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Iam a girlhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mm35x2x7p22y https://static.klipy.com/ii/8ce8357c78ea940b9c2015daf05ce1a5/3f/a6/JuEr1U5t.gif?hh=364&ww=498&mp4=S62YaK1aqfD9x&webm=VPa4L3cDsZLylfN7y17 May 2026 20:06 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm35x2x7p22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mlrxragjvk24I made14 May 2026 04:21 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlrxragjvk24https://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mlpm5be5ls2vUnrelated Homer png13 May 2026 05:48 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpm5be5ls2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mlkt25loic2qHad a vision at 4am 211 May 2026 08:08 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkt25loic2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mlkszeibis2qhad a vision at 4am 111 May 2026 08:07 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlkszeibis2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mlcxxpdnfs2dBoner alert I’m agirl08 May 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcxxpdnfs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3ml346rs3rs2dWhat’s the most disrespectful thing a guest has done in your house? Come inside05 May 2026 02:09 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml346rs3rs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3ml33co4dd22dMy shoes05 May 2026 01:53 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml33co4dd22dhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkyxlh4p7k2dI made a funny based off of myself [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 May 2026 05:41 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkyxlh4p7k2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkxjpo2lxs2pLiterally the morning after I watched @tomska.bsky.social ‘s Barney video, I see my siblings watching this. THEY HAVEN’T WATCHED ANIMANIACS OR ANYTHING BARNEY RELATED IN LIKE 2 YEARS AT THE LEAST03 May 2026 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkxjpo2lxs2phttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkwbd2kyzs2qpulls out a comedically large sandwich out of the fridge meet... my f-22 raptor03 May 2026 03:58 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkwbd2kyzs2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkw5lv5pjs2bok I'm cumming you're waht oh mygod I meant to say coming I'm sorry I'm cumming too it's ok03 May 2026 02:51 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw5lv5pjs2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkw24tffq22xIn Zimbabwe: eating a sandwich03 May 2026 01:49 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkw24tffq22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkvzzq7xwc2xLoading… Loading…. Boner detected!!!03 May 2026 01:47 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvzzq7xwc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkvjtab6y22cMysterious white puddle: “ “ Me: is that glue, milk, or option c?02 May 2026 20:57 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvjtab6y22chttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkvjm73yl22cStephen Hawking vs Micheal and 3 gorillas02 May 2026 20:53 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvjm73yl22chttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkvjbpzkfs2cIt’s it’s a cool looking nature park! I’m close02 May 2026 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvjbpzkfs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkvforn7g227I’m getting probed by aliens on mars right now and I do NOT recommend it02 May 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvforn7g227https://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkveqbij7227mewh en I get a boner02 May 2026 19:26 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkveqbij7227https://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkvelehv4c27Imagine this; you just got reborn, but, you died while being abducted by aliens. You wake up fully conscious and think you’re being probed02 May 2026 19:23 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvelehv4c27https://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkvatb3pzc2lHate when I’m in Taiwan and I have to play Majora’s mask on my 3ds02 May 2026 18:16 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkvatb3pzc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkva2neozc2lI have an ant minion oc, and he’s like ant man but a minion, and he sucks and everyone hates him. His wife is cheating on him and his kids are dead because they got his ant genes and got stepped on02 May 2026 18:02 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkva2neozc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/elmbie.bsky.social/post/3mkv7uqdmpc2lImagine this; it’s your eighth birthday, BUT your time traveler parents left you in the future.02 May 2026 17:59 +0000at://did:plc:btcn2ac2knokxoaz5atanj4o/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkv7uqdmpc2l