Democratically-elected thot leader. The Sun will rise again some day (by which I mean the wnba team)https://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mlwhi3zv5k2aForgive me, father, for I have hooped15 May 2026 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwhi3zv5k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mkyijwsbac2iEducate me, coward04 May 2026 01:12 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyijwsbac2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mkntfdk27c2kThe hot chocolate to iced chai latte pipeline 👀29 Apr 2026 19:27 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkntfdk27c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mixan6534k2fGLP-1s are a miracle drug but I’m not convinced they’re going to get me down to 0.0 lbs. Also, the headline copy here implies that I’m currently on my way to hell.08 Apr 2026 02:28 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixan6534k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3miksh5jokk2aHave the Germans invented a word yet for when you’re online shopping and see an incredible top and then realized the listing is for that totally unremarkable jeans the model is also wearing?03 Apr 2026 03:42 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3miksh5jokk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mhwhtzrml225When I say I have that dog in me, this is who I’m talking about26 Mar 2026 01:39 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhwhtzrml225https://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mhwgkgha7c2uCalling it now: “Some Nights” by Fun. will be featured in a movie (or whatever form of media we evolved to) in the 2050s and have a resurgence ala “Closer to Fine” in the Barbie movie (2023)26 Mar 2026 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhwgkgha7c2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mg7crtakec2lThe Super Dictionary word of the day is “possible.” It is impossible to say “I wonder if that can happen” earnestly. It sounds sarcastic even if you are worriedly sinking into quicksand.04 Mar 2026 03:12 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg7crtakec2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mg4ocjw2ck2wThe Vinyl have fallen to prey to a classic blunder: not playing Saniya Rivers enough03 Mar 2026 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4ocjw2ck2whttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mfnttcbn322qThe Super Dictionary word of the day is “you.”25 Feb 2026 04:29 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfnttcbn322qhttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mf6os5je3s2dThe Super Dictionary word of the day is “drive.” Starting to think the dictionary was put together for the sole purpose of making Robin look like a moron.19 Feb 2026 03:49 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf6os5je3s2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mf46mzpnnc2jThe Super Dictionary word of the day is “catch.” Robin is low-agency.18 Feb 2026 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf46mzpnnc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3meymqycng223The Super Dictionary word of the day is “believe.” Wonder Woman can’t believe she’s still having this conversation.16 Feb 2026 17:56 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3meymqycng223https://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3mewn5jqtbs2uThe Super Dictionary word of the day is “act.” Robin wants credit for not being a coward last week, but Batman isn’t going to miss a moment of The Importance of Being Earnest.15 Feb 2026 22:58 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mewn5jqtbs2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3m7tkezavq22gIf you think about it, A Christmas Carol is literally the nightmare before Christmas.13 Dec 2025 02:25 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7tkezavq22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3m7neilc4c22lUnfortunately my subconscious pitched me a Goofus-and-Gallant style cartoon called “GradWife and TradWife” last night10 Dec 2025 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7neilc4c22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/abry0.bsky.social/post/3m3ybigv44c2qComedy wildlife photo nominees just dropped25 Oct 2025 01:48 +0000at://did:plc:bg3omdlk357byu43irbitjk4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3ybigv44c2q