I am, above all, a professional. Comedy is a full time job. Pragmatic Lib. 38. He/him. Cis/Pan.https://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mumppiox5c2fI can shower now and remove the last bandages whenever they come off. Following up again on a month. PT continues.Not worried about strength yet, only range of motion and healing. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 15:00 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumppiox5c2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mumiljow3k2cFinally have my surgery followup appt today. The last of the bandages will come off, and I should be able to take my first real full shower in over two weeks.03 Sep 2026 12:53 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumiljow3k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mulo672bqc2hI simply need to stop eating I simply need to stop thinking I simply need to stop breathing03 Sep 2026 05:00 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulo672bqc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mulde5qkb22fWhat if they Charlie Kirk'd me for the anniversary of Charlie being Kirk'd?03 Sep 2026 01:47 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulde5qkb22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3muipufzyp22fI genuinely thought Ralph Nader was dead02 Sep 2026 00:52 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3muipufzyp22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mui432lphk2eIt should be illegal for anyone to have been born after 2005 [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 18:58 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mui432lphk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mug33it77c2dZorak is here31 Aug 2026 23:35 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mug33it77c2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mug24htosc2dMany rabbits at the park. Way too buggy to stay very long though.31 Aug 2026 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mug24htosc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mufoqa3pik2xThey play 70s and 80s music at Physical Therapy 😊31 Aug 2026 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufoqa3pik2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mufopn5c7s2xAt B*b E***s in the middle of the afternoon on Monday, and it is DEAD. Something something economic indicators...31 Aug 2026 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufopn5c7s2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mufmxeoifc2jSo I owe 4200 for my surgery (out of 43k). I've hit the maximum now, so no more co-pays or anything the rest of the year. That means PT is free.31 Aug 2026 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufmxeoifc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mudaj63cb22hPoint me to the massive hamburger table 😋😋😋 [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Aug 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudaj63cb22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3muay4xagu22rColeuses look great this year29 Aug 2026 22:59 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3muay4xagu22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3muajy63chk26Imagine being in a coma since 2008 and waking up to see Bill Belichick coaching the fucking Tar Heels...🤯29 Aug 2026 18:46 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3muajy63chk26https://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mu63bg4m2s26Oh, to be domesticated28 Aug 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu63bg4m2s26https://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mtzo7fstmc26How did I accumulate 21 razor heads??? 😭😭27 Aug 2026 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzo7fstmc26https://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mtzfe4jo3s2dI feel SO guilty being off six weeks (or more) after my surgery. It's not about the money. I'll be getting 70% of my pay via ST disability, which I paid into. I just feel bad sitting around, even though I am healing silently.26 Aug 2026 22:34 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzfe4jo3s2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mtzcfbrztc2y2029: Attorney General Ed Markey [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 21:41 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzcfbrztc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mtzbuvjwuk2yI've learned and forgotten how to do calculus at least 3 separate times. I've learned and forgotten IPA coding at least 2 separate times.26 Aug 2026 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzbuvjwuk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mtzbczafo22mMy grandmother died two years ago today, overnight while I was away in Pennsylvania.26 Aug 2026 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtzbczafo22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mtz5zebo5k2pBut are the camels milked on site? Are they free range? [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 20:23 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtz5zebo5k2phttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mtxgin2svc2mShe pushed Shelley Fabares right off the Yahoo front page [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 03:50 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxgin2svc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mtxapahbq22zWho wants fresh cherries 🍒26 Aug 2026 02:06 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxapahbq22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mtx5uhp2zk2n"Time is healing. Time only moves at one speed." is honestly a great line by me. I should go on the medical recovery motivation circuit.26 Aug 2026 01:15 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx5uhp2zk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/wtba.bsky.social/post/3mtx3beu4q22nPolicy says surgery is paid at 80%, but providers often ask for more than the insurance allows and it gets discounted. Plus stuff about reaching maximums. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Aug 2026 00:29 +0000at://did:plc:bguyhmlfkmegq37galldygmd/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtx3beu4q22n