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Happy New Year!</description><pubDate>01 Jan 2025 20:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:braq5ztdejqobj7ekyawkob7/app.bsky.feed.post/3leph2rog6c2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/legenddan.bsky.social/post/3lcnorxoo4c2f</link><description>Okay, but also...</description><pubDate>06 Dec 2024 17:17 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:braq5ztdejqobj7ekyawkob7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcnorxoo4c2f</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/legenddan.bsky.social/post/3lcmbkhqous2q</link><description>You shouldn&#39;t rejoice when a bad person dies, but you most definitely do not have to feel sad about it.</description><pubDate>06 Dec 2024 03:47 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:braq5ztdejqobj7ekyawkob7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcmbkhqous2q</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/legenddan.bsky.social/post/3lclgday4i22a</link><description>The queen of England now controls a giant death robot.&#xA;&#xA;Am I talking about the real world or Civ 6?</description><pubDate>05 Dec 2024 19:40 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:braq5ztdejqobj7ekyawkob7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lclgday4i22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/legenddan.bsky.social/post/3lcdtprfrss2z</link><description>Not that Facebook is listening to my every move, but my wife gave me some cute Ninja Turtle figures.  I mentioned it was missing a Donatello.  She then said she was going to Five Below.&#xA;&#xA;My next Facebook ad was &#34;You can buy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle figures at Five Below!&#34;</description><pubDate>02 Dec 2024 19:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:braq5ztdejqobj7ekyawkob7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcdtprfrss2z</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/legenddan.bsky.social/post/3lc6clrpto22l</link><description>Today is Small Business Saturday!  Go out and show your local small businesses some love!</description><pubDate>30 Nov 2024 14:29 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:braq5ztdejqobj7ekyawkob7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc6clrpto22l</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/legenddan.bsky.social/post/3lc4tfyw45c2l</link><description>Black Friday is over.  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I mean, it&#39;s not Facebook or Twitter, and that&#39;s pretty much what I wanted.</description><pubDate>16 Nov 2024 03:58 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:braq5ztdejqobj7ekyawkob7/app.bsky.feed.post/3lazyth4dgs2y</guid></item></channel></rss>