Austin, Texas’s foremost Quinn Ewers & Carrie Bradshaw apologisthttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwp75xlras2vYou may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like30 Sep 2026 01:33 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwp75xlras2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwmpcxe3vk2iStraight up just some Stuff29 Sep 2026 01:44 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwmpcxe3vk2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwhqi6a7pc2kWhere are the 8 for Texas 8-4 this year27 Sep 2026 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwhqi6a7pc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwh5ekcmdk2xTaylor did make everyone pay attention to the bad burnt orange album again. Rly makes you wonder if that’s why Arch looked like shit today.26 Sep 2026 20:39 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwh5ekcmdk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwh2lvvezs23These two teams were holding knives to each others’ throats for the last 2 minutes26 Sep 2026 19:50 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwh2lvvezs23https://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwgy6teu5c23Why didn’t anyone tell Arch to brush his hair before his composite picture26 Sep 2026 19:06 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgy6teu5c23https://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwgwginjys2yOffense looked pretty sharp first quarter and kind of dogass ever since, I have no explanation26 Sep 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgwginjys2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwgw3auouk2yCRYINGGGGG [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Sep 2026 18:29 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgw3auouk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwgvt77uv22yWe are the worst best team in the country26 Sep 2026 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgvt77uv22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwgu2k5vos2yPOR FAVOR EDITAR [contains quote post or other embedded content]26 Sep 2026 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgu2k5vos2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwgssusfhs2yThat is how champions celebrate26 Sep 2026 17:30 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwgssusfhs2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mwdtu4u3g22jIt is so so so fucking funny that the most famous person in the world is Kevin Durant in a popstar’s body25 Sep 2026 13:11 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdtu4u3g22jhttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mvxoccha5c2jMy sister just said “is it Tait with an I or Taint with no N?” [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Sep 2026 17:00 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvxoccha5c2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mvvol5rym22eNot so easy to not suck shit against Kentucky is it!!!!!19 Sep 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvol5rym22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/saracannon.bsky.social/post/3mvvok2253k2eHuge two weeks of college football specifically for my family, who are fans of orange teams who had scored only field goals going into halftime19 Sep 2026 21:59 +0000at://did:plc:bzcwypyiwiusiye47mqpptxi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvvok2253k2e