If we're stuck on this ship and it's sinking Then we might as well have a paradehttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muleyizmik26Honestly, that's not even a hot take. That's just the truth. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 02:16 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muleyizmik26https://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mulchto2zc26Annie is cool as hell and is a real player. [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 01:31 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mulchto2zc26https://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mul5ok4whk26It's certainly not enough to establish any sort of legal liability, but it's funny how you can just smell the bullshit emanating from this clear in Arkansas [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Sep 2026 00:05 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mul5ok4whk26https://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muksvnxdik2hWho is that pasty looking numbnuts on the left? Is that the Giuliani progeny? [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 20:52 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muksvnxdik2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mukfn6zqhc2sYou're right, but it's rude to say [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 16:55 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mukfn6zqhc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mujymbp6xs2ePenn State should not have a football program and the earth is better off without Joe Paterno living on it. And yet...these fuckin' boomers (and these fuckin' car dealers). [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 13:02 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mujymbp6xs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muiurc6ugs2wBlind reskeeting this because Charlies is always interesting and the premise is sharp [contains quote post or other embedded content]02 Sep 2026 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muiurc6ugs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mui5vxrhc22fI'm sure that this all has nothing to do with Entergy's recent ad campaign featuring their CEO touting all sorts of price-lowering claims. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 19:31 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mui5vxrhc22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muhs6we7zk2eThis is somehow channelling two different Steve Carell characters at the same time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 16:01 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhs6we7zk2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muhnl4phuk2wThe executive branch is a lynch mob. The White House is a den of murderous cowards. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 14:39 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhnl4phuk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muhnikn3wc2wI would genuinely rather engage in this exercise than go through one more unseasoned "Fun HR" introduction game. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhnikn3wc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muhkp5g57c2wSometimes a legal argument sounds dumb in the wild but makes sense in context. Other times the argument sounds dumb in the wild and then even dumber when they expound on it. This one is squarely in the latter camp. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 13:47 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhkp5g57c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muhf3p7ip227If you don't like silly season then you don't like the sport. If you're not a grown man burning a jersey in the yard and hurling weird insults from a social media account with a Bible verse in the bio, then you're not fully committed to the club. [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 12:07 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhf3p7ip227https://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mug4zknmkk2bFiling this under "chicks rock, man" [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Sep 2026 00:10 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mug4zknmkk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mufzpbfaxc2bI am assuming that these were all reversing an action/holding of a lower court as they were all being decided at the SCOTUS level. [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufzpbfaxc2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mufxg2np222b"from my perspective" is doing some Atlas-ian level lifting in this sentence [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 22:30 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufxg2np222bhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mufqjnrnjs2ylofuckinl [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 20:26 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufqjnrnjs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mufonfwbj22yDamn, Raphinha is out here snatching chains!31 Aug 2026 19:53 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mufonfwbj22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muezznikkk2wOlivia Rodrigo's got that dawg in her, hell yeah [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Aug 2026 13:44 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muezznikkk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mudvaisvx22wDispatch from the Burns Park 7:30 7s No-Slide League Playoffs: Bagged a 6-2 dub, no fights, no injuries, and the temp was under 100° at kickoff. All in all, a top notch evening.31 Aug 2026 02:45 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudvaisvx22whttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mudfwrdszs2wCame across a "the Unabomber had some good points" skeet in the wild. This place has the juice!30 Aug 2026 22:11 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mudfwrdszs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mucm5ior7k2wMore movies should end like this tbh. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Aug 2026 14:30 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucm5ior7k2whttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mucelykslc2wThis might be the most divorced & delusional thing I've ever read. [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Aug 2026 12:15 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mucelykslc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mubbyv6jxc2fOkay, that boy nice [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Aug 2026 01:56 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubbyv6jxc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muakwgqoi22oJesus, dude, at least Ray Allen was talking to a real human being. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 19:03 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muakwgqoi22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muaijs6uj22rSniper got 'im [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 18:20 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muaijs6uj22rhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3muagnnzqo22qYou can't hurt me, I'm watching the Arkansas Razorbacks play football during election season. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Aug 2026 17:46 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3muagnnzqo22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/danforth.bsky.social/post/3mu5qxdi5ic25Today I used a piece of Biden-era scrapwood from my garage and I think that it's important to tell the entire world because 1) miracles can happen and 2) don't ever stop dreaming.28 Aug 2026 16:13 +0000at://did:plc:bx45f3a3rd6kwc2f2heufvzn/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu5qxdi5ic25