Slow internet in an age of fast internet. You're jacked in from saturn. Brought to you in part by @mp3neptune.bsky.social ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com slow.intrnt@gmail.com (no AI, please)https://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mukiioyju22bAnnouncing. . . Exit Zero - ReEquinox (@otodusflora.bsky.social) We've received data that may help explain several unusual occurrences involving our lab equipment and computers. Endless thanks to @suncomsystems.bsky.social for assisting us in this matter. Out September 9th on slowinternet.02 Sep 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukiioyju22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mupdhcijrc2mPurchasing music, like every decision, is optional. ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com #BandcampFriday https://ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com04 Sep 2026 15:59 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mupdhcijrc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mukiioyju22bAnnouncing. . . Exit Zero - ReEquinox (@otodusflora.bsky.social) We've received data that may help explain several unusual occurrences involving our lab equipment and computers. Endless thanks to @suncomsystems.bsky.social for assisting us in this matter. Out September 9th on slowinternet.02 Sep 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukiioyju22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3muhvydt3ts2sThe more we learn, the less we find that we know. Which means we have to learn even more to compensate. Knowledge is, therefore, a bottomless and unsustainable void. We are unsure what to do about this at this time, but we think it might be solvable using more computer chips.01 Sep 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhvydt3ts2shttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3muaesnvigc2lBased on materials we've received provided by a trustworthy source we've contacted regarding our past computer problems, we expect more anomalous activity in the future. These expectations are, ironically, unexpected.29 Aug 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3muaesnvigc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mu3xo7nen224We've been in communication with someone about something. It might actually be multiple someones, and about many somethings. The ramifications of this and/or these is or are yet to be determined.27 Aug 2026 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3xo7nen224https://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mqovdbmpis2cSanyo Static x [carteBlanche] @ signalcon 2026 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVe27072xu415 Jul 2026 14:05 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqovdbmpis2chttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnxc43qqkk2xIntroducing. . . pjpriiincess - submit2u (@iivybeaar.bsky.social) 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 ⁱᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ 𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 ⁱ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ʸᵒᵘ Out now on slowinternet ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com/album/submit2u10 Jun 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnxc43qqkk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnzk4f2y6k2mpjpriiincess - submit2u is now available on YouTube (@iivybeaar.bsky.social) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4foseJgQjE11 Jun 2026 15:28 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnzk4f2y6k2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnxc43qqkk2xIntroducing. . . pjpriiincess - submit2u (@iivybeaar.bsky.social) 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 ⁱᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ 𝒊 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 ⁱ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ʸᵒᵘ Out now on slowinternet ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com/album/submit2u10 Jun 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnxc43qqkk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnxb4yme2c2x20 minutes 2 submit2u [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jun 2026 17:42 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnxb4yme2c2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnx5ty2cbk2xJust over an hour until submit2u by pjpriiincess releases on ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com @iivybeaar.bsky.social "ₜₕₐₙₖ yₒᵤ" [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jun 2026 16:44 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnx5ty2cbk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnwoihhpuk2xLater today. . . [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jun 2026 12:09 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnwoihhpuk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnwoihhpuk2xLater today. . . [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Jun 2026 12:09 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnwoihhpuk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnu4fg4ezc25There is a digital vibe in the air. We're thinking it's all of these computers.09 Jun 2026 11:40 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnu4fg4ezc25https://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnfe3blngc2hAnnouncing. . . pjpriiincess - submit2u (@iivybeaar.bsky.social) Dark ambient, IDM. Out on Wednesday, June 10th. ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com03 Jun 2026 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnfe3blngc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnks7okydk2mslow.intrnt@gmail.com05 Jun 2026 18:44 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnks7okydk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mnfe3blngc2hAnnouncing. . . pjpriiincess - submit2u (@iivybeaar.bsky.social) Dark ambient, IDM. Out on Wednesday, June 10th. ssslowinternet.bandcamp.com03 Jun 2026 14:47 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnfe3blngc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/slow-internet.bsky.social/post/3mk43bpa3p22bThis morning, we woke up to the following image on a strange PC in the office nearest to the break room. This computer had replaced the one that had previously been in there the night before, and it looked a bit outdated, even by our standards. This image was the only thing on the hard drive.22 Apr 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:bhik5na2bhjffiafhjwde7bx/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk43bpa3p22b