https://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mu7gpohwvp25One more sleep. "Baked, Belted and Bejewelled" drops tomorrow — lashes, skirts, and nails, all interrogated with love and mild alarm. Which one’s catching you out?29 Aug 2026 08:15 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu7gpohwvp25https://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mu4ulitmcu2lGenuine question ahead of Sunday’s episode: if a skirt does the exact same job as a belt — same width, same coverage - at what point do we just start being honest about which rail it belongs on? "Baked, Belted and Bejewelled" Sunday.28 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu4ulitmcu2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mu3qlvd5yw2j$3/month = bonus rants + YOU pick next week's topic. Stop letting me choose. It's your turn. Subscribe https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/subscribe . Send ideas: speakpipe.com/amioutoftouch27 Aug 2026 21:01 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu3qlvd5yw2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mu2dbgfio22sA yawn isn’t rude on purpose. But it does the same job as rudeness it tells you, instantly, that you’ve been switched off. Sunday’s episode gets a bit more honest than expected about this. "Lol, Wait, What Did You Say?" #amioutoftouch27 Aug 2026 07:30 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mu2dbgfio22shttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtywu2xomw2l$3/month = bonus rants + YOU pick next week's topic. Stop letting me choose. It's your turn. Subscribe https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/subscribe . Send ideas: speakpipe.com/amioutoftouch26 Aug 2026 18:15 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtywu2xomw2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtxtnvijle2jBin bag: inaudible. Custard cream wrapper from two rooms away: deafening. This is the entire argument of Sunday’s episode on selective hearing. "Lol, Wait, What Did You Say? #amioutoftouch26 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtxtnvijle2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtvd74ouas2aI was autocorrected mid-argument from "I am furious" to "I am flirtatious" and the other party blocked me before I could explain. This is the energy of Sunday’s episode. "Lol, Wait, What Did You Say?"25 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtvd74ouas2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtssp5yecg2jNew rule I appear to be the only one obeying: typing "you" instead of "u" is not, in fact, a personality trait. Sunday’s episode is entirely about the slow collapse of actually communicating. "Lol, Wait, What Did You Say?" -available on all podcast platforms #amioutoftouch24 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtssp5yecg2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtqmvw4n422lI was autocorrected mid-argument from "I am furious" to "I am flirtatious" and the other party blocked me before I could explain. This is the energy of Sunday’s episode. "Lol, Wait, What Did You Say?"23 Aug 2026 10:56 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqmvw4n422lhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtqbehc7t72lCheck out our newest episode of Am I Out of Touch? where we dive into the decline of meaningful communication. From text speak to yawning mid-conversation, we ask: are we really listening to each other anymore? Listen now! Listen to the full podcast here https://play.headliner.app/episode/3490275623 Aug 2026 07:29 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtqbehc7t72lhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtlbcnjqnk2cReminder of Sunday's episode: afternoon tea is the posh one, high tea is a proper working dinner. They got flattened into the same Instagram moment and I have feelings about it. "Which Fork?" https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1958387521 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtlbcnjqnk2chttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtiqtqwuaw2qWe've gone from a man in a waistcoat spooning your carrots for you to a Wi-Fi-enabled trolley silently judging you as you retrieve your own gnocchi. Sunday's episode has the full history. "Which Fork?" https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1958387520 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtiqtqwuaw2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtgaejmfyc2qA guest at an actual wedding used the napkin to clean their phone screen. This is the energy of Sunday's episode. "Which Fork?" — table manners, dissected, mildly furious. https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1958387519 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtgaejmfyc2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtdpvmrslv27The entire cutlery rule is "outside in." I watched a grown adult treat their place setting like a game of guess-what's-in-the-box. Full rant on Sunday's episode "Which Fork?" https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1958387518 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtdpvmrslv27https://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mtb7gqbb5g2rNew rule I'm apparently the only one who knows: knives lie flat, not vertical like a flare gun. This Sunday's episode is entirely about table manners going extinct. "Which Fork?"- landed Sunday. https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1958387517 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mtb7gqbb5g2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mt6rwfnggq2lIt's out. "Which Fork?" — full episode live now. Table manners, dissected with love and fury. Link below, go listen to the whole thing. https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1958387516 Aug 2026 08:38 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt6rwfnggq2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mt527cc6gz2cOne more sleep. "Which Fork?" drops tomorrow - table manners, dissected with love and mild fury. Which crime are you guilty of? Cutlery, napkin, or tea terminology? https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1958387515 Aug 2026 16:00 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt527cc6gz2chttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mt4eeoc3bf2qwe've turned "they don't understand English" into a hearing problem to be solved with decibels and I find that funnier than if we'd made it up https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1955042815 Aug 2026 09:30 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4eeoc3bf2qhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mt4eeobjnr2aapparently some Spanish resort towns import specific British brands of baked beans and sausages to keep the English pubs stocked. an actual functioning supply chain built entirely on nostalgia. we did that https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1955042815 Aug 2026 09:30 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt4eeobjnr2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mt435jcyxx2asome hotels now employ staff whose actual job is patrolling the pool deck to remove unattended towels from loungers. we have made international news for towel-based territorial disputes. that's the level we've taken this to https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1955042815 Aug 2026 06:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mt435jcyxx2ahttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mszuqkad4h2l apparently some Spanish resort towns import specific British brands of baked beans and sausages to keep the English pubs stocked. an actual functioning supply chain built entirely on nostalgia. we did that https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1955042814 Aug 2026 09:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mszuqkad4h2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3msznzw7g752fwe've turned "they don't understand English" into a hearing problem to be solved with decibels and I find that funnier than if we'd made it up https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1955042814 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3msznzw7g752fhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mszfnxzxyr2jsome hotels now employ staff whose actual job is patrolling the pool deck to remove unattended towels from loungers. we have made international news for towel-based territorial disputes. that's the level we've taken this to https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1955042814 Aug 2026 05:15 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mszfnxzxyr2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3msx5l3klds2lnew ep just dropped: sunbed towel wars, why Brits fly to Spain for egg and chips, and the great British belief that any language barrier can be solved with volume. am i out of touch, or is this all of us https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1955042813 Aug 2026 07:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3msx5l3klds2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3msvrycbhws27"It's Not a Wand" — New Episode Coming Soon "It's not a wand. You are not casting a spell." Next episode takes on formal dining etiquette and the sheer number of forks nobody asked for. Full episode drops soon — subscribe so you don't miss it. https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/subscribe12 Aug 2026 18:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvrycbhws27https://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3msvrnfy2w52iWhy British Holidays Abroad Aren't Actually Abroad | Am I Out Of Touch! Am I Out Of Touch! is the podcast for the perplexed modern human — one host, three rants, zero patience. https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1955042812 Aug 2026 18:39 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3msvrnfy2w52ihttps://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3msui35qe3j24new ep just dropped: sunbed towel wars, why Brits fly to Spain for egg and chips, and the great British belief that any language barrier can be solved with volume. am i out of touch, or is this all of us https://www.buzzsprout.com/2625633/episodes/1955042812 Aug 2026 06:15 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3msui35qe3j24https://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mstgesghdl24Every week I draw a line in the sand . If you can see the sea from your table and you order chips, you don't get to complain about the local food when you get home." https://youtube.com/shorts/DUjTWUz1NOw?feature=share11 Aug 2026 20:12 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mstgesghdl24https://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mss7ygamtl27Every week I draw a line in the sand . If you can see the sea from your table and you order chips, you don't get to complain about the local food when you get home." https://youtube.com/shorts/DUjTWUz1NOw?feature=share11 Aug 2026 08:45 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mss7ygamtl27https://bsky.app/profile/amioutoftouch.bsky.social/post/3mso63gtl2a2oEvery week I draw a line in the sand . If you can see the sea from your table and you order chips, you don't get to complain about the local food when you get home." https://youtube.com/shorts/DUjTWUz1NOw?feature=share09 Aug 2026 18:00 +0000at://did:plc:cfq5ts3doiunwalsmkhmfbtt/app.bsky.feed.post/3mso63gtl2a2o