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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>Sheriff of this here town</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social</link><title>@len0killer.bsky.social - Thomas White</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3mgjcjlmgmk2i</link><description>Me and four other guys just got super pissed at Jackie Chan. We are going to all kick him at once</description><pubDate>08 Mar 2026 02:34 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgjcjlmgmk2i</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3mgisj7cxy22u</link><description>(As the concession man grips a revolver under the counter) “And just a drizzle of olive oil for me”</description><pubDate>07 Mar 2026 21:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgisj7cxy22u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3mbkstebab225</link><pubDate>04 Jan 2026 01:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbkstebab225</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3m3yczhc4ws25</link><description>Enjoy Obama like you’ve never used him before. ”Hawaii Spice: The President’s Body,” available now on iTunes.</description><pubDate>25 Oct 2025 02:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3yczhc4ws25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3m3yclefcbs25</link><description>Discover Obama’s enlightening new memoir, based on true Obama facts. “Memories of Barack: The Obama Story” available June 2026.</description><pubDate>25 Oct 2025 02:07 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3yclefcbs25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3m3vsou7fa22h</link><description>Old ass baby</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2025 02:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3vsou7fa22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3m3vs54pf4c25</link><description>#KillForZohran</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2025 02:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3vs54pf4c25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3m3vrhub5ps2n</link><description>Bernie Sanders going on Tim Dillon just shows there is no politician immune to the gravitational pull of a fat red pedophile</description><pubDate>24 Oct 2025 01:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3vrhub5ps2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lnbnzql44s2u</link><description>Two ships in the night</description><pubDate>20 Apr 2025 22:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lnbnzql44s2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3livaenwncc2r</link><description>Straight chillin https://open.spotify.com/track/0UFC1oHCm00ZNUIUEd6jQ9?si=I8ZtbI4KQmO_CioE9zJKjw</description><pubDate>24 Feb 2025 01:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3livaenwncc2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lg4rk5azbk2l</link><description>Furuous beyond belief.</description><pubDate>19 Jan 2025 21:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lg4rk5azbk2l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lex4h732vs2t</link><description>We need more bitterness on Bluesky. More evil. A land of anguish</description><pubDate>04 Jan 2025 22:06 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lex4h732vs2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lex4dyt6pk2t</link><description>It’s good people aren’t trying too hard to be funny over here. Wouldn’t want things to accidentally get interesting</description><pubDate>04 Jan 2025 22:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lex4dyt6pk2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lex4auifls2t</link><description>Hendrix died doing what he loved: trying to swallow a guitar</description><pubDate>04 Jan 2025 22:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lex4auifls2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3ldue5sdttc2f</link><description>The new apprentice has no respect for sorcery fundamentals. “What are we preparing today, Great Wizard? Another poultice?” I wish ill upon him daily</description><pubDate>22 Dec 2024 02:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldue5sdttc2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lby3namqws2q</link><description>Keep your friend’s toast and your enemy’s toaster</description><pubDate>28 Nov 2024 03:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lby3namqws2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lbqrt256lc26</link><description>[Sweeping shot of a guy who was bitten clean in half]&#xA;Sci fi coroner: Whatever did this…wasn’t human</description><pubDate>25 Nov 2024 05:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbqrt256lc26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lbg32ir3tc2w</link><description>Finally, a Cormac McCarthy story we can all actually relate to.</description><pubDate>20 Nov 2024 23:10 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbg32ir3tc2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lb6wg2ic622g</link><description>Watching the light leave a victim’s eyes can be so hard on empaths</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2024 02:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6wg2ic622g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lb6vv4yvm22g</link><description>Son, you’ve hardly touched your piece of poop. Could you at least drink a glass of pee before bed?</description><pubDate>18 Nov 2024 02:49 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6vv4yvm22g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lb6b5jmcn223</link><description>Sometimes I like to prank my butler with beef wellington</description><pubDate>17 Nov 2024 20:38 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb6b5jmcn223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lb67kwqoss25</link><description>Encountering a lot of toxicity on here, wondering if it’s the lack of strength in numbers. Anybody know of a bigger app we could move to?</description><pubDate>17 Nov 2024 20:09 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb67kwqoss25</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lb63c4vxik2d</link><description>I wanted to write a book under the pen name Maxwell Aubergine recently thanks to a briefly sub-80 IQ</description><pubDate>17 Nov 2024 18:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb63c4vxik2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lb62zor2rk2g</link><description>Every place of business should have saloon doors</description><pubDate>17 Nov 2024 18:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb62zor2rk2g</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lb5rpr4dp22d</link><description>Hungry as fuhhh #NeedMeThatFood</description><pubDate>17 Nov 2024 16:01 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb5rpr4dp22d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lazfxq2art2t</link><description>If I ran a Truman Show style simulation I would give the guy up to thirty new rashes per day</description><pubDate>15 Nov 2024 22:21 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazfxq2art2t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lazfko5ts32t</link><description>I love killing people</description><pubDate>15 Nov 2024 22:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazfko5ts32t</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/len0killer.bsky.social/post/3lazeovqhkl2t</link><description>Forgot to code switch with my weasel friend and now he’s telling everyone I talk like a vole</description><pubDate>15 Nov 2024 21:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bi6733tfsuqhyiegkpeg2cmo/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazeovqhkl2t</guid></item></channel></rss>