Dr. Hessel (not a real doctor), Vtuber guy, likes to do stuff 1337 has been called a “creature” on multiple occasions I do not have a custom model More stuff to come, videos and absurdity https://twitch.tv/drhessel https://www.youtube.com/@c.Hesselhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lsjur2adwc2hClass is in session, and the wonderful students of Eribyte and Shirgi shall be learning the venerable game of Riichi Mahjong, lead by the illustrious Penbu. Join us tonight at 6:00PM CST, in 3 and a half hours26 Jun 2025 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lsjur2adwc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lfilg75gvk24100 Follower Celebration stream is TODAY in a little over one hour! Come and see the wondrous things I have in store for you! www.twitch.tv/drhessel https://www.youtube.com/live/WOf6m-cDrzs11 Jan 2025 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lfilg75gvk24https://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcuwkku4bk25Captains log no. 2007: I have encountered a mysterious race of beings known as the "vtubers." So far, they think I am one of them, but I don't know how long I can keep up the ruse09 Dec 2024 14:24 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcuwkku4bk25https://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcouhargas2kbro the stream wasn't even up anymore go away07 Dec 2024 04:31 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcouhargas2khttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcogtdpt4223pre stream up for half life 2 episode 2. i'm completing the entire thing in one session. if i don't i get murked. come watch the horror. we will anihillate the combine www.twitch.tv/drhessel https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zKX44qlURq007 Dec 2024 00:27 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcogtdpt4223https://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcnrl5att22nused to know someone who acted exactly like this during every game of tabletop simulator https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ljr2wMSBHqU06 Dec 2024 18:07 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcnrl5att22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcjpq6xkr225hey guys my tweet was a little long can anybody on this website help me shorten it a bit?05 Dec 2024 03:23 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcjpq6xkr225https://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcjpi43hws25while testing, created this monstrosity which bluesky didn't like for whatever reason [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Dec 2024 03:19 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcjpi43hws25https://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcjpgmi5ts25seriously it's great you can just do this as long as it's overall under 3000 characters ̭̞̋̍ͧ̌͗̎̅ ̷̢̣̭͓̙̠̻̖̠̭͕̣͖̰͙͖͕ͪ̓́ͪͦ̓ͭ́̇͐̍ͩͨͧͨ͆͆̂ͪ̾͒̚͟͝͡ ̵̡̡̛̮̞͔͖̳̝̹͔̗͓̳̱ͩ̔͂̅ͮ͌́ͧ̊̂͋ͧ̉̐́ͫͤ̉̃ͩ̀̾ͭͯ͌ͩ́ͬ̕͟͡͡ ̶̷̶̰͕͉͖̰̣̔̀͛̓͜͞ͅ ̭͍͉̥͙̂̋ ̡̱͈̼͈͈̖̖͋ͧ͛̄̇ͬ̀́͘͠ ̷̸̹͔̣̅ ̢͔̻̲̰̪̺̤̲̔ͥ́ͣͤ̇ͩ̄͊̚̕͜͢͜҉̮̬̹̑̌̒ͨ ̴̸̛͇͕̝̯͇̰̹͈̮̙͈͈̾ͯ̍͑ͫ̎̀ͥ̂̓̄͒̆̾̇͗̊̓͛̃͐̋ͥ̊́ͥͣ͂͠ͅͅ ̣ͩ̀͜ ̷̴̴̴̧̢̡̬͕̥̳͕̞̙̣̰̙̯͇̟̱̻͕̻̺͇̿͛̈ͣ̀̑ͪ̂̅̂̋̔̎̌ͯͤ̽ͬ͗̽̿̽̔ͯ̒̓ͯ̆̊͐̓̊̊ͧ͌͘̚͟͜͜͞͝͠͠͞ ̥ ̵̨͇͇̙̰̰͙̀͗͂̅ͩͤ͐ͭ͐̀ͬͪ̍̽̍̚͝ ̸̻͖͓̟͖̳̲͙̌̑͂ͤͩͬ̅ͫ̓́̇͝͞ ̘̒ ̛͓̝̠̘̟̖̭̪́ͫ̉ͩ̒͌̓ͧ͠ ̵̘̰͖͇̭̒͒̈́ͯ̅ͮ̒ͅ ̢̨̢̛̝̦͓̯̲̠̥̱̟͇̬̜̹̥̾͆ͪ͑ͯ̅͆͋ͮ́ͩ̾̉ͮ̄ͭ̄ͭ̆͠͠҉̰̄ ̷̶̬͚̳͓̻͔̻̣̟̤͉͉̑͌͑ͨ̋̌̋̚͡͝͡ ̨̦̬̹̱͈͙͈̖̰̖̳̙̜̝͚̻̥͉̣̈́͋̆̇ͦ͗̈ͬ̈ͩ͊ͨͧ̆̓ͅ ̵̷̢̧̗̤̼̘͉͙̹̙̀͛͑̋̅ͯ̒̃͋̍̈́ͧ̇̂ͣ̄̑̂ͨ̆͞͞͏̭͖̦̳́ͮ́͑ ̷̧̩̭͐́͢͢͝͏̶̷̧̨̨̧̯̼̺͍̲̰̥̜̠͙͔̙͇͗͗̈́̓̿ͦ͊͒͐ͩͥ̓̔̐̍̈́̑͒̎̕ͅ ̝̜̝̔̓ͯ ̷̡̬̤̩̗͖͔̭̟̳͉̥̮̞̾̌͆̓̒ͥ̽ͧ̔ͤ͐̇͆̓ͤͨ̽ͮ͘̕͢͝͞͞ ̸̛̠͇̖̍͜͡͞͡ ̹̮͖̥͔̼͓͇̓̐̐͐̚҉̸̫͍̞͖͇͓̱͊̋̄̂͐̐̽͆̑̚͜͝͏̅͏͚̈̋ ̮͚͓͔͖̩̰͈̅͆̓͒͟ ̛̦̚҉̶̵̛̩̹͕͇̞̜̞͙̩͒ͧ͒͂͗̋̆̇ͣ͡ ̸͉̘̠̪̩̱ͥ̄̐̾͛́̑ͨ͗̀͞͏̵̢̧̧̨͙̼̘̺̲͓͓͈̙̭̠͕̭ͩ́ͮͪͤͯ̃͑̓͛̓̋̒͜͝͡ ̨̦̤͔̜̦̯͎͉̽̈ͭ̀͂̅̀̉̾͛ ̶̵̡̧͇̻͌ͫͭ̾͗ͮ̚ ҉̊́̈̀ ̨̨͉̯̣̲̰͉̜̒ͣ̋ͥ̓ͭ ̫͙̼́ͯ̍ͤ̃̌̕͡ ̶̵͈̭ͯ̎̒͠͝ ̶̥̪̟̬̲͚̱͕͔̪͑ͪ͂̉̔ͧ̿̍͑͘̚̚͢͠͝͏͎͍̪̪͂̑́ ̴̪̬͗͗ͪ̎͡҉̴̸̴̧̦̱̣͈̲̗̞̬̟̲̳̮̼͊ͣ͑̉̌ͤͦͣͪ͌̇̓̈͒̅ͦ̀ͪ͘͘͢͞ͅ ̸̸͈̣̲͈́ͪ ̸̵̧̢̮̤̩̯̭̩̭̭͖̝̣̪̱ͪ́̑̋́̓̓̈ͥ̀̔ͫͩ̏ͩ̒̅͘͢͞ ̟̖̒ͤ́ͨͥ̀̑̇͘͢͟ ̧̨̡̧͔̟̣̱̱̬͙̜̀ͨ̈́́̒̑́ͭ͛ͧͫͬ̕̕ ̵̢̢̧̢̤̮̞̙̟̼̘̰̳̬̃̀̔ͥͧͦ̇ͦ̆ͦ̎̉͟͝͞͞͝͞͠ͅ ̴̢͉͎͉͍̟̜̙͎̍̀̽̍̾ͮ̃͋͘͞ ̵̛͕̲̘͓̞͓̤͖̠͍̳̲̘ͮ̀͒ͥͥͫͮ̌̂̅̀ͩͧͯ̚̚͘̕͞͏̡ ̴̸̨̨̛͍̹̫͎̻̺̺̱̭̥̲́̾͂̀̐ͩ̈̾̽̀̓ͦ̃ͤ̾͘͜͜ ̢͖̣̺͐҉̼̤̕ ̵̡̰͎̞̤̭̣͇̩̞̩͍̺ͥ͒͋̓́̇̍̈̇͆̾͑̋͟͢͝͝ͅ ̵̭̤̳͎̮̂̔̈̒ͭ ̖̀ͣ̕͜ ͚̰͍͈̞̣̻ͥ̃̍̆͟͏̶̴̧̡̟̬͚͚̲̼̹͕̩͈̃̆͆̀͆͋̉ͣ̀̀̈̈̿͐͑̉̑̾̂͟͟͠ͅͅ ̶̷̛̗̳͖̫͇̞̦͖̠̈ͮ̃̏̍̾̚͟͠ ̡̛͓͓̜̹̟̳̙̪̲͔̭̝̩̘͕̗̗̭̿͊͐̆͂ͩ͛̋̊ͫ̓̄̚̕͜ ̲̬̟̦̙̮͇̱͉̲̈̐ͪͧ͂̎ͨ̌̓̅̈́̕͟͜͟͡͠ ͎͡͞҉̭̥͎̠̔ͫ̏̎ͪ̾̚҉̷̘̘̪̫͓̰̱̪͓̳͗ͮ̐ͪͦͮ̎͐̋ͯͧ̌͜͠ ̸̶̨̘̟̱̹̬͚̞̟̟̲̟ͣ̊̎͗̒ͫ́̓ͤͫ͋͌ͥ͒͐ ̶̻̖̂͡ [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Dec 2024 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcjpgmi5ts25https://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcjp7s5vcc25anyway learned that bluesky doesn't count diacritics as characters so have this: ̵̶͖̠͔̲͎̘̞̖͇̖̭̺́ͬ̽̀̅̀̽̓̓͊̉̚͏̷̡̧̧̛̹͎̱̞̮̙̻͕̱̘̠͙̘̥̪͎̥̣͖̮̖͙̦̙̍̀ͣ̋ͩ̓̉̍͋̓̇̐͊̌͒͐ͫ͛ͥ̽͐͛̈̿̊ͧ̓́̐ͥͦ͒̈͐̏̾̆͊͊͑͛̓͢͠͞ ̢̘̞͙̈́̎҉̸̵̴̶̨̢̡̛̹͉̣̲͎̦̞͈͍͓̠̜̪͕̬̟͔̳̞̻̙̣̫̗̫̯̦̥̞̞̝̥̱̤̺̠̭̾͒ͧͭ̌̃ͪ̈̐͗̐͐̂̑ͩ̍̏̀ͥ̊ͮ̾͊̀̓̅ͤ̅͛ͨ͆̐ͮͬͩ̓̈͗̆ͨ̎̓̑̒ͪ̋̊̾̚̕̕͟͡͝ͅ͏̵̶̷̵̵̵̨̛̱̦̘͕̮͉̲͇͉̖̬͚̺̤̩̲̯̫͕͔̞̀͐̋͑̽̓̉̐̅̑̏ͭ̌ͯͮ͂̐ͬ̃͛ͤ͗̅̾̌̏ͯ̄͆͐̓͂̎̌͑̑ͭͭ̈̐͊͐ͬ̒ͥ͆͘͜͟͞͠͞͡ͅ҉̸̴̢͍̯̲̗̭͎̱͈̀͛͑̋͆̌ͩ̏̂͂̂̅̓ͭ̏̌̒̕͞͡͝ͅ͏̸̵̨̻͇̖͚͍̝̝̯̟͖̬̦͉̽ͮͭͯ͗͒͊̎̅͆̋̀̀͗͑͌̋͂ͦ̋́҉̴̷̸̢̢̛̳̗̟̥͓͎̭̰̼̜̫̲̺̼̰̲̪̦̗̗̞̍̊̆̂̐́͂̓ͣͮ͆̿̈ͯ̇͛̋͛̏ͫ́̀ͭ̔̚͟͜͡͞ ̴̸̛̭͖̦̟̟̯̩̰̰̞͖͖̂ͩ͛̽̏̌͌͗̇̌ͤ̚͘͡͏̩̔͏̸̵̢̰̟̰̱͉͚̱̘̼͖͗̔̐̓ͩ̓͗ͬͬͪ̐ͤ̽͐̐́́̄̚͘͢͟͡͝͝ͅ͏̷̵̷̵̶̡̡̢̨̛̲͉̬̣̬̬̫̦̰̲͍͖̘͙̯̬̘͔̳̰̖͇͖̦̼̺͚̟̹̑̎ͣ̅̄̈́̀̍̀̂̋ͤ͛̈͑ͩ̑ͯ̈́ͬ̆ͨ́̓ͯ̈̓̐̋̑̌̿ͦ͒̈́͒͆ͫ̇ͩ̊̕̚͜͢͢͡͡͡͏̶̸̵̷̸̶̴̵̷̵̶̡̧̧̢̧̨̛̛̛̛͍̤̮̯͍̥̭̮̣̟̳̳̯̦͍̬͚̤̝̮̰͓̞̘̘̣̠̟̘̰̳̥̦̱̙̖̮̰͈͖̞̤̣̳̬̪͕̥̟̼̳͖̰̩͇̟̗͕͈̝̫̫̠̱̠̫̤̤̰̰̼̯̜̺̼̦̱͓̬̳̭͔̤̖̱͇̟̞̰ͤ̓̀ͣ̆ͭͦ͒̔̊ͥ͂̓͗̃ͮ͂͂̃͑ͤ̂͋ͫ͋̃ͮ̂̑̓̓͋ͫ̑ͯ́̂͗̾͛ͫ̄ͭͧ͂ͥ͗̍̆͌̓̍͑͂ͧ̓ͦ̉̃ͩ͗̀͛̂͋̀ͬ̓ͣ͌̑ͭͯ͆ͬ̋ͩ́̎̄̑ͫ̓̀ͨ̚͘͘̕͢͜͟͢͜͟͟͞͡͡͠͞͞ ̷̶̡̠͍͔͎̘̭͔͌ͭͧͧ̃͌̾ͨ̈́̽̊̆̆̚͢͠͏̶̧̨̼̺̗̮͎̲̫̗͖͊̽ͤ̒̕͢ ̵̨̛͔̞͎͈̙̭̗̯̞̆̑̒̽̈ͥͦ͆͋̐̈́ͮ̉̇́ͥͧ̓̌͆͟ ̤ͥ͏̸̨̻̝̼̆͒ͦͫ̃͘ͅͅ҉̸̵̶̨̙̼͎̥̤̪͓̦̩̾ͥ̊̍͐ͧ̒̄ͫ̈ͬ̉̇ͫͭ̚͢͝ͅ͏̵̵̶̡̨͓̖̹̹͎̩͎̞̞̫̮͚̹̜̳̩͙̥͇͈ͩ̍ͥ̈͌̑̌̃ͭͪͩ̐ͫͤ̃ͣ̈́͂̀̄͘͟͏̧̠͎̼̥͎͚̫̔ͧͩ̽̎̀̆͏̶̸̭̹͗ͥ̀̉ͨͤ҉̮̙̼͈̈́̐̑͑͘͟҉̵̷̶̢̢̨̫̖̞͎̹̲̠͂ͧͣͭ̍́͡͏̵̧̗̜͇̙ͧ̀̎̕͏̵͎̠̠̫͔͍̻̳͖̺̱̙̗̳͚̖͂̓͋̔͋́̌ͨ͗ͧ́̅̽ͪ̑̐̓҉҉̵̷̸̸̶̢̨̢̢̨̞͙̩͎͓̬̤͚͉̙̖̖̫͚̤̙͓̣̹̬̲̞̮̖̻͙̱̪̪̯̻͔͚̣͎͉͔͎̺͙͐͋ͨ̂̈́̑̂͛̓͆ͩ̎͂ͨ̈́ͨ̎̑͐͌͊͐͑̇ͥ͑̿̂ͥ́̂ͨ͗̅ͨ̅́ͤ̋ͩ̈́̿̒̃ͧͯͬ̀̒̏̐́ͩ̿ͦ͊̊́ͬ̔͛ͧͪ̾̕͘̕͜͜͢͝͝͞͝͞͡͡͡ͅ͏̴̵̨̡̛̘̥̯̭͇̠̠̎͑̃ͣͥ̅͌̑̃͘͜͜͟͝ͅ҉ͦ̑̆͏̱͍̝̫ͬ҉̧̦̯͖̜̟͈̟͈͇̗̜͈͓̲͇̗̳͓͓̓ͦ͗̉ͩ̽̑̀̽̅̔̂̀̃̃́ͥͩͥ̉̈́̊ͪ̄͐̀̌̈̿ͩ̆̓̚̚̚͟͟͞͠05 Dec 2024 03:14 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcjp7s5vcc25https://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcjoxwhru225we meeting up at ͨͮ ̶̢̱̫̀͝҉͔̜̻͍̠̘̬̐͟ ̴̹͌ͬ ̲͖̓̃͏̰ ͑̀̌ͧ͑ ̳͖̐͐͋͡͏̼͎̘̺̼͋ͥ̑͜͢͜͝ ̵̵̛̙͓͚͎͚̟̹͖̜ͩ͌̕͘͞ ̧̨̨̛̛̘̭͚̻͕̀̾̈́̌͠͝ ͉͞ ̶̨̌̀ͩ̓ ̵̪̣͔͕̝͍̼͈̞̀̿͒̊͑҉̰̭ ͏̧͇̪͉̜͉͓͎̭ͭ͌̀͛ͬ͗ͬ̇̀̚ ̶̢̟̙̝̖ͫ͂ͭ͌ͯ́͊͟ ̩ͮ̉ͫ̔ͭ̚ ̡̨̼̰͎̦̄ͬ̊̔̅̆̏͋ͣ̄̾ͧ̓̕ ̰̙͉̺ͪ̐͂̄̎̀̐͠͞͞͡ ̨̹͔̹̞̦̥̮͇̾ ̴̘̆͐ ̴̴̴̷̠̼͖̭͉̩̗́ͨ̽̽͜͢ ̧͚̣̩͈̠͕͍̒͒ͩ͋̉ͅ ̷̶̺͉̉̄͢ ̧͍̞̜͎͋̏̓̇̂͋̓͊̓͗̈ ͉͎̼͌́̈́ ̴̷̗̬͇͔̹̹̉̽̀ͮ͌ͭ̊ͣ҉̭̆ ̨̛̬̞̝̰̣̟̋ͦ̊̅̿̔̒̐͘͠͠ tn you gonna be there? ̶̢̱̫̀͝҉͔̜̻͍̠̘̬̐͟ ̴̹͌ͬ ̲͖̓̃͏̰ ͑̀̌ͧ͑ ̳͖̐͐͋͡͏̼͎̘̺̼͋ͥ̑͜͢͜͝ ̵̵̛̙͓͚͎͚̟̹͖̜ͩ͌̕͘͞ ̧̨̨̛̛̘̭͚̻͕̀̾̈́̌͠͝ ͉͞ ̶̨̌̀ͩ̓ ̵̪̣͔͕̝͍̼͈̞̀̿͒̊͑҉̰̭ ͏̧͇̪͉̜͉͓͎̭ͭ͌̀͛ͬ͗ͬ̇̀̚ ̶̢̟̙̝̖ͫ͂ͭ͌ͯ́͊͟ ̩ͮ̉ͫ̔ͭ̚ ̡̨̼̰͎̦̄ͬ̊̔̅̆̏͋ͣ̄̾ͧ̓̕ ̰̙͉̺ͪ̐͂̄̎̀̐͠͞͞͡ ̨̹͔̹̞̦̥̮͇̾ ̴̘̆͐ ̴̴̴̷̠̼͖̭͉̩̗́ͨ̽̽͜͢ ̧͚̣̩͈̠͕͍̒͒ͩ͋̉ͅ ̷̶̺͉̉̄͢ ̧͍̞̜͎͋̏̓̇̂͋̓͊̓͗̈ ͉͎̼͌́̈́ ̴̷̗̬͇͔̹̹̉̽̀ͮ͌ͭ̊ͣ҉̭̆ ̨̛̬̞̝̰̣̟̋ͦ̊̅̿̔̒̐͘͠͠ :05 Dec 2024 03:09 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcjoxwhru225https://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcftnihtkc25alien sent to earth to learn about our culture: "And they call him charlie sheen despite his dull skin?" me with my head in my hands, distraught: "I don't know man, I don't fucking know anymore"03 Dec 2024 14:22 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcftnihtkc25https://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lcbzwsy5vc2ythe meth of icarus02 Dec 2024 02:04 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcbzwsy5vc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lbxtnmlpgc2titalian fish be like "i breath-a the water"28 Nov 2024 00:45 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbxtnmlpgc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lbl5ecl3422nhonestly a good thing I didn't write the terminology like "verbs" or "nouns" i woulda called adjectives some shit like qualifiers22 Nov 2024 23:34 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbl5ecl3422nhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lbl27gesas2nWHY DO YOU KEEP GETTING VIEWS WHAT ARE YOU!?!?!?!22 Nov 2024 22:38 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbl27gesas2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lbjcfl5mgs2nIt's 2035. The oshi wars have been raging for months. Me and my coworkers had to execute my former boss for being a Filiannite spy. I only hope we can last through the winter streaming months22 Nov 2024 05:59 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbjcfl5mgs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lbg5eivhj22xIn the year 21XX, society has collapsed, and the only reference used to rebuild society is Persona 5 Royal20 Nov 2024 23:51 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbg5eivhj22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lbftcq7b2k2nmade a few discoveries today20 Nov 2024 20:51 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbftcq7b2k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lbfszg4qn22nI have terrible news. My bed is too comfy20 Nov 2024 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfszg4qn22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lbfsyjzrzs2nputting every episode of your online sweary reviews series, Fully Ramblomatic, on BlueRay in this age is bold for multiple reasons. i do respect the gumption, however20 Nov 2024 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbfsyjzrzs2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lbdygknlfk2mloving my astrophysics class. professor spent twenty minutes at the end of class deriving an equation just to intentionally get a wrong answer about the lifetime of the sun20 Nov 2024 03:18 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbdygknlfk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lba3huaeec2gMaking an MKUltra branded cereal line. Yes, every bite is laced with LSD18 Nov 2024 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lba3huaeec2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lb3lylbgzk2xI'm back after my hiatus with a Crusader Kings 2 collab w/ @sticktuber999.bsky.social !! Watch us turn England Jewish! War is all we think about https://youtube.com/live/5ZAIIVnL1-s?feature=share www.twitch.tv/drhessel16 Nov 2024 19:14 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lb3lylbgzk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3lad7jwvb2i2ame: aw man the east wind just ronned my safe drop. I hate mahjong!!! the cia agent in the noosphere worming their way past my passive defenses to take over my soul, soon to discover my active defenses: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yruDo9v9Fr007 Nov 2024 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3lad7jwvb2i2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3l7yk46ctej22why do dryers always sound like an evil beast is trying to escape from it's cage?02 Nov 2024 20:37 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7yk46ctej22https://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3l7yhcu5ukx2tProject Moon is great because 90% of the story is just the writers going "hey wouldn't it be fucked up if..." and the answer being a resounding YES02 Nov 2024 19:47 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7yhcu5ukx2thttps://bsky.app/profile/drhessel.bsky.social/post/3l7w6t7duo222alcohol would be a metaphor in a bad dystopian novel, but nope it is in fact real01 Nov 2024 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:bqop5rl3pgtyeboo67orbvub/app.bsky.feed.post/3l7w6t7duo222