Texas' finest six-seat cinema. Best of Clover Kiss: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/feed/aaap7zbcna67m [We follow our contributors!]https://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3mjb3vrwyla2yDon't forget that it would be completely unethical to hunt the creators of Tilly Norwood for sport.12 Apr 2026 00:30 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjb3vrwyla2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3mjaodzkiq22kTilly Norwood isn't real, but she's still barred from entering Clover Kiss.11 Apr 2026 20:27 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjaodzkiq22khttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3mj7txbpyyl22The recent ad promoting our Classic Film Festival was inaccurate. We actually meant Classless Film Festival. We apologize for the mistake.11 Apr 2026 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj7txbpyyl22https://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3miqqusvmj42yWe will not be showing the Super Mario Galaxy Movie. It knows what it did.05 Apr 2026 12:30 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3miqqusvmj42yhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3mijtupevpv26We missed the Oscars during our absence. Rest assured we sent our annual letter of protest, noting our outrage that Uwe Boll was yet again denied a nomination in ANY category.02 Apr 2026 18:35 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijtupevpv26https://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3mij7qyfzts2aDon't tell anyone we're coming back. We want it to be a surprise to all three of you.02 Apr 2026 12:35 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3mij7qyfzts2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2uipu7ysb25For legal reasons, we have stopped selling Junior Mints.10 Oct 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2uipu7ysb25https://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2tookuuhg2wIt’s like most of you don’t even WANT tickets to this year's ErnestFest.10 Oct 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2tookuuhg2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2ryaxibsy2gIt's not Halloween until Pop ruins a screening of Halloween by shouting "Look out Jamie Lee!" every five minutes.09 Oct 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2ryaxibsy2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2r67nim5s26Cat People > Cats09 Oct 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2r67nim5s26https://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2phrylrrk2bNot many know this, but all copies of Orson Welles' F for Fake are technically forgeries.08 Oct 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2phrylrrk2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2onqpmcfi2gIf it's got an Estevez in it, you know it's quality. Low quality, but still quality.08 Oct 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2onqpmcfi2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2mxd2xqxl2fCome to Clover Kiss this weekend for our interactive Saw experience!07 Oct 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2mxd2xqxl2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2m5bstte326Thinking of having a PB&J (showing Paul Blart and then Jumanji).07 Oct 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2m5bstte326https://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2kgu5ma4626Dreams are reborn at Clover Kiss. Like Frankenstein’s monster, but still.06 Oct 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2kgu5ma4626https://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2jmsvzdrs2gHey. Hey you. Yes, you. Watch a Robert Redford movie.06 Oct 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2jmsvzdrs2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2cvhfcov62fBetamaxxing.03 Oct 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2cvhfcov62fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2c3g4eods2wOur staff is as salty as our popcorn and twice as buttery.03 Oct 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2c3g4eods2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m2aeykp5kh2gSorry our promotion ended without anyone being able to identify the object in the lobby (it was a VHS tape).02 Oct 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m2aeykp5kh2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m27kx7cjm32rWe'd love to see a film based on the life of that dog from the Beethoven movies. I'll bet he got so much tail.02 Oct 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m27kx7cjm32rhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m25ujlqai72fIf you get some odd charges on your statement this month after visiting Clover Kiss, it's likely not us. We take pride in only stealing credit cards from people who deserve it.01 Oct 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m25ujlqai72fhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m252ie4u2c2bLove the movies? You'll probably want to go elsewhere.01 Oct 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m252ie4u2c2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m23e2n5qrc2gMovie Factz: Ghostbusters was originally titled Polterheist.30 Sep 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m23e2n5qrc2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3m22jze7ckw25They said you couldn't film Thomas Pynchon's novel Vineland but One Battle After Another proves beyond a shadow of a doubt they were right.30 Sep 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3m22jze7ckw25https://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3lzytlpawms2rIs it really so strange that we won’t play The Rocky Horror Picture Show? Pop still has nightmares about toast.29 Sep 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzytlpawms2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3lzxzkgtadu2wLike most theaters, we rent our film prints. But we always keep a copy of Die Hard stashed for emergencies.29 Sep 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzxzkgtadu2whttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3lzrc6wzh7h2gThere’s always that one guy who thinks Toy Story is only so-so.26 Sep 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzrc6wzh7h2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3lzqi5pazgz2bThe movie theater community doesn't overlap much with the musician community but this kid told us we'd blow up on this app if we posted "arm rests imply the existence of arm sharps."26 Sep 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzqi5pazgz2bhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3lzorpzcgxz2dWe got our hands on a copy of Roger Corman's unreleased Fantastic Four movie, but we won't be showing it because we have too much respect for Stan Lee (his estate threatened to sue us into tiny pieces).25 Sep 2025 20:22 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lzorpzcgxz2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/cloverkisscinema.bsky.social/post/3lznxoqrkh52dSeptember is Kiss a Moviegoer Month. We waited to announce this until Jorge was out of town to avoid any sexual harassment lawsuits.25 Sep 2025 12:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbko2t77tffepvfgxmbhmrpg/app.bsky.feed.post/3lznxoqrkh52d