https://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3kdci54in3q24we here at monster energy believe that Palestine deserves to be free of oppression and that Israel should ceasefire immediately. Today we amend our saying to #freethebest in solidarity with the Palestinian people.03 Nov 2023 18:17 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3kdci54in3q24https://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3kd2vmtshiq2uI haven’t been posting bc I was placed in intensive care for 17 days after drinking 7 different Monster Energy Rehabs. My boss said i should be more of a team player and show brand loyalty so I chugged as many of our delicious Tea+Energy drinks as I could. it changed the color of my feces. #monster31 Oct 2023 17:58 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3kd2vmtshiq2uhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3kbcgej25at2jIf you drink enough monster your pee will turn monster #monster #energy09 Oct 2023 06:55 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3kbcgej25at2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3k4zgys3w4l2cDo you remember the first time you masturbated? The shame you felt in front of God and Country? The exhilaration at a strange new discovery? Well, now you can! Our patented Juice Monsters combines the power of energy with the wisdom of juice to improve YOUR memory and give you righteous erections15 Aug 2023 19:32 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4zgys3w4l2chttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3kau2jk6sum23lo-fi beats to UNLEASH YOUR BEAST* to #monsterenergy #monsterjuiced *this is just a slogan, stop making dirty jokes, we'll get in trouble03 Oct 2023 13:46 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3kau2jk6sum23https://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3kau24bbp5l2vcoffee fucking sucks #unleashthebeast #monsterenergy #sucksnotfucks03 Oct 2023 13:39 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3kau24bbp5l2vhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3k53dryudsq2jyou can whisk monster energy into your eggs in the morning for a beastly pickmeup - we recommend the Juiced Monster (mango)16 Aug 2023 13:40 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3k53dryudsq2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3k52ca6ivzu25My favorite can is YOUR can, baby [contains quote post or other embedded content]16 Aug 2023 03:39 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3k52ca6ivzu25https://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3k4zgys3w4l2cDo you remember the first time you masturbated? The shame you felt in front of God and Country? The exhilaration at a strange new discovery? Well, now you can! Our patented Juice Monsters combines the power of energy with the wisdom of juice to improve YOUR memory and give you righteous erections15 Aug 2023 19:32 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3k4zgys3w4l2chttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3k44awnrymp26monster enerby04 Aug 2023 04:56 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3k44awnrymp26https://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3k42ub62v2p2zSLAM YOUR ASS WITH SOME MONSTER ENERGY!!!!!! NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!03 Aug 2023 15:37 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3k42ub62v2p2zhttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3k3yfi6lxcr2aThe social media team here at Monster has been informed by our adult sons that using productivity as a measure of success is not "snatched". We apologize for our earlier post demanding you resume your productivity. We simply meant to encourage you to UNLEASH YOUR BEAST WITH A MONSTER ENERGY DRINK.02 Aug 2023 16:07 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3yfi6lxcr2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3k3w6cqjxol2oFeeling the afternoon sleepies? THEN WAKE THE F*** UP AND DRINK ANOTHER MONSTER ENERGY DRINK. Do you think your enemies are busy napping right now? ENERGIZE YOURSELF AND RESUME YOUR PRODUCTION. -Monster Energy Drinks01 Aug 2023 18:53 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3k3w6cqjxol2ohttps://bsky.app/profile/monsterenergy.bsky.social/post/3k2q3q5w7pn2pYour wife WILL love you again if you can maintain the energy level of a true monster - Buy a 6 pack of Monster Energy today and win your wife back tomorrrow.17 Jul 2023 15:26 +0000at://did:plc:cez7e5attdaht5heazrj2les/app.bsky.feed.post/3k2q3q5w7pn2p