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<rss version="2.0"><channel><description>writer | assistant professor | nonfiction editor for Aquifer: Florida Review Online | metal head&#xA;&#xA;brendanstephenswriting.com</description><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bstephens.bsky.social</link><title>@bstephens.bsky.social - Brendan Stephens</title><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bstephens.bsky.social/post/3mtfatonwhc2s</link><description>The AWP gods have elevated me from an attendee to a panelist. Stoked to go to Chicago and eat all the vegan food.</description><pubDate>18 Aug 2026 22:20 +0000</pubDate><guid isPermaLink="false">at://did:plc:c6vrsbtychgqiscix4prgr5i/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtfatonwhc2s</guid></item><item><link>https://bsky.app/profile/bstephens.bsky.social/post/3mojpr4tihk2q</link><description>Television pitch: a medical drama for people who are squeamish. 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