I love hockey (the New York Islanders), iced tea, hot coffee, and my five kids. “If you don’t like my peaches, don’t shake my tree.” Shirley Jacksonhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlwn65oh5s2kMore. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 00:55 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwn65oh5s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlvy4iz4s22mFocaccia Friday15 May 2026 18:38 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvy4iz4s22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlu3whvxt22pOne of the most significant things I've admitted to myself in my forties is that I have a mean streak and it's not a defect, just reality. So I'm going to take an inordinate amount of pleasure in this. https://nymag.com/intelligencer/article/why-ben-shapiros-media-empire-is-collapsing.html?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=s1&utm_campaign=nym15 May 2026 00:41 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlu3whvxt22phttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mltufosdos2cDisrespectfully, Clarence Thomas can get fucked. Forever. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 22:26 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mltufosdos2chttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlt3jxtjhs22Every time one of the fourteen year olds veers into fussy, I look at her and think "Oh, it's me. Hello, teenaged Ash, I am less than thrilled to see you."14 May 2026 15:01 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlt3jxtjhs22https://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlr2i7m3yc2tThis was the pre-season predictions for the Calder. PK dresses like a degenerate grandmother but he knows puck.13 May 2026 19:37 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlr2i7m3yc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlqv4s57rk2kMatthew Schaefer won the Calder and I just found out Chotiner somehow got the MAGA golden statue pastor to be interviewed, not bad for a hump day.13 May 2026 18:01 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqv4s57rk2khttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlqusafack2kMatthew Schaefer is a New York Islander.13 May 2026 17:55 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlqusafack2khttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlokdmeigc24Please oh please keep asking him about affordability, it is just so enjoyable to watch. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 May 2026 19:43 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlokdmeigc24https://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mljj2i5pic2vHappy Mother’s Day—children are truly something to treasure. For instance, I still say “fuck ass cone” alllllll the time. [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 May 2026 19:36 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mljj2i5pic2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlir6cr34k2vMy gorgeous baby sister has graduated and is officially a nurse! I’m proud of her for working so hard.10 May 2026 12:29 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlir6cr34k2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlgyn236222fHe did it. I have no idea how. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 May 2026 19:37 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgyn236222fhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlgwagadgc2fThe sixteen year old just ordered ten street tacos at the Mexican place. Let’s see if he can really put these away! I have my doubts.09 May 2026 18:54 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgwagadgc2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3mlgdhrvbn22fIt’s always been painfully obvious that this try-hard just wanted to be a Hollywood script writer and couldn’t hack it so he shaped his company to emulate the exact media that he worked to tear down. Good luck, buddy! You played yourself. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 May 2026 13:19 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlgdhrvbn22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3ml7x3wclfc2hI regret to inform y’all that I’m now forced to challenge this cockface to a duel. Between co-opting one of my favorite bourbons and cheering for my hockey team, I can no longer allow this.07 May 2026 00:21 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml7x3wclfc2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3ml5vts2yk224“Three more passengers have since fallen ill, one of whom, an 80-year-old woman, died…Evacuating the two others suffering respiratory and gastrointestinal symptoms, one of them the ship’s doctor, is now top priority.” This is the Station Eleven plane on the runway. https://www.science.org/content/article/cruise-ship-s-hantavirus-outbreak-puts-researchers-uncharted-territory06 May 2026 04:53 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5vts2yk224https://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3ml5ekl7ups2wKing Loser of Turd Mountain. Negative rizz. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 23:44 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml5ekl7ups2whttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3ml546nb7d22vThe NFL’s insta account is seriously posting this on the grid. Get a load of this, @ggold328.bsky.social ! [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 21:14 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml546nb7d22vhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3ml4w3uj3i22yOne thing is incredibly clear: Marco does not want to be in this war.05 May 2026 19:25 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4w3uj3i22yhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3ml4txyplkk2yRahm is the lodestar for craven mercenary dems. If his bitch ass is out here fighting with Israel, anyone with any whiff of pro-Israel sentiment in 2028 is cooked. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4txyplkk2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3ml4r5k2hps2yHe’s so pretty and so, so stupid.05 May 2026 17:57 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4r5k2hps2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3ml4quh4bws2yWithout downloading anything new, where are you, mentally? [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 17:52 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4quh4bws2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/irisandmaeve.bsky.social/post/3ml4m7cxp522yNot even my grandparents at the end of their lives sounded this demented when speaking to my children (who were this age or younger.) My God. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 May 2026 16:28 +0000at://did:plc:bzwidbjmtse2letyqcd6tdsi/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml4m7cxp522y