soho Theatre, tomorrow and Saturday, 10.15pm. https://sohotheatre.com/events/the-awkward-silence-mind-milk/03 Apr 2025 18:57 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3llwlg5d4us2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lkc2ivvuwk2mWe cannot wait to come to the Soho Theatre on April 4 and 5, ladies and gentlemen. And we...want...to...see...you...there. https://sohotheatre.com/events/the-awkward-silence-mind-milk/13 Mar 2025 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lkc2ivvuwk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lj3nnwlzhk2kLOOKS LIKE WE'RE COMING TO THE SOHO THEATRE, LADS. https://sohotheatre.com/events/the-awkward-silence-mind-milk/26 Feb 2025 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lj3nnwlzhk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lhhcwrspjc2aWe expect to have some immensely exciting news to share with all of you soon...05 Feb 2025 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lhhcwrspjc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lggpy5hq222gTHERE IS ABSOLUTELY NOTHING TO SEE HERE. (This is taken from Quantum Leopard the other day, run by @jamesrosscomedy.bsky.social. A nicer, more welcoming comedy night we have yet to come across.)23 Jan 2025 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lggpy5hq222ghttps://bsky.app/profile/theawkwardsilence.bsky.social/post/3lfcs3u6bec2bWe're at the deliriously great Quantum Leopard on Saturday night, doing 10 minutes alongside some legends of the game. https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/21-st-georges-rd/bold-elephant/quantum-leopard-s09e09-w-esther-manito-and-its-byob/e-rrrkdp09 Jan 2025 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:bdvl5aotfo72bdmpylp4eggc/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfcs3u6bec2b