“You were sick, but now you're well again, and there's work to do.” —Kilgore Trouthttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvqdqxqx6c27I can't tell if he's a villain or just a fucking idiot, but I think we can all agree he's a problem and needs to go. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 19:02 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqdqxqx6c27https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvqali7huk2kthis is about me [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 18:06 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvqali7huk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvphrcwkm227Research suggests 10/10 Canadians are telling knock knock jokes as of today, including this [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Sep 2026 10:41 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvphrcwkm227https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvphq6dtpk27Everything you say after the setup to your first knock knock joke is part of the punchline.17 Sep 2026 10:41 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvphq6dtpk27https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvm4ttlqgc2hI just learned cows belch—on average—every 90 seconds. I burp more often than a cow, who knew16 Sep 2026 02:48 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvm4ttlqgc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvlcqkvpo22hWhat is going ON down there [contains quote post or other embedded content]15 Sep 2026 19:01 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvlcqkvpo22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvif4xbuos2hThe key strategy behind any tech company is to maintain the veneer of a growth stock. Requesting regulation is the way they're dealing with the fact they aren't making money. It allows them to allow down while making it look like they need to pivot to comply with oversight. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 Sep 2026 15:06 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvif4xbuos2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvhwclosgs2hAds are nearly everywhere and are at best an annoyance. But to put an ad in the sky? Inexcusable. We need better ad regulation before we descend into a further dystopia and are made to watch an ad before enjoying a bit of nature. https://www.cbc.ca/player/play/9.734159714 Sep 2026 10:40 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvhwclosgs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvgygmrgtc2hJust describing the ending of M*A*S*H to Pam and I'm getting welled up. Best two hours of TV ever.14 Sep 2026 01:46 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgygmrgtc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvgvctwoxk2hYeah baby, learning shit is cool14 Sep 2026 00:50 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvgvctwoxk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvarn2wcg227App stores must be replaced with something better. That Google and Apple take up to 30% of your billing is ridiculous. That they take weeks to review your app is also ridiculous. That they even CONTROL what you can publish—or install—on a phone is outrageous.11 Sep 2026 14:28 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvarn2wcg227https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mvace2xmnk2kJust checked to see if ol Donny bit it yet, but he's alive and well still11 Sep 2026 09:55 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvace2xmnk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mv6gyw3fyc2mTrying to reduce staple words I use for emphasis. Very, really, extremely, so.10 Sep 2026 16:12 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv6gyw3fyc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mv662dqaic2kHold the PHONE. Sarah Polley is directing a film adaptation of The Bell Jar, starring Billie Eilish? Heck yes, I want to see this. https://variety.com/2026/film/news/bell-jar-movie-cast-connor-storrie-billie-eilish-sarah-polley-1236854835/10 Sep 2026 13:32 +0000at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mv662dqaic2k