Dad, app developer, writer, occasional emcee, vegetarian. Book lover, long walker. Love the CBC. Previously PEI Writers' Guild. Sometimes I talk about books on the radio.https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mlmtjpkpnc2b [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 03:22 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlmtjpkpnc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mllamqngpc2bOne time I stumbled upon a video of a Spanish model doing this tremendous burp. It was so long and loud. I watched it repeatedly and laughed and laughed. I liked it, shared it with friends. Then all the algorithm served was attractive women passing gas. I mean, c'mon. One was enough, but hundreds? [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 12:11 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mllamqngpc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mlk2cq6bxs2bMore cat snuggles. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 May 2026 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlk2cq6bxs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mljbhbtkpk2bA friend of mine had three siblings. One day their dad fucked off to Australia and left their mom to work and raise four kids on her own. She put everything else on hold. Hobbies, love, life. All of it. I can't imagine what that was like. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljbhbtkpk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mlir3m7g7k2dHey, all you moms out there: happy Mother's Day. Take it easy, and let them spoil you today. You deserve it.10 May 2026 12:28 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlir3m7g7k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mlfmxty4ds2lWait. Did I just stay up until 3am playing old arcade games? Tomorrow me will look back and wonder whether it was worth it. Nah, I'm just kidding. It was totally worth it.09 May 2026 06:36 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlfmxty4ds2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mley4iozsc2lSee, the problem with Mr. Beast is that my kids like him and I do not.09 May 2026 00:23 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mley4iozsc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mlbqrnz5rc2ehttps://theonion.com/garfield-director-begs-chris-pratt-to-stop-ad-libbing-bible-verses/07 May 2026 17:33 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbqrnz5rc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mlbexgmujs25I AM LOSING MY MIND OVER THIS [contains quote post or other embedded content]07 May 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbexgmujs25https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mlbewntzgs25I've been using my clothesline lately, but it was so windy yesterday that my clothes actually got STRETCHED.07 May 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlbewntzgs25https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3ml5mnil5vc2oImagine being an actor, receiving a new script day after day, wherein you play the role of a fake journalist encouraging the separation of Alberta from Canada ... and not being the least bit suspicious. https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/9.718742906 May 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5mnil5vc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3ml2bdovf322gthem: may the fourth be with you me: how fuckin dare you04 May 2026 18:09 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml2bdovf322ghttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mkyowulf4c2qA dear friend gave me the arcade cabinet he once built. And I mean, built built. Cut the wood, assembled the wiring, printed the decals. I've been fixing it up some. Just installed a new computer, sorting out power. So far, so fun.04 May 2026 03:07 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyowulf4c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mkwawe4f4k2lThis is how my cat snuggles me. She has also been trying to lick my lips, it was gross03 May 2026 03:50 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwawe4f4k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mkvzwgfrjk2lMy kids have a friend over for a sleepover for the first time ever. They're producing so much energy right now, they could power a small village.03 May 2026 01:45 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvzwgfrjk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mkvgclyfn22lGorgeous day out here eh wha02 May 2026 19:54 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvgclyfn22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mkt3iucdm22lName your top 15 TV shows ever, gut instincts only— Star Trek: DS9 Space Ghost Coast to Coast Frisky Dingo Father Ted M*A*S*H Breaking Bad Children Ruin Everything Early Edition Boston Legal Midnight Mass Star Trek: TNG Red Green Show WKRP in Cincinnati The Real Ghostbusters Battlestar Galactica [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkt3iucdm22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mksvywzav22lFrustrating Friday, man.01 May 2026 19:57 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksvywzav22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mksrggtwbc2kShocking no one, country thinks Biggest Jerk in politics is biggest jerk in politics. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksrggtwbc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mksr7lmf722kAlberta separatists demonstrate their love for their province by doxxing all Albertans https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/edmonton/alberta-premier-calls-for-accountability-as-separatist-group-faces-voter-list-investigations-9.718441901 May 2026 18:31 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mksr7lmf722khttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mkrszdeaes2lYes, we must. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 May 2026 09:31 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkrszdeaes2l