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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>“You were sick, but now you&#39;re well again, and there&#39;s work to do.”  —Kilgore Trout</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social</link><title>@keithburgoyne.bsky.social - Keith Burgoyne</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzije2gjxc27</link><description>The election news out of the States has me feeling a little less cynical this morning.</description><pubDate>04 Nov 2026 14:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzije2gjxc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzgn6xhz5k2n</link><description>My body is telling me it’s quitting time, yet my clock is in disagreement. I hate time changes. (I will complain about this for the foreseeable future, thank you very much.)</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 20:05 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgn6xhz5k2n</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzgdcfr4zk2w</link><description>Their search sucks, so who cares&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 17:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzgdcfr4zk2w</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzenmtgyw224</link><description>Oh wow! Amazing!&#xA;&#xA;https://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/prince-edward-island/pei-charlottetown-municipal-election-mayor-council-2026-9.7406428</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 01:08 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzenmtgyw224</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzemsegh7k24</link><description>What&#39;s up with Ward 9? Not a single poll reporting?</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 00:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzemsegh7k24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzemddbtsk24</link><description>This election is very exciting. First time in a while everyone I voted for is poised to win.</description><pubDate>03 Nov 2026 00:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzemddbtsk24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzdz7h6qbk2m</link><description>Aaaand I&#39;ve voted. #pei #charlottetown</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 19:02 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdz7h6qbk2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzdyg5bpkc27</link><description>Me: oh, it must be getting on to the end of the day.&#xA;My clock: fuck you, it’s only 2:47.</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 18:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdyg5bpkc27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzdxj7yoc222</link><description>Working with people across multiple provinces has become unbelievably more complicated with the time change.&#xA;&#xA;I really hope we all get on the same page soon.</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 18:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdxj7yoc222</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzdakibkf22m</link><description>www.maptap.gg November 2&#xA;80👏 83🌟 91👑 97🔥 70😑&#xA;Final score: 846&#xA;https://www.maptap.gg</description><pubDate>02 Nov 2026 11:41 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzdakibkf22m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzbwaxcqqs2m</link><description>Just ordered this for my skeleton.&#xA;&#xA;https://www.homedepot.ca/product/home-accents-holiday-skelly-santa-suit/1001872251</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 23:04 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbwaxcqqs2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzbv37oaq22m</link><description>These bars suuuuuck.</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 22:43 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbv37oaq22m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzbtjshhls2m</link><description>Found more latex in my eyebrows today.&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>01 Nov 2026 22:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bnto7mh76jp65k6g35suv5i3/app.bsky.feed.post/3mzbtjshhls2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/keithburgoyne.bsky.social/post/3mzbbvl2n4s2m</link><description>Excuse my hair, but you see this lollipop? I&#39;m using it to listen to music. It uses bone conducting tech to create vibrations that my inner ear can pickup. 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