"the Pepsi of Austrian writing." do not be weird at me online. buy bumper stickers, from me, at https://mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com/https://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3munl2iycx22wwhen you snatch a morsel or sweetmeat you say "ill be havin that" in an "orc" voice, when I snatch a morsel or sweetmeat i say "ahhh dont mind if I DOO" in a snooty maitre d' voice. we are NOT the SAME03 Sep 2026 23:10 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3munl2iycx22whttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3muhhwmqyoc24PAUL ATREIDES: i want a cigarette. damn i could use a cigarette. a cigarette would fix me. I just need to smoke one cigarette. i could smoke one cigarette and throw the rest of the pack away. i'll bet i could buy one cigarette off of someone and smoke it.01 Sep 2026 12:58 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3muhhwmqyoc24https://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3muft2mqd5224*extremely the beatles voice* i didnt eat lunch today / oh boyyy31 Aug 2026 21:12 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3muft2mqd5224https://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3mubhnlu2yc2sI love fantasy novels where the protagonist is solving a mystery but it IS kind of funny that the author can just have them figure everything out due to fantasy world bullshit and it still works on me every time30 Aug 2026 03:37 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mubhnlu2yc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3mlcjg4mzzc2iSaw the cloud that looks like a skeleton jacking off again08 May 2026 00:54 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlcjg4mzzc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3mtohqt222s26CHEKHOV'S GOT A GUN CHEKHOV'S GOT A GUN WHAT WILL THE CLIMAX BEEEEE WHEN WE HIT ACT THREEEEEEE22 Aug 2026 14:18 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtohqt222s26https://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3mtmatxldok2iARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER: *totally calm after throwing a hit man over a railing into a mall atrium, where he smashes through a table where people are playing d&d, causing them to scatter in fear* encountah table21 Aug 2026 17:09 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtmatxldok2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3mtfohjb5s22ta good name for a drag king is Ron Konkama19 Aug 2026 02:24 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfohjb5s22thttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3mtd5rgvbik2ejrpgs are named after their inventor jake rpgs18 Aug 2026 02:20 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtd5rgvbik2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3mt526figss2yI don't think I've ever had a pinned post explaining what the deal here is, so - I sell inexplicable bumper stickers at reasonable prices. mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com15 Aug 2026 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt526figss2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3kvneylberw2lME: -might think they were a comedy band. But "What Deener Was Talking About" is a touching exploration of depression. "Spirit of Sev- PINHEAD: actually, your excruciation has ended. i release you. we're leaving. ME: you said the torment was eternal PINHEAD: yeah, well. it felt like it. to me.24 Jun 2024 03:54 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3kvneylberw2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3mt24ygmjdc23WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE14 Aug 2026 12:12 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt24ygmjdc23https://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3mswauovye22hDANZIG: the omelette of disease awaits your noontime meal OTHER DAD IN LINE AT KINDERGARTEN PICKUP: *looking at phone* sure12 Aug 2026 23:11 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mswauovye22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3msv7v3lf722h"look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair" must have hit crazy different when the rest of the statue was there12 Aug 2026 13:21 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3msv7v3lf722hhttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3kxnffavs262d*doing standup at a catskills resort that dracula is at* draculas here tonight, folks... hows he been doing, defending the fatherland from the Turks... it's been a rough season for dracula.. Vlad tepes more like vlad tepid... *later draculas goons are kicking the shit out of me* it was a joke! a jo19 Jul 2024 14:52 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3kxnffavs262dhttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3msqlhyatls2jwe're BACK, baby!!!! buy today and it ships tomorrow!!!! [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Aug 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3msqlhyatls2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3msjy2efkxk2hwe're so back [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Aug 2026 02:01 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3msjy2efkxk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3msgpkwqfus2qIT'S REAL! IT EXISTS! YOU CAN BUY IT! https://mplwdnoveltycistern.etsy.com/listing/4551163910 [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Aug 2026 18:51 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3msgpkwqfus2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/noveltycistern.bsky.social/post/3mrs75syj4k2tordering my new bumper sticker made me realize that getting bumper stickers printed costs a lot more now! that's just.... terrific! to keep this groovy train rolling we are going to be raising prices next week to cover increased postage and production costs - so order now to lock in today's prices! [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Jul 2026 15:05 +0000at://did:plc:c23ebk76cyagxpocpr3zfvpe/app.bsky.feed.post/3mrs75syj4k2t