Old enough to remember dial-up internet, young enough to still pretend I know what I’m doing with new techhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lzovwcg4ms27The grocery store had a sign that said “Free Fish!” but I wasn’t excited… I knew there would be a catch. #Dadjoke #Joke25 Sep 2025 21:37 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzovwcg4ms27https://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lzjv6kvx322zMy son told me he threw a ball over 100 yards for our dog to catch. I said that's far fetched. #Dadjoke #Joke23 Sep 2025 21:40 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzjv6kvx322zhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lzhdcinvas2pJust got Gucci tattooed on my balls. Looks like the wife will get her designer bag after all. #Dadjoke #Joke22 Sep 2025 21:15 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzhdcinvas2phttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lzetcgujac2eWhat do you call a flock of sheep falling down a hill? A lamb-slide #Dadjoke #Joke21 Sep 2025 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzetcgujac2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lzcep6nnls2lMy wife texted me while I was at the store: please don’t forget to pick up some feminine products, it’s urgent! I wrote back, “No problemo!” Honestly, it caught me off guard how pissed she was when I came home with flowers, lip gloss, scented candles, and a romance novel. #Dadjoke #Joke20 Sep 2025 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzcep6nnls2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lz2qzppi522iA square, a triangle and a rectangle walk into a bar... Bartender says "looks like you guys could use a round!" #Dadjoke #Joke17 Sep 2025 21:16 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lz2qzppi522ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lyyb4b7cas2mWhat do you call a ghost that haunts a chicken coop? A poultrygeist #Dadjoke #Joke16 Sep 2025 21:26 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyyb4b7cas2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lyvqyo7xvc2jI used to have a coworker who was really good at Excel, but unfortunately, always gossiped about everyone else. She really loved to spreadsheet. #Dadjoke #Joke15 Sep 2025 21:32 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyvqyo7xvc2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lytaunq7nc2wA weasel walks into a bar. The bartender asks, “What can I get for you?” “Pop” goes the weasel. #Dadjoke #Joke14 Sep 2025 21:38 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lytaunq7nc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lyqs2kdll22gMy ex wife used to hit me with stringed instruments. If only I had known she had a history of violins. #Dadjoke #Joke13 Sep 2025 22:08 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyqs2kdll22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lyoebwqc5k2aMy girlfriend crashed the car again today. She told the police that the man she collided with was on his mobile phone and drinking a can of beer. Police said "Mam, he can do what he likes in his own living room." #Dadjoke #Joke12 Sep 2025 22:56 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyoebwqc5k2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lylpwyaacc2cWhat letter keeps a Pirate calm? P, without it they become irate. #Dadjoke #Joke11 Sep 2025 21:46 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lylpwyaacc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lyj72llsvs23Danny almost lost a chess game and got so mad he flipped the table. Now the tables have turned. #Dadjoke #Joke10 Sep 2025 21:39 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lyj72llsvs23https://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lygoeemks22uThe Cop said, "I'm arresting you for downloading the entire Wikipedia." I said, "Wait! I can explain everything!" #Dadjoke #Joke09 Sep 2025 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lygoeemks22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lye63n3hkc2bWhat do you call a pig that knows karate? A pork chop! #Dadjoke #Joke08 Sep 2025 21:38 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lye63n3hkc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lybnm2sp2c2cI just had an officer at my door saying he was looking for a guy with one eye. I told him to use both and he'd probably find him a lot quicker. #Dadjoke #Joke07 Sep 2025 21:38 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lybnm2sp2c2chttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3ly75gulsuk2iWhy did the stadium get hot after the game? All the fans left! #Dadjoke #Joke06 Sep 2025 21:43 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly75gulsuk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3ly4ov6min222I reversed into a car in the supermarket carpark, a very irritable dwarf jumped out and said; "I'm not happy!" I replied, “Which one are you then?" #Dadjoke #Joke05 Sep 2025 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly4ov6min222https://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3ly2b6drkb22jA waitress asked me if I wanna box for my leftovers. We went 3 rounds before she knocked me out. #Dadjoke #Joke04 Sep 2025 23:07 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly2b6drkb22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxxn5fn36s25I heard the more colorful your salad, the better it is for you. So I replaced my croutons with Skittles. #Dadjoke #Joke03 Sep 2025 22:03 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxxn5fn36s25https://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxv2gohuj22cAladdin has been banned from the upcoming Magic Carpet Race. He tested positive for using performance enhancing rugs. #Dadjoke #Joke02 Sep 2025 21:23 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxv2gohuj22chttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxsmbvq3ls2hI once asked for a Rum and Coke, and the bartender said "Is Pepsi ok?” I sad: "No, I'd definitely prefer Rum." #Dadjoke #Joke01 Sep 2025 22:04 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxsmbvq3ls2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxq3dpv5zs2sMy wife gave me an envelope with, “Not to be opened until 2027” on it. Inside was a list of reasons I cannot be trusted to follow simple instructions. #Dadjoke #Joke31 Aug 2025 21:56 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxq3dpv5zs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxnjhufe5222My anatomy class had to assemble a human skeleton, and I hid one of the arm bones as a joke. No one found that humerus. #Dadjoke #Joke30 Aug 2025 21:31 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxnjhufe5222https://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxl3l4n7hs2kBREAKING: Taylor and Travis's engagement has been called off. A video review showed that Travis's knee never actually touched the ground. The ruling on the field is reversed. #Dadjoke #Joke29 Aug 2025 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxl3l4n7hs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxigjoefrc2bWhy do vampires avoid high-level corporate jobs? They're afraid of stakeholders. #Dadjoke #Joke28 Aug 2025 20:55 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxigjoefrc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxfzqvw5js2dEvery time I try to order corn online… It’s out of stalk! #Dadjoke #Joke27 Aug 2025 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxfzqvw5js2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxdhvgycw224I saw a 65 year old man driving to work when a wheel fell off his car. That was the day he decided to retire. #Dadjoke #Joke26 Aug 2025 21:36 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxdhvgycw224https://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxcjux4mkc2qI accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I’m okay but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside. #Dadjoke #Joke26 Aug 2025 12:39 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxcjux4mkc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/dadjokesean.bsky.social/post/3lxayisnaa222I told my wife: "Your underwear is way too tight." She said, "Then wear your own." #Dadjoke #Joke25 Aug 2025 21:55 +0000at://did:plc:bmphejbur2shteo764xamfn3/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxayisnaa222