Inmate of the Asylum. Or am I running it? Revolutions start with a single act of defiance. Defy the right wing takeover of the USA! Mitten State I could do without the bot DMs.https://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mwe5dbuu2c2qDo you think that all of the microplastics in our bloodstreams is what is causing so much stupidity these days?25 Sep 2026 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwe5dbuu2c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mwck7q44622hIf you are in Michigan and are expecting a ballot by mail for the midterms, they went out today. You can check if it was sent out here: mvic.sos.state.mi.us/Voter/Index Mine was sent. When I receive it, I will fill it out and take it to the drop box at city hall in my city. https://mvic.sos.state.mi.us/Voter/Index25 Sep 2026 00:46 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwck7q44622hhttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mw6lbqfsis2rMake a band MAGA: Dead from Measles and Other Preventable Diseases Kennedys [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Sep 2026 10:54 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw6lbqfsis2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mw5lqk65ps2gAre we ready for that general strike yet? Or does everyone have an appetite for more of Dumpster Fire's economic and pretty much everything pain?23 Sep 2026 01:30 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5lqk65ps2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mvqo3evxbs2kIt is Thursday, September 17, 2026 and the USA continues to have the worst and dumbest president in its history. Here's to hoping that tonight is the night the cheeseburgers finally create what will be the most celebrated clog in history.17 Sep 2026 22:07 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqo3evxbs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mvm2jvttz22tKash "Orgy at the Petting Zoo" Patel [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Sep 2026 02:07 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm2jvttz22thttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mvkukmyij22kThis Driving Miss Daisy reboot is going to be fire 🔥 !15 Sep 2026 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvkukmyij22khttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mviequrvcc2wI do not belong to a political party, but I have not and will not vote for Republicans at this point. I expect that a blue wave can start to turn things around. However, there are many reasons that make me believe that they don't want enough change.14 Sep 2026 14:59 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mviequrvcc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mvaj5s3sh22cSerious question: How often do you think JD Vance got swirlies in school? My guess is weekly.11 Sep 2026 11:56 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvaj5s3sh22chttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mv7gpmrn7226I honestly can't describe how I thought societal collapse would look like, but I never thought it would be this stupid. And I never would have guessed that I would still have to go to work and pay taxes while it happened. So dumb and disappointing.11 Sep 2026 01:40 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv7gpmrn7226https://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mv3ic6se5k22Does anyone else think that Prez Dumpster's doctors are violating the "Do No Harm" part of the Hippocratic Oath by continuing to treat him, thus allowing him to inflict harm on everyone else? #PleaseKickTheBucketAlready09 Sep 2026 11:58 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv3ic6se5k22https://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3muwt24acfk2cMaybe it is time to take the brown acid.07 Sep 2026 15:27 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3muwt24acfk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3muvitykxpk24Mr. D: I pity the fool who won't change my diapers!07 Sep 2026 02:52 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvitykxpk24https://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3muvf7iztmk2vRock and Roll Never Forgets [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 Sep 2026 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3muvf7iztmk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mus6f5y4kk2pI am not sure what this doing in the Detroit area but they look dumber in person.05 Sep 2026 19:06 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mus6f5y4kk2phttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3murwdlzzic2hAt no point in my life up until now have I ever cared and at no point in the future will I ever care what Urban Meyer's take is on anything.05 Sep 2026 16:42 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3murwdlzzic2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3muqjvzmi4s2qThe internet has been out at home since the storms last night. So, I spent the evening kicking my kids' butts in Mario Kart. Sometimes they need a reminder who is king around here. If you ain't first, you're last.05 Sep 2026 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3muqjvzmi4s2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mup37s3gns2nMore storms today. I didn't have time to snap a picture but as I was commuting this morning the sky was the strangest orange color. I would describe it as looking apocalyptic. Crazy.04 Sep 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mup37s3gns2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3munalolsss2nTornado warnings in southeast Michigan right now. Be safe everyone.03 Sep 2026 20:02 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3munalolsss2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3muivsy3ox225I would love to wake up tomorrow to the news that it has happened. Then we are all going drinking.02 Sep 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3muivsy3ox225https://bsky.app/profile/malepatterndadness.bsky.social/post/3mufrtuta5c2gIf you spent $1 million per day every day since Jesus was allegedly born, you would not have spent $1 Trillion. Our national debt is $40 Trillion, about a third of which is due to Donald Trump.31 Aug 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:bfh5kozxdmuoathcbmzfaq5b/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufrtuta5c2g