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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>mom close the door im doing journalism</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su</link><title>@jules.su - Jules Suzdaltsev</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mkr7mxaou22a</link><description>bro they just raised my rent $300, which is exactly one dollar lower than the Good Cause Law limit, but still jesus christ Zohran my man HELP ME</description><pubDate>01 May 2026 03:44 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkr7mxaou22a</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mjxdky573s22</link><description>You did it you son of a bitch&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>20 Apr 2026 20:45 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjxdky573s22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mjg6364ne22h</link><description>It’s just crazy that there is a massive segment of the world population that can look at a picture like this and not have a visceral negative reaction to these two terrifying ghouls.&#xA;&#xA;Like, politics is politics but these guys just literally look evil on a primordial level.</description><pubDate>14 Apr 2026 00:52 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjg6364ne22h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3miw77ssx222v</link><description>Why the fuck is Ralph Nader the person they had drafting the impeachment like what are we even doing here?</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 16:30 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3miw77ssx222v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3miw73jku622v</link><description>She should write to her senator!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>07 Apr 2026 16:27 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3miw73jku622v</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mi5jtywrxc2k</link><description>asking for a friend, does No Kings include Short Kings?</description><pubDate>28 Mar 2026 21:03 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi5jtywrxc2k</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mhzjwjwjxk2x</link><description>hey you know the absolute *second* he dies, vance will make the treasury put him on the $100, like no question that’s going to happen and there’s nothing we can do about it</description><pubDate>27 Mar 2026 06:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhzjwjwjxk2x</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mhn5evrymk2h</link><description>flying out of La Guardia at 6am and this is the craziest line I’ve ever seen for TSA in my life - I expected it to be bad but this is hard to fathom, this is like a 2-3 hour line&#xA;&#xA;and of course for some reason my ticket doesn’t show my precheck, but whatever that line is psychotic too</description><pubDate>22 Mar 2026 08:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhn5evrymk2h</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mh53cke32c27</link><description>genuinely one of the funniest reactions to my bio&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Mar 2026 23:18 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh53cke32c27</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mh4oypnbcs2d</link><description>my favorite part of democracy is when 25% of the votes are predetermined by the co-chair of one of the two candidates!!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Mar 2026 19:37 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh4oypnbcs2d</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mh4gxlhurs24</link><description>I just genuinely don’t know how to get through to these people&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Mar 2026 17:14 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh4gxlhurs24</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mh4f6u5sx223</link><description>it’s mind boggling that “Bernie couldn’t have won due to not being more like Hillary and Kamala” is the dominant belief among libs and yet BOTH HILLARY AND KAMALA *ACTUALLY* LOST IN REAL LIFE&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>15 Mar 2026 16:42 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh4f6u5sx223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mgxja74nmk2p</link><pubDate>13 Mar 2026 18:11 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgxja74nmk2p</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mgnvmot4dk2r</link><description>kind of messed up that the only reason this random girl is famous is because her grandpa is a pedophile :/</description><pubDate>09 Mar 2026 22:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgnvmot4dk2r</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mgaokmwlak2j</link><description>Devastated to learn Jasmine Crockett lost the primary, but I’m truly hoping Talarico will continue in her legacy to “Write out your bullet points here. Anything from a sentence to a paragraph works.” ✊</description><pubDate>04 Mar 2026 16:15 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgaokmwlak2j</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mgak5hmbws2m</link><description>Congratulations to Ayatollah Talarico!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Mar 2026 14:56 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgak5hmbws2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mgak35zejc2m</link><description>Anyone saying Talarico will pull a Fetterman is just being lazy, let’s have fun with it, say he’s gonna pull a Dahmer or a bin Laden!&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>04 Mar 2026 14:55 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgak35zejc2m</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mawqydltk223</link><description>F&#xA;  　 U&#xA;  　　    C&#xA;  　　　　 K&#xA;  　　　　　    &#xA;                            I&#xA;&#xA;  　　              S&#xA;&#xA;  　　       R&#xA;&#xA;  　　   A&#xA;&#xA;  　　　  E&#xA;&#xA;                         L  &#xA;                 ｡  ･&#xA;         ｡°*.&#xA;     ｡*･</description><pubDate>27 Dec 2025 02:26 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mawqydltk223</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mfzfzwbo2k2u</link><description>New episode of Good Morning, Bad News is up!&#xA;&#xA;Are you ready to be DRAFTED into another forever war by a known p***phile for the glory of Israel?&#xA;&#xA;2006 babies, you’re up!&#xA;&#xA;https://youtube.com/shorts/r7Sfb-GySjk?si=32S5IjJxqyvPF2ag</description><pubDate>01 Mar 2026 18:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzfzwbo2k2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mfzfzwbo2k2u</link><description>New episode of Good Morning, Bad News is up!&#xA;&#xA;Are you ready to be DRAFTED into another forever war by a known p***phile for the glory of Israel?&#xA;&#xA;2006 babies, you’re up!&#xA;&#xA;https://youtube.com/shorts/r7Sfb-GySjk?si=32S5IjJxqyvPF2ag</description><pubDate>01 Mar 2026 18:54 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfzfzwbo2k2u</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mfsf2fcpys22</link><description>Not trying to pick a fight but what could you possibly mean by “block this rotten deal”?!?&#xA;&#xA;There’s this insane rhetorical theme where people will rightly state the horrors ahead of us, and then cap it with a call to action that we all know is impossible.&#xA;&#xA;Who are you calling on to block it??&#xA;&#xA;[contains quote post or other embedded content]</description><pubDate>26 Feb 2026 23:48 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfsf2fcpys22</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mfarxaqlh226</link><description>Insanely, Dershowitz just proudly announced that if Epstein was a Mossad spy, he would have gotten him off scott-free for pedophilia.&#xA;&#xA;These people have the worst brain-poisoning we’ve seen in history I think.&#xA;&#xA;https://youtube.com/shorts/MTMSaYaaeZQ?si=RfTqSWBwvfAfJLDz</description><pubDate>19 Feb 2026 23:51 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfarxaqlh226</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mfaj5wplek26</link><description>so funny how frequent this theme has become, some MAGA loser gets violent with middle schoolers protesting ICE and gets either beaten up or arrested (usually both!)&#xA;&#xA;beautiful, keep ‘em coming&#xA;&#xA;https://youtube.com/shorts/R93-k37qvVg?si=04iBYWY0WhGcPfq6</description><pubDate>19 Feb 2026 21:13 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:bzro7ydytiwoewnytbgn2wwt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfaj5wplek26</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/jules.su/post/3mf5rclz5pc2v</link><description>I am such a dumb asshole, I was waiting for a super important call that I didn’t want to be disturbed from, so I preemptively set my phone to Do-Not-Disturb.&#xA;&#xA;Obviously, missed the call, as my phone didn’t ring. 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