"That rifle hanging on the wall of the working class flat or labourer's cottage is the symbol of democracy. It is our job to see that it stays there." — Orwell God's garden is full of weeds. 🌹 #rvahttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.orghttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mknqh5fnnc2yThey weren't voting for Trump. They were all-in on the con: they thought (and may still think) Trump is just like them. They were essentially voting for themselves. They would do a better job this time around, so surely Trump would as well. These types of people are nation-destroyingly stupid. [contains quote post or other embedded content]29 Apr 2026 18:34 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mknqh5fnnc2yhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mkjxkoq3as2kThe lore of these psychopaths reads like the optional historical description of an opposing force in a video game. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sea_Org https://redd.it/1sxmfe028 Apr 2026 06:31 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkjxkoq3as2khttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mkgse7rwc22hI think there might actually be a spider deep in my soul.27 Apr 2026 00:20 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkgse7rwc22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mkdsmc63h22kI joined Twitter in 2010. Some of the delay was general avoidance of social media, but the rest was not having a good alias for myself. @chairmanbrando struck one day and it was time to join. Since then, I've not had one Good Tweet (or Good Skeet these days). It's just not in me, I don't think.25 Apr 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkdsmc63h22khttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mkb73fxkv22w"Your approach is functional and clever." No, it's not, you ingratiating AI fuck. Just confirm my little sanity check and tell me if it's gonna work as I expect it to.24 Apr 2026 18:52 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mkb73fxkv22whttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mk7u7h6aus2kThis made my brain all tingly. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dl0-TveDDGA24 Apr 2026 06:04 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk7u7h6aus2khttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mk6fn7soi22pThe oligarchification of the US continues. This merger shouldn't be happening and wouldn't be if we were still sane, but we're a floundering empire being destroyed from the inside out for profit. Billionaires are a disease, and we do not hate them nearly enough.23 Apr 2026 16:11 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mk6fn7soi22phttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mjqdgpvwlk2dBrother Ali would be labeled a domestic terrorist under NSPM-7 if he came out with this song today instead of almost 20 years ago. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO18F4aKGzQ18 Apr 2026 01:54 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjqdgpvwlk2dhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mjnqq6wtqs22Until today I hadn't considered the gravity of people in the southern hemisphere being literally upside down.17 Apr 2026 01:14 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjnqq6wtqs22https://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mjl5sgn54s22Next time you think humanity is too evolved to be acting the way it does, remember that we've only had reliable access to ice for about a hundred years. Until then we dug it out of lakes, poop particles and microbes and all, and shipped it around the world.16 Apr 2026 00:30 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjl5sgn54s22https://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mji5hhxjgk2rTurns out I was officially so poor in 2025 that the tax man says I contributed too much to my IRA. I didn't even know that was possible, but now I've got to reallocate those funds or risk penalties.14 Apr 2026 19:46 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mji5hhxjgk2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mjhufsnk222xWhy has no one in the media reported that MAGA is a foreign psy-op? I mean, I know why: Our media was bought up and silenced by billionaires. Still, you've got Twitter's location feature outing most "patriotic" accounts as foreign while Orbán, acting as Russia's proxy, funneled money to CPAC.14 Apr 2026 17:04 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjhufsnk222xhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mjfcei2yzs2hThomas Jefferson wanted the Constitution rewritten every 19 years because he thought the older generations shouldn't govern the newer. For whatever reason he was AFK when it came time for implementation, so it wasn't codified that way. Fast-forward 250 years of not listening to that advice...13 Apr 2026 16:36 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjfcei2yzs2hhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mjdzx2m4js2rShitty Republicans have been using Orbán as a guide to consolidating power into a pseudo-dictatorship for years. I dunno if I should be happy he got evicted after 16 years or worry that this is a clear signal to those shitty Republicans that they need to go further if they want to rule forever.13 Apr 2026 04:32 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mjdzx2m4js2rhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mj6o3czpic2lI finally got out for a matinee showing to save a few bucks. Still somehow cost me $16! More annoyingly, in an audience of maybe nine people, there were *three* interruptions by boomers' phones going off in various jingly and jangly ways. Boomers really are old children. Good movie, though. [contains quote post or other embedded content]11 Apr 2026 01:17 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj6o3czpic2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mj3z2o2a7s2lDid I just join a library so I can print stuff for $0.10 a page instead of $1.00? Maybe. Maybe I did.09 Apr 2026 23:55 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mj3z2o2a7s2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mizbljduuc2lWhen job postings say that you'll "own" processes and whatnot, what they really mean is that there's no leadership or guidance in place and you'll be found responsible if anything fucks up, right?08 Apr 2026 21:50 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mizbljduuc2lhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3miwmuxdfd22oIt should be legal to become a conscientious federal tax objector if the current administration is doing insane things with the military.07 Apr 2026 20:34 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwmuxdfd22ohttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3miwbnxcsu22hIn case TACO isn't on the menu tonight and shit goes extremely sideways, it was fun having my tweets and skeets getting single-digit views for 16 years. Actually, no. It sucked, and social media sucks. Social media and sociopathic billionaires are why we're in this mess. Fuck you. #rnbtafod07 Apr 2026 17:13 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3miwbnxcsu22hhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3miuvn2d2ms2tIt's still a bit crazy to me that this... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aw1AmN-EloA07 Apr 2026 04:05 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3miuvn2d2ms2thttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mitsapji2k2jThe president posts that he wants to nuke a country for not caving to a war he started and then praises Allah on Easter. The stock market still goes green on Monday. That we depend on a bullshit billionaire betting market as a backbone of our economy and retirement is completely insane.06 Apr 2026 17:32 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mitsapji2k2jhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mirsyzspl22cI'm something of an enlightened centrist myself.05 Apr 2026 22:40 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirsyzspl22chttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mirfluaftk2xAll those stories centered around a Mad King seem to have neglected to take into account that folks directly involved in the Mad King's government as well as 40% of the population are completely fine with and even enjoy the Mad King's obvious madness.05 Apr 2026 18:40 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mirfluaftk2xhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mipoveqwek2gMy latest business idea: A health insurance company that flies you to a country with universal healthcare whenever you need a costly procedure or hospital stay. It's gotta be cheaper and easier paperwork-wise than dealing with "American Exceptionalism" at its worst.05 Apr 2026 02:21 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mipoveqwek2ghttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mionkue6us2cSomething a little different for #caturday:04 Apr 2026 16:25 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mionkue6us2chttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mimvf47ph22mIran blowing up data centers is funny somehow. It's also what that Drey Dossier lady said would happen -- that data centers will become wartime targets because of AI stuff stored and produced therein. Data centers being built within civilian areas is gonna be a problem in our possible future.03 Apr 2026 23:40 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mimvf47ph22mhttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mik373erus2sEverything fucking sucks, but at least Periphery's still kickin'. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCRqM20sTLs02 Apr 2026 20:46 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mik373erus2shttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mijpqb4bis2pCaught myself pronouncing "pronounced" as "pernounced" which is ironical. It's that Dinwiddie blood from my mom's side.02 Apr 2026 17:20 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mijpqb4bis2phttps://bsky.app/profile/chairmanbrando.org/post/3mihsfcs55k2gThese people are somehow just out there, anywhere and everywhere, despite being claimed unfit to stand trial. > When confronted by investigators about the incident, Melendez reportedly said, "Maybe that was my twin that I don’t have." Stay strapped or get clapped, I guess. https://komonews.com/news/local/man-charged-after-allegedly-trying-to-push-stranger-in-front-of-train-at-northgate-station-link-public-transit-safety-victim-passenger-attack-assault-treatment-facility-seattle01 Apr 2026 23:03 +0000at://did:plc:cg7v4tldt2mszfi2lw2dd6al/app.bsky.feed.post/3mihsfcs55k2g