Indie game developer (Cat President series, Pizza Delivery Boy Who Saved the World, Too Many Santas +more). Head boy at http://oharock.bsky.social. Views are my own. He/him. paulmfranzen.com oharock.comhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3muks6p67l22kif buying means I don't own it, then pirating means I didn't steal it02 Sep 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3muks6p67l22khttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3muhohdo6q22j@acefangirl.bsky.social did you finish 101010 yet01 Sep 2026 14:55 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhohdo6q22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mugfetoxyc2ome getting the NES out of storage for the first time in 2+ years01 Sep 2026 02:39 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mugfetoxyc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mufm4ls4ak2etrump reminds me of when I told a kid we could do something fun if she went 15 min. without whining, and she started crying because it was impossible31 Aug 2026 19:07 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufm4ls4ak2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mu5lac45dk2mI can recommend some great presidents for this [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Aug 2026 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5lac45dk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mu5i7fb3pk2mBRING ME THE HOODIE WEATHER28 Aug 2026 13:36 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5i7fb3pk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mtwyhk6mo22mah yes, the two genders25 Aug 2026 23:38 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtwyhk6mo22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mt3fsm7pjc2mwhen all you got is a tissue every problem is snot15 Aug 2026 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt3fsm7pjc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mt27kxfy522pme when I see the fuzz:14 Aug 2026 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt27kxfy522phttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3msyaeaupl22pthis is for a stuffy nose btw13 Aug 2026 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3msyaeaupl22phttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3msvkt7evoc2qlmao I don't need this in my life12 Aug 2026 16:37 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvkt7evoc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mrxtfkity22tcool beans 24-7 (no others needed) [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Jul 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrxtfkity22thttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mrrwuf7ick2qunderwear shirt socks pants is the only correct order sorry sorry29 Jul 2026 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrrwuf7ick2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mrnbhr65sk2fI like married at first sight because it seems like they try to match up couples who are compatible, but there's always one where they're like "let's do a silly one"27 Jul 2026 16:03 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnbhr65sk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mr5qubig2k2cif you cut off a vampire's arm could you see that in a mirror21 Jul 2026 11:55 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr5qubig2k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mqmwbwrmg22opicking up kids at camp and one of the 11yo's friends asked if I am his dad and when told "no" asked if I am his grandpa14 Jul 2026 19:17 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmwbwrmg22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mqmrljoe7c2o14 Jul 2026 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqmrljoe7c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mqm73lh3f22gonce again I am asking marvel to release a "previously on" video before their movies so I can remember anything that is happening14 Jul 2026 12:22 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqm73lh3f22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mqa3pitjms2d"deliver"?? no thanks lol, I'll keep my liver and pick it up myself09 Jul 2026 16:50 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqa3pitjms2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mq5mldktyk2gwhat idiot called them veterinarians and not dogtors08 Jul 2026 17:14 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq5mldktyk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mpourg573k2sanything can be a salad if you have a bowl02 Jul 2026 20:30 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpourg573k2shttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mpm7h6svfc2cmy beautiful baby gamecola has been around for nearly 1/10 of the united states' entire history01 Jul 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpm7h6svfc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mpjdihtj4c2qthe absolute range of this man (aaron lohr) holy shit30 Jun 2026 15:38 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpjdihtj4c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/paulmfranzen.bsky.social/post/3mph5ndmp622umug: "handwash only" me: https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/66/54/AVSZeffHo7T0FY9G7Sb.gif?hh=250&ww=460&mp4=Z4QmpL5tZpNLJv&webm=3cSM9wgULrJxoaH29 Jun 2026 18:48 +0000at://did:plc:bjs5tm5n2dejfsy3wrvre6ay/app.bsky.feed.post/3mph5ndmp622u