yelling about blorbos since 2k22https://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mlzn46vykc2qwake up babe, new ritual just dropped: spit rhymes like shantotto in alliance chat throughout windurst, roll a 97 on her emote17 May 2026 05:32 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlzn46vykc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mlsb7qxtwc2kI think my best summation of my feelings on DT is "overpromised and underdelivered" with a side of "breached the trust thermocline". I endured the 6.x patches praying DT would redeem the narrative decline, and it didn't. I do hope Evercold will be better! But they're going to have to earn it back. [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 07:10 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlsb7qxtwc2khttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mls7ebuqgs2eFrom the moment she first fought Zenos in Rhalgr's Reach, Summer has been terrified of him. He's become a sort of boogeyman for her, to the degree that she attributes negativity and moments of fear to him that were actually caused by things Elidibus did while masquerading as him. 🧵 [contains quote post or other embedded content]14 May 2026 06:37 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mls7ebuqgs2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mlpfjub7ik2hgod it's been so long since there was ALLAGAN BULLSHIT in my life. no more of this SOLUTION NINE BULLSHIT, i open my arms to once again embrace the forever GOAT that is ALLAGAN BULLSHIT13 May 2026 03:49 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlpfjub7ik2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3ml64ywyybk2ncontroversial take: Thancred Waters could handle Ada Wong but Leon S. Kennedy could not handle Y'shtola Rhul. (although to be fair to Leon, Thancred can't handle Y'shtola either, so)06 May 2026 07:02 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3ml64ywyybk2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mkmhoeqssc2zfellas do you think those garlean girls would've chosen not to embrace a horrifying death on the ice floe if we'd just thought to offer them an archon burger29 Apr 2026 06:25 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkmhoeqssc2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mkjtzcwf5224MODS ARE ASLEEP TIME TO REPOST "HEAVIER THAN USUAL TONIGHT" [contains quote post or other embedded content]28 Apr 2026 05:27 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjtzcwf5224https://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mjocmoglvs2ca thing I enjoy about FFXIV is that you can be running around in the overworld and come across Ser-Galadieux Brightblade dutifully making his way through the MSQ in his plate armor and his paladin heraldry and then fly 20 feet and run into Avocado Toast in a bikini with a frog head pickaxeing a rock17 Apr 2026 06:34 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjocmoglvs2chttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mj4im6cd3k2f"Scion Fatigue" is so inherently funny as a concept that I think it should be applied to other fandoms. Like damn when is Kirk gonna separate from the crew of the Enterprise, I'm so tired of them shoving Spock and Bones and Uhura in our face all the time. Get a new crew and new stories already!10 Apr 2026 04:33 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4im6cd3k2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mil3rx5j6s2kthancred and estinien would make for the most terrifying beach volleyball duo ever because they are two men capable of feats of altogether ludicrous gymnastic athleticism while possessing absolutely no concept of self-preservation send tweet03 Apr 2026 06:29 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mil3rx5j6s2khttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3miatqsvhf22uThinking about this tonight because I was rereading my headcanon about Niko and Ananta Weaponsmithing Lore, which in a nutshell is that every weapon forged already "has" a true name and it's really just on the smith or its intended user to figure out what that true name is. 🧵 [contains quote post or other embedded content]30 Mar 2026 04:38 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miatqsvhf22uhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3miatmj34jk2jA #wolqotd because it's one I also want to answer tangentially for myself: Has your WOL given their weapon a name that isn't just the in-game Eorzea Database one? Which weapon and what name? What was their reasoning for choosing it and/or how did the weapon come to have that name?30 Mar 2026 04:36 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3miatmj34jk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mi6h3aokqk2amaking my triumphant return to bluesky with a g'raha tia shitpost29 Mar 2026 05:46 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi6h3aokqk2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mglihsllgc2vI realize this is just me being frustrated and annoyed but I'm honestly so fucking tired of Dawntrail and its "git gud casuals" mentality when I have literally never failed a lockout of the final boss of a variant dungeon before, yet apparently this too is now going to be content Not For Me anymore!08 Mar 2026 23:25 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mglihsllgc2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mg4vv3qkmc2sbringing this back in anticipation of the new #ffxiv variant dungeon tomorrow. WHERE WILL Y'SHTOLA'S SISTER FALL.03 Mar 2026 04:16 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg4vv3qkmc2shttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mfikkfhpss2ygirl pretty23 Feb 2026 01:59 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfikkfhpss2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mfcn3nzyfc2tit's so funny to me when people experience consequences for their actions and then are like "it's so disappointing to experience the consequences of my actions. i'm really uncomfortable with the fact that the things i do have consequences? it's very upsetting that people can't just agree i'm right."20 Feb 2026 17:29 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfcn3nzyfc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mesclsd35k2uPOV: You are Koana and your dork-ass boyfriend is trying to send you signals about how he wants to spend Valentione's Day with you. (You are perplexed and mildly concerned by his apparent newfound fascination with fruit.)14 Feb 2026 05:39 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mesclsd35k2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3memtxw4zj227Summer is trying real hard to get into Archon school and neither of the cats in her life is helping. [contains quote post or other embedded content]12 Feb 2026 01:34 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3memtxw4zj227https://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mekomnvcnk2ri feel like there's a corollary to "you pull you tank" and it's "if you, the tank, insist on collecting up all the mobs but then move them four literal separate times because it's not really a wall pull until you've mashed yourself facefirst into the barrier, then you can DPS them until i get there"11 Feb 2026 04:52 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mekomnvcnk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mefyvx4jn22zyeah it's absolutely emet/wol for this one because no one could possibly comprehend how desperately i keep trying to get summer into a narrative position to fuck that old man and it KEEPS NOT HAPPENING the aesthetic is so GOOD and the themes are so CHOICE and it KEEPS. NOT. HAPPENING. [contains quote post or other embedded content]09 Feb 2026 08:13 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mefyvx4jn22zhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3medbdkj2xc2rI have no proof that Natsuko Ishikawa likes the Terminator franchise but then I think about the Terminator movies and am like: Terminator: what if I loved you across time and sacrificed my future to defend you in the past T2: ok but what if the badass stoic killing machine was also a dad [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 Feb 2026 06:06 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3medbdkj2xc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mecc7mffv22fsomething that always sticks with me when i think about hermes and elpis in endwalker is: why didn't he talk to venat like. your government has an established position for "be different than the norm". venat accepts the possibility of time travel with zero hesitation. she's RIGHT THERE in elpis.07 Feb 2026 20:49 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mecc7mffv22fhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3me7sinowzc2a [contains quote post or other embedded content]06 Feb 2026 21:02 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3me7sinowzc2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3me6bwek76c24people need to embrace that thancred waters would suck a dick for the cause and call it tanking06 Feb 2026 06:33 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3me6bwek76c24https://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3me3of72its2nSurprisingly similar personalities, yet vast differences in method of presentation. [contains quote post or other embedded content]05 Feb 2026 05:38 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3me3of72its2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mducdlds4s2fSomething I've been noticing a lot in my everyday FFXIV gameplay lately is a sense of like..."what is this even for" - chiefly, with the relic weapon and with Oizys. Like, yeah, I'm doing a little bit of the grind every day, but sometimes I have to stop and ask myself why, and it's hard to answer.02 Feb 2026 07:14 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mducdlds4s2fhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mdrsje6enk2vmods are asleep repost the allagan node report fic [contains quote post or other embedded content]01 Feb 2026 07:26 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdrsje6enk2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mdrrfmfrvk2omods are asleep post summer doing an akira slide on grani who is itself doing an akira slide on a motorcycle (thank you @bloodwhet.etheirys.social)01 Feb 2026 07:06 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdrrfmfrvk2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/voidgates.bsky.social/post/3mdpkf5zyjk2oI originally designed WOL Summer specifically as "a person who would NOT be absolutely horrified by the Crystal Exarch's actions in ShB and instead would be like 'damn it's hot that you were willing to [all of that] for me'." Obviously in AUs where she's not the WOL, that doesn't come into play! 🧵 [contains quote post or other embedded content]31 Jan 2026 09:55 +0000at://did:plc:cbxhm6vvuaoutnwpg62muajo/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdpkf5zyjk2o