Writer of short SFW and NSFW audio scripts. Commissions open and always open to collaborations! I am over 18, you should be too. Linktree: https://linktr.ee/Pristine_Pencilhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mldw4f7y4222I love this script. So happy to have a fill of it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]08 May 2026 14:14 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mldw4f7y4222https://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mktb76kprs2wI find myself with some extra time on my hands this month, so I'm going to try to start writing like it's my job. Started off with a a short narrative hopecore script/essay about fighting entropy. https://www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrative/comments/1t193su/a4a_life_is_unfair_script_offernarrativesfw_hope/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button01 May 2026 23:17 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mktb76kprs2whttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mkdqqqgewk2zI thought of a title for a script last night: "Your Big Tittied Goth Girlfriend Has Shoulder and Back Pain (Due to Said Big Titties)". Is that anything?25 Apr 2026 19:13 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdqqqgewk2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mk3wijyqd22x@why.bsky.team I just want to thank you so much for this award. It was an honour to even be nominated. I also want to thank all my creative friends on this website who spend their time making human created art, good or bad, because it is the struggle of creation that... no, wait, don't play me off!22 Apr 2026 16:35 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk3wijyqd22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mjvb4ijdgc2wA sort of experimental narrative of the type that comes to you on a walk or in the shower. It's hard to find someone to love you at your worst... it might be harder to find someone to love you at your best. Have you found them? F4M: https://www.reddit.com/r/GWNarrative/comments/1sqae87/f4m_better_or_worse_script_offer_narrative_i/20 Apr 2026 00:56 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjvb4ijdgc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mj6jdcljzs2rAnd thanks everyone, I have now reached the big 200, which seems HUGE for a writer! If anyone has any ideas on what I might do to celebrate (both my previous celebrations of a requested sequel and an AMA fell a bit flat) I would love to hear them!10 Apr 2026 23:52 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6jdcljzs2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mj6iwihr3s2rHere's the standalone script post for my piece for the Garden of Hearts collaboration from @da-cum-bandit.bsky.social "Wallflower in the Garden": https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildaudio/comments/1shyh4p/f4m_wallflower_in_the_garden_script_offer/10 Apr 2026 23:45 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6iwihr3s2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mj4kvo5e5k2lAyyyyyy. This is one of my scripts! Thank you for the fill Critter! [contains quote post or other embedded content]10 Apr 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj4kvo5e5k2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3miae55cyac2xGo court the sweet and kind Handmaiden! [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Mar 2026 23:59 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3miae55cyac2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mi3qw44a5k2nHi everyone! My birthday is (preserving anonymity) vaguely soonish. It would be super cool to get to 200. I'm 9 away! (I've been quiet on the script front, due to collabs. But I don't think I've ever had more fills in a month, so thank you VAs and editors! So many wonderful presents! Thank you!)28 Mar 2026 04:04 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mi3qw44a5k2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mhmln7bxkc27Just had a depressing thought. If they made Freakazoid (who became superpowered by the internet) in 2026 he would have to be a Nazi Incel, wouldn't he? I swear, kids, the internet used to be cool and weird and good. https://media.tenor.com/9p3ArNDTvm8AAAAC/freakazoid-freak.gif?hh=356&ww=49822 Mar 2026 03:20 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhmln7bxkc27https://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mhgc6b73pc24I wrote the script on this one. I sometimes just need my favourite Wizard to talk me down when my heart is racing. [contains quote post or other embedded content]19 Mar 2026 15:15 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mhgc6b73pc24https://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mh7mciupoc2rA thing that brought me joy this week: National Theatre Live's version of The Importance of Being Earnest is free until the 18th. Oscar Wilde will never be matched for his wit and this version is hornier and queerer than even he could have imagined. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=obX-HGs-PS816 Mar 2026 23:27 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mh7mciupoc2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mgzwqnida22gAs someone who forgot three different times this morning: Don't forget to take your meds today, people!14 Mar 2026 17:18 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mgzwqnida22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mg53jktb522rTIL: The governing body of the card game cribbage (in which you keep score on a pegboard) in the US is the American Cribbage Congress. Their phone number is 1-888-PEGGING. I wonder how many wrong calls they get?03 Mar 2026 05:56 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mg53jktb522rhttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mfd6b5qwxc25Pronouns: she/her Height: 5’10 Zodiac: Aries Smoke: Never Tattoos: None Piercings: Ears Fav. Color: Green Fav. Drink: Tea 🫖 [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 Feb 2026 22:36 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mfd6b5qwxc25https://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mezghyfgqc2tSFW A4A comfort audio script offer for those who are just having a bad night and need a little company to remind them that they're magic. https://www.reddit.com/r/pillowtalkaudio/comments/1r6sixe/a4a_magic_in_a_lonely_heart_sfw_script_offer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button17 Feb 2026 01:37 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mezghyfgqc2thttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mevr5pbvek2pI don’t celebrate Valentines Day, but I do celebrate the 15th: Discount Candy Day. Bring on the half-priced chocolate.15 Feb 2026 14:37 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mevr5pbvek2phttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3me256jcbjc2wThank you so much for the fill! [contains quote post or other embedded content]04 Feb 2026 14:58 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3me256jcbjc2whttps://bsky.app/profile/pristinepencil.bsky.social/post/3mdw6xyqisc25Me presenting a dessert I have made which has taken several days with costly ingredients: "Oh, it's just something I threw together." Me presenting something simple, but savoury: "I have put LEAVES in a BLENDER and made PESTO! Where is my Michelin star?"03 Feb 2026 01:19 +0000at://did:plc:cdkoahqyufvcamegn6ksbobk/app.bsky.feed.post/3mdw6xyqisc25