Inventor of The Night Toast: The Toast You Eat At Night™https://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mx2vzdk3rs24It's so cool how dog shit the Bears RedZone offense is despite still getting results04 Oct 2026 17:21 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2vzdk3rs24https://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mx2ko5zl622tBandwagon fans are only annoying in the abstract. If you have a friend who starts caring about a sport that you like just because the team you like is good, that's like the best thing that can happen to you.04 Oct 2026 13:58 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mx2ko5zl622thttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwyx5636ck2gI have helped hundreds of insanely drunk suburbanite on the L navigate their way home but today was the first time I did it for 3 guys in White Sox gear. That's typically a Cubs hat situation. Sox are winning the whole damn thing man03 Oct 2026 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyx5636ck2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwyra5yptk2gNever in doubt 😎👍 [contains quote post or other embedded content]03 Oct 2026 20:50 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwyra5yptk2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwykdmcols2yWhite Sox hanging on for dear life03 Oct 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwykdmcols2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwvgnpph5c27They should sell just a complete Treehouse of Horror collection of the Simpsons. Those stayed pretty good through even current seasons02 Oct 2026 13:03 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwvgnpph5c27https://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwtjgod7fs2hIf anyone can find the old Photoshop I did of White Sox mascot Southpaw storming the Capitol, I need it for this upcoming series01 Oct 2026 18:47 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwtjgod7fs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3ludoyw46l22uTech CEO caught having an affair at a Coldplay concert19 Jul 2025 19:28 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3ludoyw46l22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mo6fj5xlic2vThinking about this Facebook ad I got the other day for some sort of White Sox torture device. Chicabu Ghraib13 Jun 2026 13:49 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mo6fj5xlic2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwrbmtczfs2whttps://theonion.com/little-league-pitcher-just-getting-fucking-shelled-1819577729/30 Sep 2026 21:22 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwrbmtczfs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwql2u2cgk2b'Are the Cubs or White Sox more woke' discourse is very funny because it's like well ok are cops more progressive than private equity? Is it more progressive to be a mom and pop absentee landlord or a corporate slumlord? Which album, specifically, did you stop liking Kanye West?30 Sep 2026 14:38 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwql2u2cgk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwltkhuh6c2oThe mere act of living in a bubble is not actually bad. Really depends on the bubble. I'm glad dumb shit that sucks doesn't get into my bubble [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Sep 2026 17:27 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwltkhuh6c2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwjgoe45c22qBread and cheese? French yes please! Bread cheese and sauce? That's Italian now, boss27 Sep 2026 18:31 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwjgoe45c22qhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwhkcyfpzs2jJust Shazamed the first dance at a wedding27 Sep 2026 00:31 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwhkcyfpzs2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwe3pgmssk2hA thing I like to be really pedantic about is that The Count from Sesame Street is not a vampire but is, in fact, a "vampire-like Muppet." Not sure if any of the other guys have this sort of nuance. I think Kermit is just a regular frog, for example.25 Sep 2026 15:31 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwe3pgmssk2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwdrfkj4vc2v🧦🇯🇵 [contains quote post or other embedded content]25 Sep 2026 12:27 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwdrfkj4vc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwbkvyiku22cStarted signing emails Thanks! - B Instead of my old and overly formal Sincerely, Brandon Hinke Never too late to change folks. Never too late to change..24 Sep 2026 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwbkvyiku22chttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mwacdclmvs2iOne of my least favorite things is when a funny thing happens but then I have to start defending it to strangers who find it funny in the wrong way 😔 [contains quote post or other embedded content]24 Sep 2026 03:19 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mwacdclmvs2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mw7mjgjfts2f"+15 Trump districts are within the margin of error" is awesome news but also man American voters are morons. No short term memory to speak of! Not very Marxist of me to say I guess but this democratic population is no good!23 Sep 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw7mjgjfts2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mw74un2yd22eDon't do this to me man. Leave me alone [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Sep 2026 16:09 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw74un2yd22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mw6wddtpf22eRay Gunn is, unfortunately, extremely some shit I'm into23 Sep 2026 14:12 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw6wddtpf22ehttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mw6tve7qtc2eHonestly? Hell yeah. Living in the fall of an empire is so SLOW so I'm glad we're going to pick up the pace a bit here [contains quote post or other embedded content]23 Sep 2026 13:28 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw6tve7qtc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mw5d4h7drc2clol [contains quote post or other embedded content]22 Sep 2026 22:55 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mw5d4h7drc2chttps://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mvzuxz6gvc23Lanterns is not very good but man, Kyle Chandler is really the greatest to ever do it, huh? Show goes from middling streaming IP crap to 5 stars perfect television every time he's on screen21 Sep 2026 14:04 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvzuxz6gvc23https://bsky.app/profile/brandybeansh.bsky.social/post/3mvut7kkgec2cSaw Tilly Norwood leaving The Girl and the Goat with her upsettingly younger boyfriend last night 😬😬19 Sep 2026 13:50 +0000at://did:plc:c4bkeleydhjvo3wtfhnajubz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mvut7kkgec2c