Husband, parent, step-asshole, Nurse Practitioner, fiend and fur-daddy. Proud liberal because I'm not a sociopath. On the spectrum, but who isn't.https://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.socialhttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lf6quumlok2kIt's cute watching the nursing home residents shuffle by the casket of Jimmy Carter.07 Jan 2025 23:00 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lf6quumlok2khttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3ldw57secnc2e5 days after hip replacement - Took pain med - took a gummy - wife said "what does the dog have in his mouth?" - dog comes out from behind chair with a steak knife in his mouth like a pirate. - I realize that was an intense, sober 30 seconds, And I didn't take enough drugs to cope with the reality.22 Dec 2024 19:22 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldw57secnc2ehttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3ldrtewthb224I'm pitching a game show to NBC. in honor of Deal or no deal island, I propose "Wheel of Jeopardy." There will be a wheel. There will be jeopardy.21 Dec 2024 02:15 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldrtewthb224https://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3ldbrvr4a622kHealthcare peeps, if you have access to this paper, it's an essential read. pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21980898/ Humour in medicine is essential for the well-being of the patients and staff. Medicine can be dark and painful. https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/21980898/14 Dec 2024 17:06 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3ldbrvr4a622khttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lcypvbhhpk2mNever forget.11 Dec 2024 02:36 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lcypvbhhpk2mhttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lctdq7bna22nTelevision perfume commercials confuse me... Do I really want to smell like drunk Johnny Depp sweating in the desert?08 Dec 2024 23:15 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lctdq7bna22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lc6uxtxmjk2whttps://variety.com/2024/tv/news/msnbc-morning-joe-tv-ratings-plunge-scarborough-brzezinski-trump-visit-1236217426/ Taking a knee is costly to the networks. Fewer views, less ad revenue, just like "x"30 Nov 2024 19:58 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc6uxtxmjk2whttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lc4rtkzhac2nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/johnoliver/s/Nw2VSB1LtU Sharing.29 Nov 2024 23:56 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lc4rtkzhac2nhttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lbzflhvhi22x28 Nov 2024 15:39 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzflhvhi22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lbzfcz7ulc2xAccording to NY TImes, " state police in West Virginia are continuing to investigate a longtime youth pastor who has now been charged with nearly 200 counts of sexual abuse crimes involving children." Tell me again how it's trans and gay people?28 Nov 2024 15:34 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzfcz7ulc2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lbzeshklms2xHas Morning Joe tanked yet? I stopped listening.28 Nov 2024 15:25 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzeshklms2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lbzepx23f22x"https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/28/us/transgender-san-jose-boise-volleyball.html?unlocked_article_code=1.dU4.F24-.W76AZ5eN0bsh&smid=url-share Well, if Boise State is concerned about trans women playing in womens' sports, they should talk to Caitlyn Jenner. She competes in women's golf tourneys28 Nov 2024 15:23 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbzepx23f22xhttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lbxmeqx32c2wHoliday palate cleansing...27 Nov 2024 22:35 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbxmeqx32c2whttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lbrkxdrqbs23Support your wife.25 Nov 2024 12:54 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbrkxdrqbs23https://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lbbecv6tdk26Will the last one left at Twitter/ X make certain to unplug the coffee maker?19 Nov 2024 02:12 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbbecv6tdk26https://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lbanzsh2r22gPeriodic Table of Condiments.18 Nov 2024 19:33 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lbanzsh2r22ghttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3laxe7wsue22nGonna put this here. It's my turn with the controls for the Soros Jewish Space Laser.15 Nov 2024 02:44 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3laxe7wsue22nhttps://bsky.app/profile/goofydad.bsky.social/post/3lax37ctwhu23Seems relevant.15 Nov 2024 00:03 +0000at://did:plc:cg7iuaydw4jravtp4m2saeph/app.bsky.feed.post/3lax37ctwhu23