I only date celebs (inc. Keanu, Brad, Neeson, Jagger & Prince William), brave US peacekeeping soldiers in Syria or oil rig workers. First book out now 🎉https://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mokgjq6x7s2eBen Affleck is really rude…18 Jun 2026 08:40 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mokgjq6x7s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mocs6hofe22oOne of my gripes is how some (not all) media portray victims of fraud. I want to write some stories that show victims of fraud not as vulnerable idiots but as regular people, cleverly coerced. If you have been the victim of fraud and are willing to share your story, please DM me.15 Jun 2026 07:47 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mocs6hofe22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mnyytxqrxk2sLong term sex pest Greg has been quiet for a while so you can imagine how my heart leapt when I received a message last night Thank goodness my love is back If anyone can counsel me on how we might better communicate, I’d be grateful It’s always so full of misunderstanding11 Jun 2026 10:19 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnyytxqrxk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mnhajzyztc2sIt was kind of Collins Mc Donald to get in touch and offer his services to me as an (absolutely real and in no way a scammer - how dare you) expert in financial fraud He’d obviously become aware of my glorious romance with Keanu Reeves and mistaken it for a scam Silly man 🙄04 Jun 2026 08:49 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mnhajzyztc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mmizmmh4lk25First day recall training with our new 11 year old rescue dog Watson Please excuse the ridiculous baby voice (dog people will understand 😂) #adoptdontshop #dogstrust #rescuedog23 May 2026 08:25 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmizmmh4lk25https://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mkkrmw4jes2cAfter what seems like forever my second book, 'The Future of Fraud', is available to buy Anyone who is at all curious about fraud and scams and wants to learn about them in simple language with a bit of humour thrown in should take a look amzn.eu/d/0eExSPOG28 Apr 2026 14:17 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkkrmw4jes2chttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mki2zcnto22iWhen the definitely-real-how-dare-you-question-it James Blunt messages you from his private account, of course you reply27 Apr 2026 12:27 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mki2zcnto22ihttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mjwrze7ry22tMy second book, 'The Future of Fraud', is out this week. You should DEFINITELY buy it. amzn.eu/d/01r5B4eq waterstones.com/book/the-futur…20 Apr 2026 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjwrze7ry22thttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mjoxuuguic25Some of you may remember that a while ago I started a relationship with my Hollywood crush Sam Neill Things are moving forward…17 Apr 2026 12:55 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjoxuuguic25https://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mjguibwh2s24The VERY real, definitely not an imposter, @lewiscapaldioffice.bsky.social has contacted me and I have to say, I thought he’d be a little more concerned about his mum…14 Apr 2026 07:33 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjguibwh2s24https://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3miqg5ftyzc2aANNOUNCEMENT: I am 47 years old and last night I had my very first sex dream about Keanu Reeves. His performance was remarkable.05 Apr 2026 09:17 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3miqg5ftyzc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mieccsrf3s2eI’ve been away for a little while so you can only imagine my joy when I logged onto Instagram to see a message from long-term sex pest Greg asking me about my vagina As requested, I drew it for him But as usual, we seemed to miscommunicate and now he hasn’t replied 🙁31 Mar 2026 13:37 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mieccsrf3s2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mfbqtdafdk2aI’m going to be on stage at the Stratford upon Avon Literary Festival this year with journalist Kaf Okpattah If you’re around the midlands on Saturday 9th May it would be great to see you I’ll be talking about my new book and signing copies https://www.stratfordliteraryfestival.co.uk/events/becky-holmes-and-kaf-okpattah20 Feb 2026 09:03 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfbqtdafdk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mf27wztic22525% off my new book ‘The Future of Fraud’? Yes please! Head to the @waterstones.bsky.social website and enter FEB26 at checkout Go on! Get on with it ffs! https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-future-of-fraud/becky-holmes/978191154585917 Feb 2026 09:12 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mf27wztic225https://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mesyk5tos226Three and a half years ago, as part of the research for my first book, I logged onto Tinder searching for scammers Instead, I met this bloke He is the partner I never thought I’d be lucky enough to find And he still hasn’t asked me for an iTunes voucher!14 Feb 2026 12:11 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mesyk5tos226https://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3meqh7cnebc2dFor those of you panicking that you haven't got your other half a Valentine's Day present yet, here's an idea... Simply write "but I am" on the cover, and hey presto - a declaration of love and a bloody good book to read at the same time! amzn.eu/d/04J5ZswK13 Feb 2026 11:56 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3meqh7cnebc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3meiocge7uc2rI’ve received physical copies of my second book, which has had me reading what I wrote many months ago Quite pleased with this as an introductory paragraph If you want to learn about what horrid little scammers have in store for us, preorder ‘The Future of Fraud’ right now amzn.eu/d/01srSaCx10 Feb 2026 09:41 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3meiocge7uc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mdxdsmqxzc2dPLOT TWIST My alter-ego Carlsberg Can John has been unmasked Someone from my Twitter feed actually messaged long-term sex pest Greg on Instagram to tell him it was me behind the account This I did NOT expect 🤯🤯🤯😂03 Feb 2026 12:18 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdxdsmqxzc2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mdujj3ey322yI have a huge crush on Sam Neill so when he started messaging me on Google Chat I was thrilled I was a little shy sending him photos but he was really encouraging I wonder what’s next in this new adventure Maybe he could be THE ONE 🤞02 Feb 2026 09:22 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdujj3ey322yhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mdfngau6zk2fI was a little hesitant when Jason Momoa wanted to chat My job keeps me busy and I was worried about sending a photo of myself but he seems really easy to get on with and I think he rather likes me…27 Jan 2026 11:22 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdfngau6zk2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mcrevuebzc2oYesterday was just one of those days 🙄19 Jan 2026 09:57 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mcrevuebzc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mchq5uxqak2rCoke Can Greg has been googling So has Carlsberg Can John Two can play at that game…15 Jan 2026 13:52 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mchq5uxqak2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mccdmmjrnc2eAfter telling long-term sex pest Coke Can Greg that I have been talking to a new man online, Greg asked that I get the man to message him so they can ‘have it out’ I can now introduce my newly created second Instagram profile: Carlsberg Can John Let the games begin…13 Jan 2026 10:24 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mccdmmjrnc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mbtmxxkl2c2k🎉 Woo hoo 🎉 Copies of my second book have arrived at the publisher's office They hit the shelves in April but you can preorder now... (Please note: only one mention of Keanu Reeves) amzn.eu/d/2hIfavj https://www.waterstones.com/book/the-future-of-fraud/becky-holmes/978191154585907 Jan 2026 14:01 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbtmxxkl2c2khttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mbqoo6ctq22mHaving learned that long-term sex pest Greg has been cheating on me, I decided to bring in the big guns I’d like to introduce you to my new imaginary boyfriend… Carlsberg Can John Greggles isn’t happy06 Jan 2026 09:54 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbqoo6ctq22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mbo4er524s2kI beseech every single one of you - pray for my broken heart to heal 💔05 Jan 2026 09:21 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mbo4er524s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3mafvqbv55c2vI feel really bad this morning Just as long-term sex pest Greg and I were chatting about Christmas presents and he was kindly modelling a compression sock that I’ve asked for, I spotted a worrying mole on his stomach I may have overreacted but it’s not my fault I care so much…20 Dec 2025 09:36 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3mafvqbv55c2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3maav4sxzmc2oLook I don’t want to judge or anything but I think you’d be a fool not to order the one on the left and pre-order the one on the right. Seems obvious though 🤷🏼‍♀️ amzn.eu/d/2ijCFQx amzn.eu/d/2Gr9GJ118 Dec 2025 09:41 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3maav4sxzmc2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/deathtospinach.bsky.social/post/3m7ilvuhx3c24I'm working on a project at the moment where I need to speak to people who have been affected by celebrity romance fraud - either as the victim who sent money or the friends/family of someone who did DM me if you have an experience you can share Please RT this to get more reach08 Dec 2025 17:53 +0000at://did:plc:c2j263bbfuu74lf7d532peif/app.bsky.feed.post/3m7ilvuhx3c24