Pfp and banner by self-induljennt A little insane, a little chaotic, the horny half of Hingeless and Horny. 3.5 Million words and counting of gay pirates on A03 https://archiveofourown.org/users/KalansPhantom/workshttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mmc46uatx226Bonus WIP from Sun and Shadow, an RBB fic coming from Fortunata and myself! In which I accidentally let Lucius create the first tabloid paper. Whoops!20 May 2026 14:23 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmc46uatx226https://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mmbwzcpt3s2lHappy #WIPWednesday a little Acts snippy20 May 2026 12:50 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmbwzcpt3s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mmao6ptghk2lI want to write a trans-Ed or Stede fic, but I'm also insanely intimidated. So that's my brain tonight!20 May 2026 00:40 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmao6ptghk2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mmanmyn3w22lCannot stress enough how amazing Jenn is to work with, seriously. Any writers out there should definitely give her a poke. Absolutely adore her and the life she breathes into things, plus I guiltily want more stories with her artwork in it. [contains quote post or other embedded content]20 May 2026 00:30 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmanmyn3w22lhttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mmamv4nhp22g#taketwotuesday my one and only pregnant Stede fic, with a very put upon Izzy. https://archiveofourown.org/works/62888893/chapters/16103254620 May 2026 00:16 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mmamv4nhp22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mma76jqmgs2kDear Body, thanks for the random nosebleed while I was on a zoom call with both of my bosses. That was fabulous. Let's do more of that.19 May 2026 20:11 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mma76jqmgs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm7ep3d6ps2rOn day five of The Neediest And Most Dramatic Kitten On Earth we have "PICK ME UP! PICK ME UP! PICK ME UP!" while i make breakfast. Stella, stella bo bella is coming to work with me today so my coworkers can tire her out.19 May 2026 12:17 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm7ep3d6ps2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm5sulmu4k2c"Fall on your knees for our Father and prepare to atone." The breath-takingly hot art for the latest chapter of Acts that captures the entire scene so perfectly. Give @self-induljennt.bsky.social all the adoration, folks. https://archiveofourown.org/works/70815386/chapters/22419124618 May 2026 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5sulmu4k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm5sulmu4k2c"Fall on your knees for our Father and prepare to atone." The breath-takingly hot art for the latest chapter of Acts that captures the entire scene so perfectly. Give @self-induljennt.bsky.social all the adoration, folks. https://archiveofourown.org/works/70815386/chapters/22419124618 May 2026 21:25 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5sulmu4k2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm5qpqh5gk2c🍐🍐 [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 May 2026 20:47 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5qpqh5gk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm5ez444y22bSomeone donated a new toy for the fosters!!! Stella approves and will hopefully wear herself out 🤣🤣18 May 2026 17:17 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm5ez444y22bhttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm4sj3qllk224 days of this. She's fine, she just got out of kennel time to play, but oh my god is she dramatic. I feel like I'm Ferberizing this kitten!18 May 2026 11:46 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm4sj3qllk22https://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm3preuaxs2sThings I saw while out and about today. Feeling called out.18 May 2026 01:25 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3preuaxs2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm3ojfnbzk2s [contains quote post or other embedded content]18 May 2026 01:02 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3ojfnbzk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm3njexcq22sI just hit 65k on my big RBB fic and it's just past halfway. i really hope ya'll are sat in July for a sprawling adventure, because holy crap.18 May 2026 00:44 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm3njexcq22shttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm2fo7fzok2sGood morning, parishioners, don't forget to attend mass this lovely morning. Our Father has a gospel to preach. [contains quote post or other embedded content]17 May 2026 12:51 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm2fo7fzok2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mm24asovfc23Just me reading comments for Acts this morning like a totally normal hinged person. https://static.klipy.com/ii/f87f46a2c5aeaeed4c68910815f73eaf/a6/40/xsIo99Su.gif?hh=220&ww=252&mp4=6ysNarHu&webm=W4xO7OSZ17 May 2026 10:03 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mm24asovfc23https://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlz67gtwlk2sJust checked the hits on Acts and cackled.17 May 2026 01:05 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlz67gtwlk2shttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlyvldhcas2eWelcome to Midnight Mass with art by @self-induljennt.bsky.social https://archiveofourown.org/works/70815386/chapters/22419124616 May 2026 22:31 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyvldhcas2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlyuurukwk2jMe all week: Okay, you're gonna release the next act's chapter at midnight for midnight mass. That's what you're doing. Yup! Also me: It's midnight in the UK.16 May 2026 22:18 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyuurukwk2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlyhadjits2aFound out today my wife reads fics on AO3 and just searches for tags. She reads any fandom, even if she's never heard of the show, just chases the tag she wants. I find this supremely unhinged. 😂 Like, how can you appreciate the nuances?!16 May 2026 18:14 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlyhadjits2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlya2ndsss2aThe face of a fat calico that learned she can stuff her paw into kitten jail and pull out sweet sweet kitten food because she's OBVIOUSLY starving.16 May 2026 16:05 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlya2ndsss2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlxxlqeoik2aHi, my name is Stella. I am supposed to be calm and quiet because I'm recovering from spay surgery and am waiting on hernia surgery. Instead, I'm climbing kitten jail and have been screaming nonstop since 6am. Please send the police, the cruelty is unimaginable.16 May 2026 13:34 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlxxlqeoik2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlwp3qw7vc2iStede Bonnet personality trait: Forgiving people who are plotting to murder him. [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 May 2026 01:29 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwp3qw7vc2ihttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlwo5ww6gk2dLucius puts this sticker on Stede after his very first hook up. Stede blusters and huffs and is embarrassed, but secretly saves it and feels very proud of himself. Ed is immediately jealous HE didn't get a sticker.16 May 2026 01:13 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwo5ww6gk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlwgy6zhns2yProof my wife sometimes brings home suprise fosters too15 May 2026 23:04 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlwgy6zhns2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlvxddneis2hI have seen the gospel @self-induljennt.bsky.social is making you all, and yup.... better bring some knee pads folks.15 May 2026 18:24 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvxddneis2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlvswhcjgs2kHope you've all been saying your prayers, mass resumes this weekend. https://static.klipy.com/ii/4e7bea9f7a3371424e6c16ebc93252fe/0b/dd/RAK5zBIHe9I4a.gif?hh=312&ww=498&mp4=7iZjYkKqNx57a1qC&webm=aNH0HGA9gel6KIAzzsHU15 May 2026 17:05 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlvswhcjgs2khttps://bsky.app/profile/kalansphantomff.bsky.social/post/3mlv7mv7auc2eMelatonin dream journal: I adopted a bunch of wombats, but not like as pets, but as children. We were at a wedding being held at a vets office that also saw people patients and required time travel to find the rings. My wombat children were great at time travel.15 May 2026 11:20 +0000at://did:plc:ce6sp5vz574grawhp63mlemz/app.bsky.feed.post/3mlv7mv7auc2e