Holy crap Lois This is just like the time I Composed a haiku https://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kvkashhw232oPlaying Disco Elysium. Sniffed a garbage paper and died. Touched a gear shift and died. Sat in the uncomfortable chair and meme died. Terrific adventure game.22 Jun 2024 22:01 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kvkashhw232ohttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kvazds6r7726Ergo Proxy is my favorite anime that is impossible to watch (too dark, can't see shit).19 Jun 2024 05:54 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kvazds6r7726https://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3ktl3ic2udk2kSorry mother, I'm about that life now.28 May 2024 19:08 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3ktl3ic2udk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kt4y2jiem22iSpyro 2 ripto's rage skybox looking city.23 May 2024 04:29 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kt4y2jiem22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kqtanuaiqn2tNext round of tickles are on me23 Apr 2024 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kqtanuaiqn2thttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kqnxykdipc2l21 Apr 2024 18:28 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kqnxykdipc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kqjfurwk3c27My new OC, Dark Gable.19 Apr 2024 22:53 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kqjfurwk3c27https://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kqgww54wis2iIn my culture one of the most meaningful gifts you can give is an amulet of 5% increased movement speed.18 Apr 2024 23:20 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kqgww54wis2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kqgwrkqxrs2dThe masses will capitulate to your steeze in time m'lord.18 Apr 2024 23:18 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kqgwrkqxrs2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kqgwj4vfvc2r"I love [co-worker], but I really need them to start smoking again or get on Xanax"18 Apr 2024 23:13 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kqgwj4vfvc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kq2sfby65i2pIt's bring your own cup day at the bodega14 Apr 2024 03:27 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kq2sfby65i2phttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kq2kjqlgjo2kThey're boyfriends.14 Apr 2024 01:07 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kq2kjqlgjo2khttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kpyc3eepbq2e13 Apr 2024 03:30 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kpyc3eepbq2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kpybm5imce2gHaters say you shouldn't eat an entire deli platter during a 15 minute intermission, but I'm going to prove that you can13 Apr 2024 03:22 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kpybm5imce2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kpyaucmigo2qAt the symphony and craving a deli platter.13 Apr 2024 03:08 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kpyaucmigo2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kptc32bnfu2gIt's funny that the Eminem/Mariah Carey feud stems from Em saying "we had sex and I did terrible, she's beautiful and I was nervous and came way too fast" and her going "that never happened, I would never have sex with someone that young" then marrying Nick cannon (8 years younger than Em)11 Apr 2024 03:47 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kptc32bnfu2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kptbmggg4v2qI'm tired of living my truth in silence.11 Apr 2024 03:38 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kptbmggg4v2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kpsvrjjrzp23Insane that Fred Durst signed these 2 straight dudes in 2005 and they immediately released the Yuri album of all time.11 Apr 2024 00:06 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kpsvrjjrzp23https://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kj7zyp5kdd2nDrunkenly bought us really nice tickets for cirque du soleil lol18 Jan 2024 03:30 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kj7zyp5kdd2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kj7wwzm4pk2eMaybe the only thing cooler than bringing Bluetooth speakers on the bus is singing along18 Jan 2024 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kj7wwzm4pk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kitglg3cwm2hI've never watched family guy13 Jan 2024 03:11 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kitglg3cwm2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kitfmhovos2713 Jan 2024 02:54 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kitfmhovos27https://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kiobrfihrd2eI look at Twitter when I'm pooping, and this place when I'm feeling twizted.11 Jan 2024 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kiobrfihrd2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kiobonwojs2xLotta you don't know how to ball like me11 Jan 2024 02:00 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kiobonwojs2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kiji4v4zi22uXiaolong-john-silverbao (that's when you fill a soup dumpling with clam chowder)09 Jan 2024 04:12 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kiji4v4zi22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kijayxrj3w2kThe funniest reddit post of all time is the AskReddit modpost where they list the questions that are banned for being "asked so many times it's impossible for any new discussion to happen" and buried in the list is "Reddit, which direction do you wipe?"09 Jan 2024 02:05 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kijayxrj3w2khttps://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kiimszwcdc26Franklin Delano Roosevelt-Parks #1 at staying seated. No one doessit better.08 Jan 2024 20:03 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kiimszwcdc26https://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3kiimptburl27Actually he's Martin Luther King Junior. Martin Luther King is the guy who created him.08 Jan 2024 20:01 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3kiimptburl27https://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3khvin5oto223It's my 2 year Tranniversary. Being able to tell your black girlfriend "you can't say that" is very funny I highly recommend it.01 Jan 2024 05:28 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3khvin5oto223https://bsky.app/profile/pitabread.bsky.social/post/3khvc3sachh2wMaybe this foot ball thing is worth looking closer at...01 Jan 2024 03:31 +0000at://did:plc:bv7gca7bqudakayitogwr4f4/app.bsky.feed.post/3khvc3sachh2w