It's pronounced like Frankenstein.https://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3mjs46jvfwk2zBreastfeeding in a pub full of Millwall fans ✔️18 Apr 2026 18:50 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjs46jvfwk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3mj32zvgxks2rSigned off an email with ‘all the armrests’.09 Apr 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj32zvgxks2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3mixn7yhlfs2jUp til 2am terrified at Trump’s nuclear threat, followed by dream of sharing crudités with Jacob Elordi.08 Apr 2026 06:13 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mixn7yhlfs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3mgu27s6zqk2zMy disco auntie was so excited to meet the baby for the first time that People from Ibiza poured out of her before she could stop herself.12 Mar 2026 09:04 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgu27s6zqk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3mftckiauv227I can say it now that it’s gone, I had a Wikipedia page for 3 months in 2025, before its author was deemed a controversial user and it was taken down. No it wasn’t me.27 Feb 2026 08:36 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3mftckiauv227https://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3meswupr2rc2hJust seen Pete Townshend tenderly regarding busker doing rendition of Robyn’s Dancing on My Own for voice and guitar in Trafalgar Sq.14 Feb 2026 11:41 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3meswupr2rc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3md3uhmhhes23Missed a trick not calling my son Quokka as a middle name.23 Jan 2026 14:02 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3md3uhmhhes23https://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3m4v2xr6lok25Are you even a translator if you haven’t partaken in a Found in Translation panel discussion.05 Nov 2025 12:38 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4v2xr6lok25https://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3m4dzt5tprs23Caught Francesco addressing the baby as Slavoj Zizek. This is getting out of hand.29 Oct 2025 18:03 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3m4dzt5tprs23https://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3m42tgxtsmc2gDown n out in Pisa and Livorno.26 Oct 2025 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3m42tgxtsmc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3m3toxcpyy22mTwo of the nicknames we have found ourselves using for the baby are Google and Vevo.23 Oct 2025 06:06 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3m3toxcpyy22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3m36u4wxoys2xMade a start on the baby’s Halloween costume.14 Oct 2025 23:12 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3m36u4wxoys2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3m32shq2r2c22Arcane Millennial motherhood is soothing your son to the Duck Tales theme tune.13 Oct 2025 08:32 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3m32shq2r2c22https://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3m2ti4jmrsk2jHad not foreseen the baby would be such a Sinatra stan.10 Oct 2025 10:38 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2ti4jmrsk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3m2gsmyo6ps2aThe Bible warns you about bringing forth children in pain, but mentions nothing about having to suck the snot out of their nose with a thin tube.05 Oct 2025 09:42 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2gsmyo6ps2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3lzqvgzzkms2xThe more ungenerous a contemporary novelist is the better the reviews.26 Sep 2025 16:33 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzqvgzzkms2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3ly7gskawfc2tPartner says the baby looks like Pope Leo XIV.07 Sep 2025 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3ly7gskawfc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3lxjmg4uzec2lMy son’s hunger cue is Beavis laugh.29 Aug 2025 08:13 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lxjmg4uzec2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3lvdod4ends23Logged back into Facebook for a hot second and I’m getting friendship suggestions for both Faris from The Cribs and Gad Lerner.01 Aug 2025 12:41 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lvdod4ends23https://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3ltljbwlokk2lDream that Eddie Vedder was playing saxophone in a mall in Canada but the stair system was really complicated so when I got there his slot has ended but he told me everything about this ‘star wrap’ he was imminently planning to order from KFC.10 Jul 2025 04:41 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltljbwlokk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3ltealqsndk2cBetween Oasis stans and Lana fans I’m no longer sure I have any true friends.07 Jul 2025 07:17 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3ltealqsndk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3lrg7afqvfs2wNobody talks about how Gilles Deleuze and Christopher Lloyd are played by the same actor.12 Jun 2025 15:08 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lrg7afqvfs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3lp2gx5njuc2mThe British urge to misspell ‘definitely’ as ‘defiantly’.13 May 2025 12:03 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lp2gx5njuc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3ln2zmphmok25Dream I dated Mark E. Smith and he made me peaches and cream and set alight a bottle of sage green nail polish inside an empty packet of pickled onion Monster Munch in an underground parking lot to impress me.18 Apr 2025 06:47 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3ln2zmphmok25https://bsky.app/profile/twoseriousladies.bsky.social/post/3lmuhguzvfk2wTo think we’re sending Katy Perry to space but couldn’t come up with a better invention against rain than the humble umbrella.15 Apr 2025 16:06 +0000at://did:plc:bqggecdwregaz3iahywle63k/app.bsky.feed.post/3lmuhguzvfk2w