Rathergood creator and Bad Dinosaur wrangler 🦖🦕 Crab of Ineffable Wisdom 🦀https://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mumucowifc2bWe are doing our only live gig of the year on Friday 9th October in London, at the New Cross Inn! Come on over it will be SUPERDUPERAWESOME!03 Sep 2026 16:23 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mumucowifc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3muiflfaw3k2fMiddle daughter: "I'm really struggling with the lighting in my room. I feel it should be warmer and more nurturing, and I really believe that if we work together using the power of family and love we can achieve that." She is now sending me links to lamps she wants me to buy for her.01 Sep 2026 21:48 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3muiflfaw3k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mu3nxmui222yI stand to accept the applause of my fellow diners. Tonight they have voted for ME. I place the hose in my mouth and turn the tap. In seconds the high pressure savoury sauce has inflated me and I burst, splattering meat shrapnel around The Restaurant. The hotplates on every table sizzle. They feast.27 Aug 2026 20:14 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3nxmui222yhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mrzmngv7ek22Today marks 150 years since the Beefeeters at the Tower Of London abandoned their ancient uniform of shoes painstakingly stitched from the hides of thousands of bumble bees for leather boots. Bee cobbling is now a lost art and all the original bee feet have long decayed away.01 Aug 2026 13:55 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrzmngv7ek22https://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mq564pkfh22vCan't get over how tragic it is that King Henry VIII missed out on potatoes by just a few brief years. He would have bloody loved chips. 😞08 Jul 2026 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mq564pkfh22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mo6esjjp6c2yThis guy is hanging around in the garden . Taking a break from pecking wood to nibble on a fat ball. Can't say I blame him.13 Jun 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo6esjjp6c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mmlxwyw4f22lPeony Bowl Of Beauty is out. What a gorgeous flower she is.24 May 2026 12:33 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmlxwyw4f22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mmbhbd6x7c2yParenting tip! Several times a day, reassure your kids that they are genuine human children constructed using exactly the same natural biological processes as all the other human children they encounter.20 May 2026 08:08 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmbhbd6x7c2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mjtro6dx3s26We're coming towards the end of daffodil season, but there are some really lovely ones out now19 Apr 2026 10:47 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjtro6dx3s26https://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mgqdazqb422jOur hens have been very busy laying lovely eggs.10 Mar 2026 21:35 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgqdazqb422jhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mgfdas6slk23Pavlov's Dog - if you see a dog in act 1, it has to explode in act 3.06 Mar 2026 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgfdas6slk23https://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mfm4xjo6yc2lFound this lovely fluffy chonker snuffling about in one of my crocuses just now. Spring is here! Wheeeeee! There are buds starting to crack on my fruit trees, it's all coming back to life THANK GOD!24 Feb 2026 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfm4xjo6yc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mdzzirh55k2lI know you think the world has problems but I just put milk in my lemsip. Drank it anyway.04 Feb 2026 13:52 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdzzirh55k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mchaj35jrc2qBuy my new self-care product CALaMari - the big squid you wrap snuggly around your shoulders. Nothing takes your mind off the struggle to pay the bills like the soft embrace of powerful tentacles while a cruel beak gnaws pitilessly through your skull.15 Jan 2026 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mchaj35jrc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mcdgqoptbk2uWhen we started putting hundreds of enraged squids in the cockpits of our airliners, people asked if it was really a good idea. However, there really is no other way. They are angry at the best of times and airliner cockpits always enrage them.13 Jan 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcdgqoptbk2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mc7yotgwq222The first time I encountered the phrase "pre-loved" was in 1999 in Melbourne where the sex shop round the corner had a nauseating sign for "pre-loved magazines" - so your listing for a pre-loved luxury gucci handbag gives me a vision of you doing unspeakabke things to it, you perv.12 Jan 2026 12:03 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mc7yotgwq222https://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3mb2bkbjx3c24Barney is having a very relaxing post-Christmas Sunday morning28 Dec 2025 12:00 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mb2bkbjx3c24https://bsky.app/profile/rathergood.bsky.social/post/3m7ne7e3aic2eWife: why do you have 8 cubes filled with ink? Me: for eggs Wife: why are you only putting eggs in the eighth cube? Me: I am ink cube eighting them Wife: ok, I need to explain something to you...10 Dec 2025 15:18 +0000at://did:plc:bot7lqfeoxayvymbgoeqbwvt/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7ne7e3aic2e