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Do you people just think you’re the only ones who can be funny on purpose?</description><pubDate>21 Aug 2026 22:53 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bpljwdwef4cbubbbfbb2x4sl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmu3eqqek22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alonelyrobot.bsky.social/post/3mtmtkbdz7k22</link><description>I bet whenever they do bring back Miracleman, they call the first mini or arc Miracleman: Rebirth.</description><pubDate>21 Aug 2026 22:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bpljwdwef4cbubbbfbb2x4sl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmtkbdz7k22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alonelyrobot.bsky.social/post/3mtkpkdxvss27</link><description>Today’s sentence I heard that heard that I can’t get over is, “Gillian Anderson looks good for her age.“</description><pubDate>21 Aug 2026 02:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bpljwdwef4cbubbbfbb2x4sl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtkpkdxvss27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alonelyrobot.bsky.social/post/3mtjp2r3nq22r</link><description>Sometimes I think about how there a Superman show that was so full of Dukes of Hazzard references they eventually just had Tom Wopat play a Senator named after Waylon Jennings.</description><pubDate>20 Aug 2026 16:46 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bpljwdwef4cbubbbfbb2x4sl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtjp2r3nq22r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alonelyrobot.bsky.social/post/3mtemvj2sn22y</link><description>Remember when we were mad at organic web shooters?</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 16:24 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bpljwdwef4cbubbbfbb2x4sl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtemvj2sn22y</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alonelyrobot.bsky.social/post/3mtek26aeys27</link><description>Hollywood, there’s a comic about a cool popular mayor or New York just sitting there to be adapted….</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 15:32 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bpljwdwef4cbubbbfbb2x4sl/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtek26aeys27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/alonelyrobot.bsky.social/post/3mtd4q25kuk2p</link><description>I can’t believe this is a hot take, but I bet those Beatles movies will be pretty good. &#xA;I like the Beatles. 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