@xyalon.bsky.social - Xyalon

23 Jul 2026 15:41 +0000

I thought I had just stood on some pink bubblegum that had been left on the station platform and had started to melt in the sun. But now I'm on the train and everyone seems mean and combative. Oh, and some guy who looks exactly like Vigo the Carpathian just walked past on the way to the shop...

14 Jul 2026 13:38 +0000

Happy International Me Day 🎂 💛🤍💜🖤 🎂

05 Jun 2026 18:26 +0000

Oh FFS, stop being surprised at Burnham being bad on [Topic] Burnham is New Labour. Blairite. Blair was basically "Labour-retuned-to-accommodate-Thatcherism". Starmer is the logical conclusion of that path: a Thatcherite Labour PM.

12 Mar 2026 12:01 +0000

I mean, that, or I'm just very good at picking up colour shades... https://www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd/?r=AIwhKP___8XN

06 Feb 2026 14:23 +0000

Starmer furious that his "no take-backsies" was voided as Mandleson already had his fingers crossed behind his back...

10 Oct 2025 16:30 +0000

I wonder if MIND has spoken with its president, Stephen Fry, about the ongoing and rapidly worsening mental health crisis for Trans people in the UK. A crisis which was, in no small part, facilitated by him and his, until very recent, support for Enoch Blyton.

19 Jul 2025 18:06 +0000

In A&E. Waiting to see if they want a scan. I just want this thing out of me. Given a Diclofenac suppository. Putting the *anal* back into analgesia.

18 Jul 2025 20:26 +0000

3 gallstones in 5 days. Can't wait until they cut this thing out of me.

05 Feb 2025 12:47 +0000

Keir Starmer is the only tool his father ever made. [contains quote post or other embedded content]

21 Nov 2024 14:30 +0000

Galloping senility is fast catching up with me. I've graduated from trying to put the teapot in the fridge instead of the milk, and progressed on to trying to put my chair in the dishwasher instead of my plate. Excellent.

21 Nov 2024 08:11 +0000

I should probably post on here more often...

14 Jul 2023 14:49 +0000

Happy International Me Day! 💛🤍💜🖤

09 Jul 2023 04:03 +0000

Fucking gallstones

04 Jul 2023 07:25 +0000

Flashfic time! (Horror short) Dying for your Art

25 Jun 2023 09:36 +0000

Should I put up more of my stuff on here? Namely my photography and my writing?

09 Jun 2023 16:29 +0000

Nadine Dorries throwing a tantrum because she didn't get her honours by standing down as an MP effective immediately. Who could have seen this coming? XD

08 Jun 2023 11:55 +0000

Ahh, I made it. Morning everyone. <3