Fig • they/she ficnewtons on AO3 • 🔞NSFW/Dead Dove • Minors DNIhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3mkod7jtczs2kHad I known that the Pokemon would be saying my name so frequently, I would have called myself something else lol30 Apr 2026 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkod7jtczs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3mkgr3swjjk2fI saw the life-size Unicorn Gundam in Odaiba!!! I literally almost cried lmao26 Apr 2026 23:57 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgr3swjjk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3mjmcntfo2c26We got married (again)!!!16 Apr 2026 11:30 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjmcntfo2c26https://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3mil46wse5c24Got jumpscared by the Kiryu hanger while shopping for lolita stuff lmaooo03 Apr 2026 06:36 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mil46wse5c24https://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3md4agegq3k2dTexting my husband my Pathologic slash HC’s because there are only like ten Pathologic fans23 Jan 2026 17:36 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3md4agegq3k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3mc6wqrdcss2bOkay I’m back for a surprise second blue sky post to say: Why does wedding dress shopping fucking SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! They don’t make dresses that cover the right amount of skin for me!!!! My choices are between feeling exposed and uncomfortable all day or looking like a Mormon!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭12 Jan 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc6wqrdcss2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3mc4qxvrvxc2bHere for my annual Bluesky post to say: I’m playing Pathologic 3 and all I can say is thank you icepick lodge studio for making Daniil a literal autistic bpd girlie 🙏🏻11 Jan 2026 05:07 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc4qxvrvxc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3m7md5tgr2k2tMy Reddit feed put these two posts back to back for…. reasons….10 Dec 2025 05:27 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7md5tgr2k2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3m6lo3opl4c2eA man came into my job to submit a print order and when I told him that our printer only accepts jpgs he was surprised. I was like “i know, I’ve never worked with a printer that didn’t want pngs” and then he started to explain to me the difference between them and what they’re good for and I just🧍‍♀️27 Nov 2025 05:44 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m6lo3opl4c2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3m4g5vv3hos2dMy store got broken into this morning and let me tell you, there is nothing that gets the adrenaline going like waking up at 4am to several missed calls and a text that says “Stay calm, we are notifying the police.” Like thanks, I am now the opposite of calm.30 Oct 2025 14:21 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4g5vv3hos2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3m45ds3duuk2lThe matrimony went well btw 💕27 Oct 2025 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m45ds3duuk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3m44ziouavs2hMy best friend came to town to be one of the witnesses for my courthouse ceremony and she got me the most beautiful bouquet 😭😭😭26 Oct 2025 23:08 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m44ziouavs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3m3bli652g225I got the dress I bought for the courthouse next week and I’m LOSING IT I love this whole coord so much 😭😭😭 I’ve wanted this dress for the last few years and it was so worth it ☺️16 Oct 2025 01:16 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3bli652g225https://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3m2rvo7ro2s25I’m going to the courthouse to get married in a little over a week, so naturally my cat decided to go Rambo on me when I had to take her to the vet this morning 👍🏻09 Oct 2025 19:35 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2rvo7ro2s25https://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3m2imy5bb7s2tYou guys I finally got a demigod pack and pulled the prismatic Espeon 😭😭😭😭06 Oct 2025 03:06 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2imy5bb7s2thttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3lyyq4dof5k2bMy fiancé has Covid and unfortunately, I’ve been playing Pathologoc 2 too much so I wrapped him up like this.17 Sep 2025 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyyq4dof5k2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3lymppgvg2k2dI got a marketing email from the Chinese company I usually buy my contacts from and they put this at the bottom and I’m peeing myself12 Sep 2025 07:15 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lymppgvg2k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3lyjdszko2s2aI need you guys to see the giant ass box that I just carried home (Walked a mile total and carted it onto the crowded bus). The shit I do for Miku, man… (Kona for scale)10 Sep 2025 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyjdszko2s2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3lxtfz77yns23Being addicted to this game is a form of self harm02 Sep 2025 05:45 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxtfz77yns23https://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3lxecejxivs2mA customer came up to me with a whole ass spider in her hair today and was like “can I ask you a question?” Girl if the question is “do I have a spider in my hair?” then the answer is yes27 Aug 2025 05:30 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxecejxivs2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3lwrskzxsoc24I’m gonna end it all fr I can NOT pay 100 bucks EACH for these are you KIDDING ME???19 Aug 2025 20:59 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwrskzxsoc24https://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3lwq5xhnzmc2hRaiden now guards my weed pen. Don’t ask where his clothes are.19 Aug 2025 05:18 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lwq5xhnzmc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3ltvozmakos2aI just finished Gundam War In The Pocket and I am NOT okay. Nobody talk to me I’m thinking about my son Bernie Wiseman.14 Jul 2025 05:51 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltvozmakos2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3lsmuoaejhc2rEven though I knew it was a pipe dream when I thought of it, my gunpla studio dream has made my real job actually soul crushing to do. Like I know that my dream job is out there and I’m wasting my life here instead because I’m not rich enough to start a brick and mortar business. I could cry dude.28 Jun 2025 00:13 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsmuoaejhc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/ficnewtons.bsky.social/post/3lskq4ilt2c2uMy brother asked me earlier today if I have issues with package theft and I said no (which I don’t) and then lo and behold, I went down to retrieve an amazon package that was delivered (I have a picture confirmation) and guess what’s missing? 🙃27 Jun 2025 03:46 +0000at://did:plc:bkhewdzoobyt35ennph7fuo4/app.bsky.feed.post/3lskq4ilt2c2u