Natural Unfiltered Lovergirl. Humboldt & Mendocino County based, but I love a good road trip. www.corrieaspen.com https://bio.site/corrieaspen Telegram: @corrieaspenhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mrsneoeo422llmaaaaooooo 😂😂😂 See now this is what AI should be used for. Stupid silly occasional memes that are funny! And for access technology for people with disabilities. Any other use of AI fucking sucks and I’m sticking to that opinion. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 19:19 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrsneoeo422lhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mrnjcs4i3k2nlmaaaooo JONI THIS BRINGS BACK SO MANY MEMORIES OMG! I haven’t thought of Wishbone in years! Such a fun and wholesome show/series. [contains quote post or other embedded content]27 Jul 2026 18:23 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnjcs4i3k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mrnj3x4fcc2nYou know what’s funny about these Tryst analytics? (Y’all I don’t wanna hear shit about these numbers being hella low. I don’t pay for ads unless I’m touring. SUE ME. 😂) In 2026, clients are still resorting to Twitter when there is a website AND a Bluesky. I haven’t used Twitter since friggin 2024.27 Jul 2026 18:19 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrnj3x4fcc2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mrkpvcupnc2mYES 🤗 [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jul 2026 15:43 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrkpvcupnc2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mre4whx4e22zDude people’s lack of personal space awareness and common sense kindness has been in the toilet lately. Now wearing sunglasses indoors and outdoors at all times to avoid eye contact and engagement with the general public. 😂24 Jul 2026 00:47 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mre4whx4e22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mr4d3ztrfc2xY’all I don’t mean to be that person, but the concept of meatloaf is so wild to me. I’ll come out and say it… I can’t do meatloaf. I just can’t do it. And this is no shade at all to the meatloaf lovers. Like who the hell thought of a loaf of meat? That’s wild!20 Jul 2026 22:17 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4d3ztrfc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mr4cqwacss2xIf this is AI I am going to be PISSED because this is incredible. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Jul 2026 22:10 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mr4cqwacss2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mqt76jrlls24Goodnight y’all! 🌝 Just another little reminder that I offer custom photo sets and clips. Also, I’ll be in the Bay Area the first week of August! Visit my website for the booking form and let’s get you scheduled in. www.corrieaspen.com corrieaspen@protonmail.com17 Jul 2026 07:12 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqt76jrlls24https://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mqt5dneqnc24Lmaooo This is so damn relatable because some of y’all just be yappin in that damn section. I love that you’re a world renowned writer and author, but the comments section is for you to specify where you would like the appointment, best communication method, when the deposit will be sent, etc. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 Jul 2026 06:39 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqt5dneqnc24https://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mqckeipq722yY’all know what’s funny about having K size titties? Nothing… there is nothing funny about it because nothing fits rights and I’m lookin like a damn harlot in a regular ass tank top but with big ass titties so it’s like woah girl put them titties away but they literally cannot go away anywhere so10 Jul 2026 16:17 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqckeipq722yhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mqcjc6stbc2yHeeeyyy 👋🏾 I’ll be in the Bay Area August 4th - 7th and would love to see some new and familiar friends. Reach out via my website or email to get in touch. www.corrieaspen.com corrieaspen@protonmail.com10 Jul 2026 15:58 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mqcjc6stbc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mppvu2cock2pThis is put so damn concisely. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Jul 2026 06:22 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mppvu2cock2phttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mpoze2uas22pImagine almost having a heat stroke because you decided to be a part of this bullshit. 😂 [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jul 2026 21:52 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpoze2uas22phttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mpolapd63c2qMe in the shower after a long day of dealing with the general public. [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Jul 2026 17:40 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mpolapd63c2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mphnkh6ius2kOver the years, I have met multiple clients who have been like, “Woah! You look this gorgeous in person and you don’t wear makeup?!” Honey it’s not a flex. I just honestly have no idea how to do makeup and the good stuff is expensive, so like yeah.29 Jun 2026 23:32 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mphnkh6ius2khttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mp5vgijjnk2yHell yes. I love this. [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Jun 2026 02:27 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp5vgijjnk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mp57q6gaqc2vTHIS! [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jun 2026 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp57q6gaqc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mp57fbndd22vI love a warm and gentle lighting situation amidst cream and wood. www.corrieaspen.com25 Jun 2026 19:52 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp57fbndd22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mp556kjkpc2vThis is so real. As soon as I walk through the library doors, I automatically feel more centered. I get a sense of excitement and anticipation for wondering through the aisles and finding whichever book calls to me that week. Libraries are rad as hell. Keep them funded by getting a library card! [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Jun 2026 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mp556kjkpc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3momoxqx3cs26TNA is hella funny because it’ll be like 12000 people have viewed your post over the duration of a few weeks and not one of them has taken the bait. 😂 It’s worth saying though that two of my favorite clients came from there so there’s that!19 Jun 2026 06:16 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3momoxqx3cs26https://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3momoklh24s26Yooooo it’s the funny, goofy, quirky ones that get me Every. Damn. Time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jun 2026 06:09 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3momoklh24s26https://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3momnx6fmvs26I chuckled so hard at this. Ahahahaaaaa [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Jun 2026 05:58 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3momnx6fmvs26https://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3momms6voks22Thank you for the fire macarons! 💚😘 I love how you knew I was going to take a bite of one immediately!19 Jun 2026 05:37 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3momms6voks22https://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mohhx3b6tc2yFor the love of everything holy, if you see a provider touring, PLEASE BOOK IN ADVANCE.17 Jun 2026 04:27 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mohhx3b6tc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mohacnxj5s2iBro I love when larger bodied folks have their tummies out in a crop top like yeeeeessss.17 Jun 2026 02:10 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mohacnxj5s2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/corrieaspen.bsky.social/post/3mocsjx3tn22kGoodnight y’all! Just a gentle reminder that I happily and promptly fulfill custom clip requests. 😏 corrieaspen@protonmail.com15 Jun 2026 07:53 +0000at://did:plc:bv5sqlp42wjab3qq7zqu4txa/app.bsky.feed.post/3mocsjx3tn22k